The Crap We Missed – Thursday 9.1.16

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Abigail Ratchford’s naked ass, which should soothe some of the eyeball slaps I’ve packed in here, like a braless Goldie Hawn, and Ron Jeremy looking like the fattest AIDS patient on the planet, yet somehow not looking as fucked up as Andrew Dice Clay. Jesus, I knew cigarettes were bad for you, I didn’t know they could bloat you like thirty years of alcoholism. But there is a light at the end, and by light I mean Christina Milian stretching her butt in front of her pregnant sister’s husband, whose name is Dom Zephirin. Thanksgiving might be weird this year.

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