That’s gonna go straight to her ass.
Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Justin Timberlake at the exact moment Jessica Biel‘s roofie wore off – “I got back together with whaaaaaa?” – Matthew Vaughn picking a really bad time to think lustily about the night he impregnated January Jones and how to use a common, everyday fan to give an entire dance club conjunctivitis of the sex parts.
Did I mention Mel Gibson’s niece is topless? Mel Gibson’s niece is topless,
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You’d think Hilary Clinton would have better things to do than hang out at a film festival.
Kris’ balls are tasty!
Are you referring to her husband’s ball or her mom’s?
Surprise to whom? He looks pretty startled by it.
It goes right to her ass.
Double fisting it, huh? Beckham would be proud.
I’m just gonna go ahead and assume that this was a one gulp, no chew.
GRANDMA NO!
hahahaha!
well played sir!
I like Pippa’s Poopah.
Oh, give it a rest. This could just as easily be a picture of the front of her jeans.
ha ha ha!!
Can you auto-tune a stripper?
I once did that “tune in tokyo” thing on a stripper, but I was asked to leave shortly after.
Is she starring in a live action Peanuts movie?
You better get your ass over here and lick this fire crotch!
More like a live-action Dondi movie. With cross-dressing.
(Am I the only one who remembers Dondi?)
Dondi. Well done.
Oh great, here comes the rest of the pack…
LOL!
Are you LOST?
well at least we know she will not choke on it.
Not seen: The first 11 inches of the corn dog.
magical
ZIng! FTW.
wheres the tits? tits or GTFO
Surprise concert or surprise buttsex?
Looks like she stayed out too long in the sun and her face melted.
Why is she wearing a cross…..these people hate Christians.
Kris Humphries’ testicles have been removed from Kim’s purse, deep fried, and devoured by Kim. The Kardashian mating ritual is now complete.
The Ray-J piss marinade on these is subtle, but delicious.
I DID DO THAT!
Is he leaving a courthouse?
Whoa! Justin Beiber finally hit puberty!
Meh… she’s used to sticking large things in her mouth.
Oh yeah I guess she could swallow me.
Snaggletooth is showing some nice cleavage…probably supported by thick cables.
“What Ever Happened to Baby Madge?”
At least she’s got ONE fan!
LOL, that was pretty good
And isn’t it ironic, dontcha– wait what? That’s not Alanis? Carry on.
Where ELSE would He be?
Will you just go back to licking Efron’s pussy? You’re not fooling anyone.
Grandma Donna
Hought!
She’s nasty. After the shoot she’ll probably beat the hell out of him.
When did we start a war against Spain? And aren’t chemical weapons not allowed?
I think you mean biological weapons.
I think you mean scatological weapons.
When did Andy Garcia become an old Jew?
Wait she can write???
She looks like hell, but my stock portfolio is heavy in hot wax hair removal companies so I’ll put up with it.
“Calm down, ladies. There’s enough of John’s C. for all y’all.”
Just like a good Christian should.
Who? and Yum!
I can see her now imitating her uncle:” alright you , lick me or I’ll burn your house down you jewboy “
one minute on the lips….a lifetime on……….. your giant ass…….
“This is the weirdest Baseball game I’ve ever seen…”
Oops, I crapped my pants.
so tell me. how bad could it be to get a blow job from her?
This bad. http://movieactors.com/freeseframes-1026/Interview-Vampire24.jpeg
Don’t worry you’re only touching butts with a girl.
Still a few surprise guests left at The Superficial’s Horse Week.
at this point her ancient overly-used vagina must look like someone dropped a chicken-parm on the ground.
That’s messed up. You are a master wordsmith.
Chocolate Salty Balls?