Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where you get to passively rage on low-level fame whores or just delight in watching Jean-Claude Van Damme crack a walnut with his asscheeks like these few lucky fans. Either way, enjoy Heidi Klum‘s dress blowing strangely in the win–PREGNANT!, Sean Penn cleverly disguising the motor oil he slicks up his hair and skin with as an iced coffee, Tony Danza and Steve Guttenberg not believing security let them onto the red carpet either, and finally, Benjamin Brady wondering if he gets one of those when he grows up too.
“Damn dude, he’s an innocent kid.” This is TCWM, nobody’s safe,
- Photo Boy
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Nice pecs bro!
She’s laughing cause the woman behind her told her she’s only 28!
You can take the prince out of the elitist homoerotic boarding school…
Wow, old age sure is motherfucker!
It is when you can’t arrive there without running to a plastic surgeon.
Your move Madonna
“Psst! You want to play with the royal septar?
Not to be pedantic, B.C., but it’s “Scepter”…
My bad.
Go stand in the corner.
This total asshole I used to know angrily told me that it was pronounced skepter. You know, like skythe.
It was a good comment still..
All good… still like your comments, Bionic Crouton…
Eep! I wasn’t implying you were in any way an asshole, Johnny, just remembering a total turd I once knew! :)
CranApple, you’ve always been sweet to me.
Never for a moment thought that was directed at me.
And, glad you ditched that turd as a friend…
Aw. hughug :)
((( Bionic )))
I don’t know why I just did that either– just go with it.
The person behind her and the person in front of her are thinking the same thing. “Damn look at that ass”
If you think we’re laughing hard at ‘Bullet For Adolf,’ you should have seen us at Schindler’s List!
mega jaws
“Hey, wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?”
hahahahahaha!
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
looks like a stuffed zebra with diabetes.
heheh Diabeetus. :)
The butler did it.
great legs
Look…He couldn’t possibly be worse than Ochocinco, just let him go long, I’ll throw him a few balls, and you decide!
she looks great! nice ass!
i dont like her either but she is beautiful esp at her peak
average
“Oh, Buster! I’m afraid it’s my Vertigo again!”
kinda cute for an old fart. dont know about those pants though….just cant get on board with the euro look on men….way too gay
The facelift is NOT working, but that boob lift is making those puppies PERKY!
he really aged himself from all the drugs…sad
cute
Oh, crap…she’s gotten an idea into her head…that neck’s not going to be able to support it…Oh, no, there she goes, she’s going to tumble.
Stacy is perfection…love her body!
Nature must really abhor the inside of her head.
nice bod
shes so cute! love her figure, tight and toned
meh
hahah i bet she’s playing xbox360 and talking with someone 10 feet to her left, making eye contact with both. good on ya, mate!!
Fuck them (it ?) ! Who’s the hot blonde in the other row ?
I think its Anni-Frid from Abba.
Hello!
She suddenly became interesting.
Barney, I’ve photographed the crime scene, but I think you and Wojo should interview the guy with the beard, he might have witnessed something.
A Rose by anyother name, would probably still be a lot hotter.
Just two more tattoos, and I’ll finally be straight!
No clue – but if she isn’t licking the balls of a penis cake or offering a nip-slip in the near future I will most likely lose interest.
Hurry Sean, you’ve only got 15 more minutes to get that sample to the drug testing clinic.
He’s giving Jennifer Aniston’s nipples arun for their money
Lose all that weight, but apparently the Rev biz doesn’t make enough for a new suit.
Yeah, I’d like to play with her too.
WHO IS THIS BITCH?
According to Wikipedia, Rita Rusic is a 52 year old Croation, but ethnically Italian, singer, actress, and producer.
Her recent work/activities includes an appearance in 2010 on the Italian version of “Dancing With the Stars” as a replacement for Fabio Canino, an appearance in the 2009 film “Powder”, and in 2008 she published a book titled “Jet Sex Diario erotico sentimentale”.
Her appearance on “Dancing With the Stars”, as well as her constant bikini wearing, might be why she’s always in these galleries, but that’s just my guess.
Didn’t she also play Willow’s girlfriend in Buffy?
Typically, the “Cirus” episode, is followed by the “Flashback “episode, that is followed cancellation. So here’s hoping…
Ahh good. For a second I thought it was Madonna. Damn it Photo Boy stop posting pics of her. I’m traumatized enough already.
Hand’s on the wrong ass, kid..
Beautiful woman, ugly little monkey.
Fuck off, racist prick. That little girl is cuter than a speckled pup.
Nope, totally not inbred and/or gay….not that there’s anything wrong with that….being inbred I mean, at least there you really had no say in the matter.
Not pictured and closing fast: Clooney’s next girlfriend.
Pictured: Stacey trying to keep her job.
Macaulay fell asleep in the tanning bed again.
Promo for the next Resident Evil, where a zombie is the one running from humans.
At least Frank Grimes left a great looking legacy.
Grimey?
As he liked to be called.
Rose McGowan has clearly been chowin’