The Crap We Missed – Thursday 9.12.13

September 12th, 2013 // 435 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, your daily dose of butts, walking corpses and innocent pictures I turn awful by putting them in here because I truly can no longer feel feelings. *puts on Fish’s ‘The Lucky One’ DVD, doesn’t immediately hang self* See? Completely dead inside. Speaking of which, here’s future Courtney Stodden and by future, I’m talking months here, Cuba Gooding Jr. wondering why he’s looking at a penis pushing a merry-go-round, and Anthony Weiner with his kid. On a playground.

See what I did there?

- Photo Boy

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  1. Larry King Wife Shawn King Covering Nose
    Ronaldo
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    His rotting carcass is starting to smell.

  2. Rihanna Humping Purse Pajamas
    Ronaldo
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    Classy to the last

  3. Anthony Weiner Taking Cellphone Picture With Son At Park
    Ronaldo
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    Here we go again!

  4. Sydney Leathers Cleavage Implants Spandex Dress
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    Not enough lysol to clean that chair.

  5. Sydney Leathers Cleavage Implants Spandex Dress
    Ronaldo
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    15 seconds of fame, down to its last second……….GONE

  6. Anthony Weiner Taking Cellphone Picture With Son At Park
    ultra
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    his son must be a giant dick.

  7. Terrence Howard Wearing Fedora Reading Jehovahs Witness Literature
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    Pretty sure “The Watchtower” is the shit the J-dubs try to hand me when I’m so stoned I forgot to not answer the door.

  8. Sydney Leathers Cleavage Implants Spandex Dress
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    Her date seems less concerned about the news crews seeing him than he is about getting a refund if those sweaty thighs aren’t wrapped around him in the next 5 minutes.

  9. Amanda Lepore Horrible Plastic Surgery Nipples Tight Gown The Blonds Fashion Show
    elephantman
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    WTF!

  10. Rihanna Humping Purse Pajamas
    Kris Jenner
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    Fucking clown

  11. Brigitte Nielsen Braless No Makeup
    Ronaldo
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    Her face turned into a man’s face. She is lucky to have those huge boobs so she wont be confused for a HE

  12. Kelly Brook Cleavage Bikini Instagram
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    Instagram. Making average girls feel sexy since 2010.

  13. Rihanna Humping Purse Pajamas
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    nice mullet.

  14. Larry King Wife Shawn King Covering Nose
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    Someone needs a diapy change!

  15. Jonah Hill Fitness Factory
    ruckus
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    “I had that weird dream again, where I am eating pancakes. But when I wake up-”

    “Your pillow was gone?”

    “My Pillow was gone!”

  16. Larry King Wife Shawn King Covering Nose
    EricLR
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    It’s part of Terry Richardson’s new photo installation: “Old Man Shits Pants.”

  17. Rihanna Humping Purse Pajamas
    CK
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    Oh, so THAT’S what a dickpurse is for. Boy do I feel stupid.

  18. Rihanna Humping Purse Pajamas
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    I didn’t even need to see yesterdays picture to know there’s a dick on the other side of that purse.

  19. Anthony Weiner Taking Cellphone Picture With Son At Park
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    Isn’t Jordan a little young to be cross dressing already?

  20. Anthony Weiner Taking Cellphone Picture With Son At Park
    EricLR
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    He wants to catch a pic of the last heckler bothering.

  21. Jessica Chastain Cleavage The Disappearance Of Eleanor Rigby Premiere TIFF
    CK
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    I would. So definitely would.

    • dontkillthemessenger

      The more difficult question is who wouldn’t, aside from the usual suspects Seacrest, Travolta, assorted Jonas brothers, etc.

  22. Sydney Leathers Cleavage Implants Spandex Dress
    EricLR
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    Her agent is checking his 15-minute stopwatch app.

  23. Sydney Leathers Cleavage Implants Spandex Dress
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    If the camera angle was a bit lower, I’d be able to read her HIV test result.

  24. Jonah Hill Fitness Factory
    CK
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    Trainer saying to himself: “Kiss my ass all you want, you’re not getting a refund.”

  25. Simon Cowell Being Hugged By Female Contestant The X Factor
    ruckus
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    You will never get sick, never get any older… but you must feed.

  26. Gwen Stefani Cleavage Son Zuma
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    Is “zuma” his name, or the noise he makes when he motorboats those things?

  27. Kevin Connolly Drinking Booze Out Of Brown Bag
    EricLR
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    Unhappily Ever After

  28. Anthony Weiner Taking Cellphone Picture With Son At Park
    Smapdi
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    Aww, how cute. Daddy is an exhibitionist, and son is a transvestite.

  29. Harry Dean Stanton Dirty Jacket Harry Dean Stanton Partly Fiction Screening
    Spleen
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    He makes Keith Richards look like the picture of health.

  30. Gwen Stefani Cleavage Son Zuma
    EricLR
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    Man, they grow up into insufferable spoiled douchebags so fast.

  31. Cuba Gooding Jr Looking At Cellphone Front Row B Michael America Fashion Show
    Qmak
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    “Cuba, they are going to send an email asking you to do Boat Trip 2. Whatever you do…DON’T open it. Don’t do it.”

  32. Charlie Hunnam Eating Salad Sons Of Anarchy Set
    EricLR
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    Guess he’s not a method actor at craft services.

  33. Rihanna Humping Purse Pajamas
    Jenna
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    Wow. Dressing like Bieber and tongue wagging like Miley. What could possibly go wrong with that?

  34. Charlie Hunnam Eating Salad Sons Of Anarchy Set
    Smapdi
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    “Hmm, salad needs more peppercorn. I’m going to tie up and spank that craft services lady. I’ll just tell her its research.”

  35. Brigitte Nielsen Braless No Makeup
    ruckus
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    “If he dies, he dies.”

  36. Jonah Hill Fitness Factory
    EricLR
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    Personal trainer punching a pretentious fucking asshat in 3…2….

  37. Brigitte Nielsen Braless No Makeup
    Qmak
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    I don’t care what anyone says, Ivan Drago is still holding it together after all these years.

  38. Ireland Baldwin Butt Yoga Pants Stretching On Rock Instagram
    EricLR
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    Well yeah, I would be pretty good at balancing if I weighed 100 lbs and had a hollow head too.

  39. Harry Dean Stanton Dirty Jacket Harry Dean Stanton Partly Fiction Screening
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    He’s looked the same for the last 78 years.

  40. Anthony Weiner Taking Cellphone Picture With Son At Park
    Jenna
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    Anthony Wiener’s son is Cinderella?

  41. Terrence Howard Wearing Fedora Reading Jehovahs Witness Literature
    EricLR
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    Going to be so disappointed not to find any articles on the pimping lifestyle.

  42. Khloe Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Minidress
    EricLR
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    Yes ma’am, we’ve assembled the team for your daily waxing. Right this way…

  43. Maitland Ward Butt Spandex Dress  Cops 4 Causes 2nd Annual Heroes Helping Heroes Benefit Concert
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    She’s actually 36-36-36, but thanks to the illusions of the “M. C. Dresscher,” she appears to have a perfect hourglass figure!

  44. Charlie Hunnam Eating Salad Sons Of Anarchy Set
    Nikki
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    sexxxxy

  45. Brittny Gastineau Nipples See Through Tank Top Drunk Cheateau Marmont
    EricLR
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    Someone intoxicated at the Chateau Marmont????? What has the world come to??

  46. Duane Chapman Beth Chapman In Car
    Joe
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    The smell in that car must be a mix of cigarette smoke, ben gay, sweat, and aqua net.

  47. Harry Dean Stanton Dirty Jacket Harry Dean Stanton Partly Fiction Screening
    EricLR
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    When he does die, there is going to be a long debate among a lot of doctors as to whether or not to call it.

  48. Christina Milian Butt Tight Jeans DWTS Practice
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    Omg the things I would do to this woman

  49. Brigitte Nielsen Braless No Makeup
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    Kato Kaelin had a sex change?

  50. Jessica Alba Butt Tight Jeans
    EricLR
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    Driver, take me to that bar in Urban Cowboy!

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