Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where you get to passively rage on low-level fame whores or just delight in watching Jean-Claude Van Damme crack a walnut with his asscheeks like these few lucky fans. Either way, enjoy Heidi Klum‘s dress blowing strangely in the win–PREGNANT!, Sean Penn cleverly disguising the motor oil he slicks up his hair and skin with as an iced coffee, Tony Danza and Steve Guttenberg not believing security let them onto the red carpet either, and finally, Benjamin Brady wondering if he gets one of those when he grows up too.
“Damn dude, he’s an innocent kid.” This is TCWM, nobody’s safe,
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“Don’t look, yet! I am perfecting my Kat VonD. pose!”
First striped cow I’ve ever seen.
“High 5 for nipples!”
They’ve got googley eyes for each other.
Yes, they are crossed eyed for each other.
They are Brits so they refer to it as “boss-eyed”.
Robin Gibb reincarnated!
Rev’s been on a diet.
He can’t afford to eat. He has millions in debt and back taxes. The IRS can’t seem to find him to collect their money. If anyone know where he is call America’s Most Wanted.
Liza Minelli has had better days
Yeah, it’s a sad day Sir Nicholas when Liza’s fucked-up closeted-gay ex looks better than her…
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Wow, all those cracks at her on Will & Grace were REAL!
Victoria Silvstedt 2.0
Sure, that kid in the background looks happy to see her from the back but wait till she turns around…
Which commmitee is she in?
Nope, Steve Guttenberg’s still on his meds… For sure… No strange behavior that I can see…
This is your face on Meth
Well, at least they managed to marry the older one off…
Bullet For Adolf? Are you sure this isn’t the “Washed Up Actors”convention?
Are the Stone Cutters responsible for Danza, too?
Assholes.
“Is okay to pee in the sea, no”?
He’s really doing that woman a favor by covering her face…
That’s no woman. That’s Steve Perry from Journey.
HAHAHAHA!!!! I can’t stand Steve Perry You very funny!
Recently I needed to get a colonoscopy. When I was at the bar, the guy in this picture (or somebody looking just like him) said he’d do it for me FREE. I love saving money, so I said sure. Only thing though is instead of going to the Doctor’s office he said it would be better if he could do it in the last stall of the men’s room. I love doing things the better way, so I said sure. My question is, is it normal to get a colonoscopy and the doctor keeps stopping to masturbate?
It’s your fault for having repeated erections.
I tried to thumb you up, Eddie. Just the way you like it. :)
When did you get a medical degree?
No, seriously Steve. Why the fuck do you have that stupid lookin’ mustache?
Nice Ellen photobomb
Drugs, it does the body skinny….
I’d like to be Nalin Akerman…
Ahhh, I love it when they show the photo of Henrick Rummel and the US Mens Rowing squad…
As long as he keeps hanging around, me and Stella ain’t never gonna get our groove on.
Glad to see Diva Plavalaguna from The Fifth Element is doing well…
Keep looking, Sean. I’m sure your dignity is in there somewhere
(It’s not)
Show some respect! That’s Spicoli, dammit!
Fuck this guy. He’s a shitbag who pretends to be a humanitarian. He visits and supports dictators like Hugo Chavez.
So excuse me if I offend your nostalgic vision of a stoner character he once played but he is a piece of shit.
Er, wasn’t Chavez elected a couple times?
yeah, by stealing the elections – you dumb ass. for crying out loud, get a clue.
Incorrect, betty. His elections have been certified as legitimate by the O.A.S. and the Carter Center. If Chavez really rigged every election, he wouldn’t have lost a 2007 public referendum on constitutional changes he wanted passed.
Maybe you should do some research before parroting something you probably heard on Fox News.
There are lots of ways to coerce elections and Chavez uses the entire playbook. Its easy to win elections of you drive the opposition out of the country.
OK, I am not an expert but I am from Venezuela.
The fact that he is a stakeholder in the company that makes the electronic voting machines is just one of many clues.
He has manipulated the entire system to guarantee he wins.
As for the OAS, they are the ones claiming that there is a humanitarian crisis in Venezuela because of all the government suppression of civil liberties. He arrests opposition members all the time.
He arrests anyone who opposes him. He has people killed.
He may not have invaded another country but it doesn’t detract from him being a monster and anyone who associates with him is a shitbag.
look who’s talking. at least Hugo did not invade other country for no reason like George Bush who’s second win in election is also questionable…
Jean Claude rode the roller coaster at Six Flags and it forced his plastic surgery to be transformed into a constant 8G Force expression.
Caution: The Tyra pose could result in hip dysplesia.
Someone asked them if they did anything after the 80′s.
My guess at the answer is, a few little boys.
Sadly, Kate realized she was in the wrong place. She had thought Smash was a hardcore buffet lunch. She will continue the search.
What’s that? Has someone have a tragedy that I can totally hijack and profit from?
Its a benefit for Tawana Brawley
In this exciting episode, Erin must spelunk in to rescue her friends from Tori Spelling’s gaping vagina.
Erin? I’m embarassed for you, at least that show has 1 fan.
Ha, ha! You watch 90210!
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Yeah, ’cause wearing a darker color skirt would make you look pale.
A rare moment where we get to see straight men cuddling one another in their excitement over bikinied women’s volleyball action. It must have been quite a game.
I witnessed something like this last week when I saw a gaggle of men gathered around the big screen TVs at the local Best Buy….women’s volleyball seems very popular right now.
How do you know they’re straight?
How do we know they’re straight? Dude—have you actually seen a women’s volleyball game?
Bro its practically porn, but it only needs one ball to be awesome.
I’m a fan of any sport that puts kneepads on women.
That’s Harry. And no, I’m not referring to their hair.
Rita has a sixth sense for when a boat selling tacos is near.
Black babies–the hottest fashion accessory in the industry.
Sadly, the reduced speed that comes from carrying a black baby can reduce dramatic-wind-in-the-hair effects by as much as 25%.
“This Black baby came from my vagina Thank You!”
Pretty damn sure that’s Debra Messing and NOT Kate Walsh… But it’s not like one of the job requirements of running a celebrity gossip site is actually identifying celebrities
Yeah that is Debra Messing. Kate has better boobs and is hotter
Or the eyebrows.
Braiiiinnnnnssssssss!!
No idea who this is, but I suspect Google and I shall be doing a little one-handed surfing for more pics of her in those leather shorts.
Sean ponders with deep reflection: What would Hugo Chavez do?
Arrest his critics.
hairiest tits ive ever seen
Richer than you are, dude.
wow
I know, her mustache is well trimmed.
The myth is portrayed: Every gamer’s dream that your online opponent would look like this and not Steve Guttenberg.
No, no, no. The dream is this:
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There’s nothing like the joy of a child…starting at a fantastic little butt.
while grabbing toms
fishy darling
thats debra messing
not kate walsh
Meanwhile, Amanda Seyfried’s parents are crossing the road with a far-more Hispanic looking child.