The Crap We Missed – Thursday 9.13.12

September 13th, 2012 // 606 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed that will hopefully life your spirits higher than Amanda Bynes blazing it at a red light. Anyway, even though I know you hate them, I felt the need to include this poignant shot, because during this era, when people say chivalry is dead, at least Kanye knows you’re always supposed to pee on the car door for your lady. We’ve also got John Travolta, who doesn’t at all look like a police sketch of the guy seen lurking around rest stop men’s rooms, Lea Michele‘s response when asked if she thinks Jessica Simpson will lose all the baby weight, and finally, the straightest I’ve ever seen The Jonas Brothers look.

Your Final Five is more from that amazingly endless Victoria’s Secret shoot. I know you are disappoint,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. John Travolta Hat Sunglasses
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    He’s pissed because people keep disappointingly looking at his autograph and going, “You’re not Billy Bob Thornton?”

  2. Tom Cruise Tongue In Cheek
    InkyBlack
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    I hear that sometimes, the taste of cock can linger.

  3. Eliza Dushku Butt Linen Pants
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    Long Ass Syndrome

  4. Michael Douglas Turtle Neck Sunglasses Catherine Zeta-Jones Cleavage
    joe
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    He looks pretty good for a dead guy.

  5. Alexa Ray Joel Hippie Dress Hat
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    She’s cute, shame about the outfit

  6. Katherine Heigl Cleavage Pearl Necklace
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    Nice pearls Edith.

  7. Mel B Cleavage Sports Bra
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    Scary Indeed

  8. Carol Vorderman Cleavage Wonky Eyes
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    Whudda You looking At ?!?

  9. Mischa Barton Annoyed Photobomer
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    Gayest photobomb…

    EVVVEEEERRRRRRR!

  10. Carol Vorderman Cleavage Wonky Eyes
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    Marty Feldman has been looking hot lately

  11. John Travolta Hat Sunglasses
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    I always imagine him sort of lurking around the steam room of a gym whispering…

    Peen? Peen?

  12. Ke$ha Weird Nylons Book Of Mormon Premiere
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    Here’s Your Photo Paper Ms Ke$ha!

  13. Katherine Heigl Cleavage Pearl Necklace
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    So… much….orange… Did she blow Carrot-top?

  14. Lea Michele Cleavage Glee Season Premiere Party
    catapostrophe
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    “Oink!”

  15. Cher Spandex Pants Fuzzy Blue Hat
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    Sad face soul patch FTW!

  16. Mischa Barton Annoyed Photobomer
    InkyBlack
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    I see you found Kenneth Williams secret love child.

  17. Common Kissing Fan On Neck
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    “Baby, Imma gonna pull a Kanye on you…”
    “Ahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

  18. Jenna Dewan Nipples Tight Dress Fashion Week
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    Nice Scorpions.

  19. Holly Madison Legs Tight Dress Holding Baby
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    Hugh Hefner pulled a Benjamin Buttons on us!

  20. Justin Bieber Kissed By Fan
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    Marcy Darcy’s all “Eew! Random girl mouth. Mommy!”

  21. Tom Cruise Tongue In Cheek
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    I don’t know who he’s signaling but apparently there ARE people shorter than him…

  22. Raven Symone Legs Book Of Mormon Premiere
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    That’s So…disgusting

  23. John Travolta Hat Sunglasses
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    Remember John:
    1 tap = Oral
    2 taps = Anal
    3 taps = cop

  24. Isaac Hanson Zac Hanson Taylor Hanson
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    *Hides under the bed, stifling screams of horror.*

  25. Alexa Ray Joel Hippie Dress Hat
    Johnny P!
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    She’s as handsome as her father.
    And he’s not a handsome man…

  26. Mischa Barton Annoyed Photobomer
    Gin&Tonic
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    jeeze, I clicked on the thumbnail thinking it was Christina Hendricks. Must be jerking off too much and loosing my sight or somethin’

  27. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Dress Kanye West Fashion Week
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    This is a bold ensemble that takes features from the Scottish Highland breed and mixes it with the beautiful white of a Charolais.

    Available exclusively at Sears.

    mmmmmMMMMMOOOOOOOooooooooo

  28. Isaac Hanson Zac Hanson Taylor Hanson
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    The dude (I think) on the left looks like a metrosexual version of James Hetfield….

    • Mia

      You think? You really can’t tell that the short-haired person with facial hair wearing pants & a sports jacket on the left is a dude? Don’t know what kind of women you’re used to, but there’s nothing even remotely feminine about Isaac Hanson in that picture.

  29. Lea Michele Cleavage Glee Season Premiere Party
    henryhill
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    She plumped up quick.

  30. Katherine Heigl Cleavage Pearl Necklace
    Animal
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    I don’t like her and yet … something about her here. I’d do her in spite of myself!!!

  31. Raven Symone Legs Book Of Mormon Premiere
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    Mmm. 2min Noodles.

  32. Common Kissing Fan On Neck
    henryhill
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    Now starring in “Suge Knight: The Musical”

  33. John Travolta Hat Sunglasses
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    I bet his manifesto reads like a gay 50 Shades of Grey.

  34. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Dress Kanye West Fashion Week
    Cock Dr
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    MOO

  35. Jude Law Beard Beer Belly
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    Drawstring pants : easier to accomidate that expanding gut

  36. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Dress Kanye West Fashion Week
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    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  37. Holly Madison Legs Tight Dress Holding Baby
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    Enjoy the moment, kid. Yo’re getting for free what normally costs fancy room and board.

  38. John Travolta Hat Sunglasses
    catapostrophe
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    He looks tense.

  39. Common Kissing Fan On Neck
    Animal
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    The first-ever attempted throat-slashing via facial hair?

  40. Tom Cruise Tongue In Cheek
    B&WMinstrel
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    You know the way he only looks five foot six? I’m doing that with my mind! Scientology rocks!

  41. Lea Michele Cleavage Glee Season Premiere Party
    Animal
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    Gaining weight IS hilarious!!!

  42. Justin Bieber Kissed By Fan
    catapostrophe
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    “OMG! Cooties!”

  43. Michael Douglas Turtle Neck Sunglasses Catherine Zeta-Jones Cleavage
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    Joe Estevez! Love your work, man!

  44. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Dress Kanye West Fashion Week
    henryhill
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    These two deserve each other.

  45. Jude Law Beard Beer Belly
    Animal
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    His hips are fabulous.

  46. Lea Michele Cleavage Glee Season Premiere Party
    B&WMinstrel
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    It’s now while she’s still young and full of ideas Moe should give her the Tavern

  47. Holly Madison Legs Tight Dress Holding Baby
    SIN
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    Don’t think that is Holly.

  48. Justin Bieber Kissed By Fan
    Mr. Poop
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    “Gross, girls! I love PENIS, not girls!”

  49. Sarah Silverman Walking Dog Wearing Shoes
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    I hope that dog gets his chance to bite your ugly face off, you dog-booties-buying motherfucker.

  50. Isaac Hanson Zac Hanson Taylor Hanson
    catapostrophe
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    A dingo ate Taylor’s right leg.

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