The Crap We Missed – Thursday 9.13.12

September 13th, 2012 // 606 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed that will hopefully life your spirits higher than Amanda Bynes blazing it at a red light. Anyway, even though I know you hate them, I felt the need to include this poignant shot, because during this era, when people say chivalry is dead, at least Kanye knows you’re always supposed to pee on the car door for your lady. We’ve also got John Travolta, who doesn’t at all look like a police sketch of the guy seen lurking around rest stop men’s rooms, Lea Michele‘s response when asked if she thinks Jessica Simpson will lose all the baby weight, and finally, the straightest I’ve ever seen The Jonas Brothers look.

Your Final Five is more from that amazingly endless Victoria’s Secret shoot. I know you are disappoint,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Lea Michele Cleavage Glee Season Premiere Party
    Hank E. Ring
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    I accept my mono brow.

  2. Common Kissing Fan On Neck
    little turtle head
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    HE BETTER BACK UP FROM OCTOMOM FOR SHE GETS KNOCKED UP…..

  3. Tom Cruise Tongue In Cheek
    meeps!
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    Jesus, did he bite the tip off…?

  4. Justin Bieber Kissed By Fan
    meeps!
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    Samantha Ronson looks GREAT!

  5. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Dress Kanye West Fashion Week
    Herself
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    God forbid another day should pass without viewing a photo of Kim K., from the rear, wearing some hideous ensemble that is three sizes to small and looks as if it is struggling to hold back the Johnstown Flood. I am convinced that her clothing is sewn together with heavy duty piano wire.

  6. Tom Cruise Tongue In Cheek
    Princess Consuela Banana Hammock
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    Way too easy.

  7. Cher Spandex Pants Fuzzy Blue Hat
    Princess Consuela Banana Hammock
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    Looks like Cher shopped at Jamiroquai’s garage sale.

  8. Cher Spandex Pants Fuzzy Blue Hat
    Princess Consuela Banana Hammock
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    “Got canned heat in my heels tonight!”

  9. Lea Michele Cleavage Glee Season Premiere Party
    tlmck
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    Well they say the camera adds 10 pounds…

  10. Katherine Heigl Cleavage Pearl Necklace
    Nate
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    all the haters, you know you would hit it if you ever had a chance not that you will

  11. Tom Cruise Tongue In Cheek
    Urvag
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    Now that’s the face of a man who’s getting ready for a Scientology convention.

  12. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Dress Kanye West Fashion Week
    KimLovrAustin
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    Kanye has outfitted his place and hers with dozens of video cameras, hoping to get enough footage to bid out after they break up and have his own sex tape. Why? He’s broke, he’s loosing fame and finally, no one believes she would really have sex with him. Especially after he announced how he spanked it to her old sex tape.

  13. Doutzen Kroes Bikini
    Sheppy
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    Pretty sure boneing that would be like boneing a man :/
    Women are supposed to be soft!

  14. Eliza Dushku Butt Linen Pants
    Swearin
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    Oh jeez, Whedon has used his Avengers money to develop a time machine and is sending his lady friends back in time, it seems.

  15. Lea Michele Cleavage Glee Season Premiere Party
    KatManDo
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    Dude, Megamind couldn’t motorboat those islands.

  16. Katherine Heigl Cleavage Pearl Necklace
    Martina
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    a lot better than I expected …

  17. Jude Law Beard Beer Belly
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    He’s still wearing the shirt Russell Brand gave him from earlier today.

  18. Justin Bieber Kissed By Fan
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    Holy shit, her arm is bigger than his. What is she, 14?

  19. Isaac Hanson Zac Hanson Taylor Hanson
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    Bee Gees Redux, Mother Fuckers!

  20. Cher Spandex Pants Fuzzy Blue Hat
    SimoneDeB
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    After all these years, Boy George finally got a sex change.

  21. Michael Douglas Turtle Neck Sunglasses Catherine Zeta-Jones Cleavage
    SimoneDeB
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    “Sponsored by Pfizer”

  22. Diane Kruger Nipples No Bra Legs Short Shorts
    SimoneDeB
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    ‘I had a farm in Africa at the foot of the Ngong hills…’

  23. Katherine Heigl Cleavage Pearl Necklace
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    I’ve always liked her and it saddens me that she is thought to be such a cunt. And as much as I like her, I gotta agree that she doesn’t seem to be aging well. It all started when she married some other guy instead of me…

  24. Alexa Ray Joel Hippie Dress Hat
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    she is a peacock in everything but beauty..

  25. Justin Bieber Kissed By Fan
    Geenie
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    He looks like a 10 year old girl with a short hair cut!!

  26. Sarah Silverman Walking Dog Wearing Shoes
    allah_speaking
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    I wouldn’t tap that even with Adelson’s dick…

  27. Cher Spandex Pants Fuzzy Blue Hat
    Josie
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    lol didnt kno halloween came early this yr

  28. Justin Bieber Kissed By Fan
    Josie
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    He’s probably thinkin “Ewww get this chick away from me! She has cooties!”

  29. Raven Symone Legs Book Of Mormon Premiere
    Josie
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    terrible hair & it reminds of eating those ramen noodles lmfao

  30. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Dress Kanye West Fashion Week
    Josie
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    uhh wtf is she wearing???!

  31. Alexa Ray Joel Hippie Dress Hat
    Josie
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    cute girl but her dress is so ugly…its hurts my eyes to look @ it

  32. Common Kissing Fan On Neck
    arnieblackblack
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    Whispers in ear: ” if you don’t scream I won’t hurt you…much”

  33. Cher Spandex Pants Fuzzy Blue Hat
    arnieblackblack
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    ‘Wagon wheel watusi, wagon wheel watusi…”
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Cu-z_NkyRo

  34. Carol Vorderman Cleavage Wonky Eyes
    arnieblackblack
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    I’ll have two from the top and give her one up the back

  35. Isaac Hanson Zac Hanson Taylor Hanson
    leeyan
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    Taylor has the most kids, and he currently has 4, with his wife carrying the 5th. No one has 6 babies. And yes, they still make albums, and we’re still here, alive to support them, you fools!

  36. Isaac Hanson Zac Hanson Taylor Hanson
    itzchezsa
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    proud FANSON for life!!!
    to those who have been saying bad things bout HANSON you better make sure you are way better than HANSON..
    and for those who loves HANSON then and now and who will always support them no matter what happens..*high five!*..:)

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