Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where you get to passively rage on low-level fame whores or just delight in watching Jean-Claude Van Damme crack a walnut with his asscheeks like these few lucky fans. Either way, enjoy Heidi Klum‘s dress blowing strangely in the win–PREGNANT!, Sean Penn cleverly disguising the motor oil he slicks up his hair and skin with as an iced coffee, Tony Danza and Steve Guttenberg not believing security let them onto the red carpet either, and finally, Benjamin Brady wondering if he gets one of those when he grows up too.
“Damn dude, he’s an innocent kid.” This is TCWM, nobody’s safe,
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I guess I’m the only freak who likes the chest hair.
this is the opposite of mom jeans
At least this expression makes the bottom half of his face seem more youthful…
Its a laugh riot
Hairy cow nipples..yum!
I predict a sudden death with double impact!
Furry man-pies FTW!
Holy shit even his hair lost weight.
Goats? More like Bloats!
Looks like Marla Gibbs in drag.
Reverse drag?
LOVE HER!!!