The Crap We Missed – Thursday 9.1.11

September 1st, 2011 // 459 Comments

That’s gonna go straight to her ass.

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Justin Timberlake at the exact moment Jessica Biel‘s roofie wore off – “I got back together with whaaaaaa?” – Matthew Vaughn picking a really bad time to think lustily about the night he impregnated January Jones and how to use a common, everyday fan to give an entire dance club conjunctivitis of the sex parts.

Did I mention Mel Gibson’s niece is topless? Mel Gibson’s niece is topless,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Madonna
    Senor Trout
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    You’d think Hilary Clinton would have better things to do than hang out at a film festival.

  2. rican

    Kris’ balls are tasty!

  3. Justin Timberlake
    Trixie
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    Surprise to whom? He looks pretty startled by it.

  4. Kim Kardashian Eating
    SSHGuru
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    It goes right to her ass.

  5. Claudia Schiffer Matthew Vaughn
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    Double fisting it, huh? Beckham would be proud.

  6. Kim Kardashian Eating
    McDouchey
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    I’m just gonna go ahead and assume that this was a one gulp, no chew.

  7. Madonna
    McDouchey
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    GRANDMA NO!

  8. Pippa Middleton Tight Jeans Butt
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    I like Pippa’s Poopah.

  9. Pippa Middleton Tight Jeans Butt
    Trixie
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    Oh, give it a rest. This could just as easily be a picture of the front of her jeans.

  10. Akon Strip Club
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    Can you auto-tune a stripper?

    • Richard McBeef

      I once did that “tune in tokyo” thing on a stripper, but I was asked to leave shortly after.

  11. Vanessa Hudgens
    McDouchey
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    Is she starring in a live action Peanuts movie?

  12. Mel Gibson Niece Topless Anna Dunne
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    Oh great, here comes the rest of the pack…

  13. Oh Hell No

    Are you LOST?

  14. Kim Kardashian Eating
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    well at least we know she will not choke on it.

  15. Kim Kardashian Eating
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    Not seen: The first 11 inches of the corn dog.

  16. Mel Gibson Niece Topless Anna Dunne
    JuggNuttz
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    wheres the tits? tits or GTFO

  17. Justin Timberlake
    Colin
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    Surprise concert or surprise buttsex?

  18. Kelly Brook Cleavage
    SSHGuru
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    Looks like she stayed out too long in the sun and her face melted.

  19. Madonna
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    Why is she wearing a cross…..these people hate Christians.

  20. Kim Kardashian Eating
    Codot
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    Kris Humphries’ testicles have been removed from Kim’s purse, deep fried, and devoured by Kim. The Kardashian mating ritual is now complete.

  21. Kim Kardashian Eating
    irocksocksoff
    Commented on this photo:

    The Ray-J piss marinade on these is subtle, but delicious.

  22. Jaleel White
    McDouchey
    Commented on this photo:

    I DID DO THAT!

  23. Vanessa Hudgens
    Colin
    Commented on this photo:

    Whoa! Justin Beiber finally hit puberty!

  24. Kim Kardashian Eating
    Tad Bit Tipsy
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    Meh… she’s used to sticking large things in her mouth.

  25. Soviet Snow

    Oh yeah I guess she could swallow me.

  26. Kirsten Dunst James Marsden
    SSHGuru
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    Snaggletooth is showing some nice cleavage…probably supported by thick cables.

  27. Madonna
    Codot
    Commented on this photo:

    “What Ever Happened to Baby Madge?”

  28. Paris Hilton
    McDouchey
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    At least she’s got ONE fan!

  29. Soleil Moon Frye
    Colin
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    And isn’t it ironic, dontcha– wait what? That’s not Alanis? Carry on.

  30. Akon Strip Club
    McDouchey
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    Where ELSE would He be?

  31. Vanessa Hudgens
    Codot
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    Will you just go back to licking Efron’s pussy? You’re not fooling anyone.

  32. Madonna
    rican
    Commented on this photo:

    Grandma Donna

  33. Julianne Hough Much Music New Music Live
    McDouchey
    Commented on this photo:

    Hought!

  34. Mel Gibson Niece Topless Anna Dunne
    SSHGuru
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    She’s nasty. After the shoot she’ll probably beat the hell out of him.

  35. Paris Hilton
    Colin
    Commented on this photo:

    When did we start a war against Spain? And aren’t chemical weapons not allowed?

  36. Andy Garcia
    Codot
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    When did Andy Garcia become an old Jew?

  37. Soleil Moon Frye
    J
    Commented on this photo:

    Wait she can write???

  38. Madonna
    Richard McBeef
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    She looks like hell, but my stock portfolio is heavy in hot wax hair removal companies so I’ll put up with it.

  39. John C Reilly
    Codot
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    “Calm down, ladies. There’s enough of John’s C. for all y’all.”

  40. Mel Gibson Niece Topless Anna Dunne
    Colin
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    Just like a good Christian should.

  41. Aubrey Plaza Minidress
    McDouchey
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    Who? and Yum!

  42. Mel Gibson Niece Topless Anna Dunne
    Commented on this photo:

    I can see her now imitating her uncle:” alright you , lick me or I’ll burn your house down you jewboy “

  43. Kim Kardashian Eating
    me
    Commented on this photo:

    one minute on the lips….a lifetime on……….. your giant ass…….

  44. Brooklyn Decker
    Codot
    Commented on this photo:

    “This is the weirdest Baseball game I’ve ever seen…”

  45. Justin Timberlake
    Sarah
    Commented on this photo:

    Oops, I crapped my pants.

  46. Kirsten Dunst James Marsden
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    so tell me. how bad could it be to get a blow job from her?

  47. Justin Timberlake
    Dr. Zoogodda Hoogepeniz
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    Don’t worry you’re only touching butts with a girl.

  48. Soleil Moon Frye
    Richard McBeef
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    Still a few surprise guests left at The Superficial’s Horse Week.

  49. Madonna
    Any Guy
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    at this point her ancient overly-used vagina must look like someone dropped a chicken-parm on the ground.

  50. Kim Kardashian Eating
    Commented on this photo:

    Chocolate Salty Balls?

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