Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed that will hopefully life your spirits higher than Amanda Bynes blazing it at a red light. Anyway, even though I know you hate them, I felt the need to include this poignant shot, because during this era, when people say chivalry is dead, at least Kanye knows you’re always supposed to pee on the car door for your lady. We’ve also got John Travolta, who doesn’t at all look like a police sketch of the guy seen lurking around rest stop men’s rooms, Lea Michele‘s response when asked if she thinks Jessica Simpson will lose all the baby weight, and finally, the straightest I’ve ever seen The Jonas Brothers look.
Your Final Five is more from that amazingly endless Victoria’s Secret shoot. I know you are disappoint,
- Photo Boy
Click Here To Start The Gallery
Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
He’s pissed because people keep disappointingly looking at his autograph and going, “You’re not Billy Bob Thornton?”
I thought this was Vin Diesel, from the thumbnail.
I hear that sometimes, the taste of cock can linger.
Ha! I was gonna say, must have been a thicky. :D
Long Ass Syndrome
He looks pretty good for a dead guy.
She’s cute, shame about the outfit
I disagree, with a face like that any distraction is welcome.
She is stunning. Like her official page on FB. She posts pics of herself without any make up. Seriously, she’s gorgeous.
I looked at more pics and learned she looks even more like her dad and has HPV. Fucking fail.
LOL, says the dude who could NEVER get her. I know plenty of guys who think she’s a fox.
Nice pearls Edith.
She got them from Bill Clinton.
Scary Indeed
Whudda You looking At ?!?
Gayest photobomb…
EVVVEEEERRRRRRR!
Hey looks like the gay grinch WTF.
Marty Feldman has been looking hot lately
Thank you for the Marty Feldman reference. It’s been a while.
I always imagine him sort of lurking around the steam room of a gym whispering…
Peen? Peen?
Here’s Your Photo Paper Ms Ke$ha!
That’s not any photo paper. It’s from Costco!
So… much….orange… Did she blow Carrot-top?
“Oink!”
Sad face soul patch FTW!
Definitely. He drew focus away from all that?!
Looks more like a descended stache to me.
I see you found Kenneth Williams secret love child.
“Baby, Imma gonna pull a Kanye on you…”
“Ahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Nice Scorpions.
They’re all sparkly and everything!
Hugh Hefner pulled a Benjamin Buttons on us!
Could be a Mini Michael Chiklis.
Marcy Darcy’s all “Eew! Random girl mouth. Mommy!”
I don’t know who he’s signaling but apparently there ARE people shorter than him…
That’s So…disgusting
Remember John:
1 tap = Oral
2 taps = Anal
3 taps = cop
*Hides under the bed, stifling screams of horror.*
She’s as handsome as her father.
And he’s not a handsome man…
jeeze, I clicked on the thumbnail thinking it was Christina Hendricks. Must be jerking off too much and loosing my sight or somethin’
This is a bold ensemble that takes features from the Scottish Highland breed and mixes it with the beautiful white of a Charolais.
Available exclusively at Sears.
mmmmmMMMMMOOOOOOOooooooooo
The dude (I think) on the left looks like a metrosexual version of James Hetfield….
You think? You really can’t tell that the short-haired person with facial hair wearing pants & a sports jacket on the left is a dude? Don’t know what kind of women you’re used to, but there’s nothing even remotely feminine about Isaac Hanson in that picture.
She plumped up quick.
Her nickname is ‘Ballpark Frank’
I don’t like her and yet … something about her here. I’d do her in spite of myself!!!
smooshed up boobs?
I too am going to go with smooshed up boobs.
grudge – fucks are the best !
Mmm. 2min Noodles.
Now starring in “Suge Knight: The Musical”
I bet his manifesto reads like a gay 50 Shades of Grey.
MOO
Drawstring pants : easier to accomidate that expanding gut
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Enjoy the moment, kid. Yo’re getting for free what normally costs fancy room and board.
He looks tense.
Yeah…butt plug will make you that way.
The first-ever attempted throat-slashing via facial hair?
You know the way he only looks five foot six? I’m doing that with my mind! Scientology rocks!
Gaining weight IS hilarious!!!
“OMG! Cooties!”
Joe Estevez! Love your work, man!
These two deserve each other.
I hope they both get … a fake marriage?
His hips are fabulous.
It’s now while she’s still young and full of ideas Moe should give her the Tavern
Don’t think that is Holly.
Yep, it is.
She knows that’s not a pet right? That’s a human child!!!
No……………..she probably thinks it’s one of those Playboy bunny/rabbit symbols.
It’s her “pet product”.
Some kind of chew toy?
Agreed that just…. really doesn’t look like her. Geez they go downhill fast
“Gross, girls! I love PENIS, not girls!”
I hope that dog gets his chance to bite your ugly face off, you dog-booties-buying motherfucker.
Such rage. But well placed, I think.
Hee!
Yeah. I think I hate her now. Just for this.
A dingo ate Taylor’s right leg.
Haahahaha
Crikey!