The Crap We Missed – Thursday 8.9.12

August 9th, 2012 // 469 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where you get to passively rage on low-level fame whores or just delight in watching Jean-Claude Van Damme crack a walnut with his asscheeks like these few lucky fans. Either way, enjoy Heidi Klum‘s dress blowing strangely in the win–PREGNANT!, Sean Penn cleverly disguising the motor oil he slicks up his hair and skin with as an iced coffee, Tony Danza and Steve Guttenberg not believing security let them onto the red carpet either, and finally, Benjamin Brady wondering if he gets one of those when he grows up too.

“Damn dude, he’s an innocent kid.” This is TCWM, nobody’s safe,

- Photo Boy

Click Here To Start The Gallery

Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

superficial

  1. Coco Cleavage Tight Dress
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice pecs bro!

  2. Laura Barriales Bikini
    Crissy
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s laughing cause the woman behind her told her she’s only 28!

  3. Prince Harry
    Commented on this photo:

    You can take the prince out of the elitist homoerotic boarding school…

  4. Steve Guttenberg Thin Moustache Tony Danza
    Crissy
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow, old age sure is motherfucker!

  5. Jean-Claude Van Damme Tight V Neck
    Commented on this photo:

    Your move Madonna

  6. Prince Harry
    Bionic_Crouton
    Commented on this photo:

    “Psst! You want to play with the royal septar?

  7. Coco Cleavage Tight Dress
    Commented on this photo:

    The person behind her and the person in front of her are thinking the same thing. “Damn look at that ass”

  8. Steve Guttenberg Thin Moustache Tony Danza
    Commented on this photo:

    If you think we’re laughing hard at ‘Bullet For Adolf,’ you should have seen us at Schindler’s List!

  9. Coco Cleavage Tight Dress
    anonym
    Commented on this photo:

    mega jaws

  10. Prince Harry
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hey, wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?”

  11. Coco Cleavage Tight Dress
    lily
    Commented on this photo:

    looks like a stuffed zebra with diabetes.

  12. Al Sharpton
    Bigalkie
    Commented on this photo:

    The butler did it.

  13. Gisele Bundchen Butt Tight Jeans Tom Brady Son Benjamin
    lily
    Commented on this photo:

    great legs

  14. Gisele Bundchen Butt Tight Jeans Tom Brady Son Benjamin
    Commented on this photo:

    Look…He couldn’t possibly be worse than Ochocinco, just let him go long, I’ll throw him a few balls, and you decide!

  15. Malin Akerman Butt Tight Dress
    lily
    Commented on this photo:

    she looks great! nice ass!

  16. Tyra Banks Spandex Dress
    lily
    Commented on this photo:

    i dont like her either but she is beautiful esp at her peak

  17. Shenae Grimes Legs Leather Booty Shorts
    lily
    Commented on this photo:

    average

  18. Marilyn Manson
    Commented on this photo:

    “Oh, Buster! I’m afraid it’s my Vertigo again!”

  19. Antonio Banderas Daughter Stella
    lily
    Commented on this photo:

    kinda cute for an old fart. dont know about those pants though….just cant get on board with the euro look on men….way too gay

  20. Jean-Claude Van Damme Tight V Neck
    Commented on this photo:

    The facelift is NOT working, but that boob lift is making those puppies PERKY!

  21. Aaron Carter
    lily
    Commented on this photo:

    he really aged himself from all the drugs…sad

  22. Audrina Patridge
    lily
    Commented on this photo:

    cute

  23. Tyra Banks Spandex Dress
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh, crap…she’s gotten an idea into her head…that neck’s not going to be able to support it…Oh, no, there she goes, she’s going to tumble.

  24. Stacy Keibler Torrie Wilson Jogging Workout Clothes
    lily
    Commented on this photo:

    Stacy is perfection…love her body!

  25. Tyra Banks Spandex Dress
    Commented on this photo:

    Nature must really abhor the inside of her head.

  26. Melita Toniolo Bikini
    lily
    Commented on this photo:

    nice bod

  27. AnnaLynne McCord Butt Tight Skirt Side Boob
    lily
    Commented on this photo:

    shes so cute! love her figure, tight and toned

  28. Laura Barriales Bikini
    lily
    Commented on this photo:

    meh

  29. Audrina Patridge
    hollyhood
    Commented on this photo:

    hahah i bet she’s playing xbox360 and talking with someone 10 feet to her left, making eye contact with both. good on ya, mate!!

  30. Marilyn Manson
    sprub
    Commented on this photo:

    Fuck them (it ?) ! Who’s the hot blonde in the other row ?

  31. Laura Barriales Bikini
    Sheppy
    Commented on this photo:

    Hello!

  32. Al Sharpton
    Commented on this photo:

    Barney, I’ve photographed the crime scene, but I think you and Wojo should interview the guy with the beard, he might have witnessed something.

  33. Rose McGowan Cleavage Legs Romper
    Commented on this photo:

    A Rose by anyother name, would probably still be a lot hotter.

  34. Aaron Carter
    Commented on this photo:

    Just two more tattoos, and I’ll finally be straight!

  35. Shenae Grimes Legs Leather Booty Shorts
    Hugh Evers
    Commented on this photo:

    No clue – but if she isn’t licking the balls of a penis cake or offering a nip-slip in the near future I will most likely lose interest.

  36. Sean Penn Greasy Hair Cowboy Boots Iced Coffee
    Commented on this photo:

    Hurry Sean, you’ve only got 15 more minutes to get that sample to the drug testing clinic.

  37. Jean-Claude Van Damme Tight V Neck
    sprub
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s giving Jennifer Aniston’s nipples arun for their money

  38. Al Sharpton
    Mike701
    Commented on this photo:

    Lose all that weight, but apparently the Rev biz doesn’t make enough for a new suit.

  39. Audrina Patridge
    Beaver Underground
    Commented on this photo:

    Yeah, I’d like to play with her too.

  40. Rita Rusic Bikini
    Frankw
    Commented on this photo:

    WHO IS THIS BITCH?

    • Trek Girl

      According to Wikipedia, Rita Rusic is a 52 year old Croation, but ethnically Italian, singer, actress, and producer.
      Her recent work/activities includes an appearance in 2010 on the Italian version of “Dancing With the Stars” as a replacement for Fabio Canino, an appearance in the 2009 film “Powder”, and in 2008 she published a book titled “Jet Sex Diario erotico sentimentale”.
      Her appearance on “Dancing With the Stars”, as well as her constant bikini wearing, might be why she’s always in these galleries, but that’s just my guess.

  41. Jessica Stroup Butt Tight Pants Trapeze 90210 Set
    Commented on this photo:

    Typically, the “Cirus” episode, is followed by the “Flashback “episode, that is followed cancellation. So here’s hoping…

  42. Stacy Keibler Torrie Wilson Jogging Workout Clothes
    Beaver Underground
    Commented on this photo:

    Ahh good. For a second I thought it was Madonna. Damn it Photo Boy stop posting pics of her. I’m traumatized enough already.

  43. Gisele Bundchen Butt Tight Jeans Tom Brady Son Benjamin
    CK
    Commented on this photo:

    Hand’s on the wrong ass, kid..

  44. Heidi Klum Baby Bump
    SIN
    Commented on this photo:

    Beautiful woman, ugly little monkey.

  45. Prince Harry
    Commented on this photo:

    Nope, totally not inbred and/or gay….not that there’s anything wrong with that….being inbred I mean, at least there you really had no say in the matter.

  46. Stacy Keibler Torrie Wilson Jogging Workout Clothes
    Commented on this photo:

    Not pictured and closing fast: Clooney’s next girlfriend.

  47. Al Sharpton
    evilstamos
    Commented on this photo:

    Macaulay fell asleep in the tanning bed again.

  48. Jean-Claude Van Damme Tight V Neck
    Frunken
    Commented on this photo:

    Promo for the next Resident Evil, where a zombie is the one running from humans.

  49. Shenae Grimes Legs Leather Booty Shorts
    Frunken
    Commented on this photo:

    At least Frank Grimes left a great looking legacy.

  50. Rose McGowan Cleavage Legs Romper
    MFer
    Commented on this photo:

    Rose McGowan has clearly been chowin’

Leave A Comment