The Crap We Missed – Thursday 8.9.12

August 9th, 2012 // 469 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where you get to passively rage on low-level fame whores or just delight in watching Jean-Claude Van Damme crack a walnut with his asscheeks like these few lucky fans. Either way, enjoy Heidi Klum‘s dress blowing strangely in the win–PREGNANT!, Sean Penn cleverly disguising the motor oil he slicks up his hair and skin with as an iced coffee, Tony Danza and Steve Guttenberg not believing security let them onto the red carpet either, and finally, Benjamin Brady wondering if he gets one of those when he grows up too.

“Damn dude, he’s an innocent kid.” This is TCWM, nobody’s safe,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Tyra Banks Spandex Dress
    moi
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    I hate this ugly annoying bitch

  2. Gisele Bundchen Butt Tight Jeans Tom Brady Son Benjamin
    The Pope
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    If Norman Rockwell were a pervert, this is what he would have painted.

  3. Rita Rusic Bikini
    moi
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    enough already with this hoe

  4. Coco Cleavage Tight Dress
    Lindsay Gee
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    Lindsay lurves Coco! Psssfft whatever she is so cute

    • Jack Ketch

      Whatever it is you’re smoking ? Or snorting ? We don’t want any of it. If that fucking antique iron lantern jawbone doesn’t frighten you, you’ve got to be on something. Cute?? *BARFS*

  5. Gisele Bundchen Butt Tight Jeans Tom Brady Son Benjamin
    bigalkie
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    Luckiest kid on earth

  6. Marilyn Manson
    vandinz
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    Yes, yes, Lady Gaga we get it, you’re ‘original’.

  7. Jean-Claude Van Damme Tight V Neck
    Ralph Wiggins
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    “No, I don’t take it in the ass, but I could be persuaded”

  8. Prince Harry
    catapostrophe
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    “See that gnat three inches in front of your face?”

  9. Marilyn Manson
    bigalkie
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    Dita Von Teese has gone lesbo?

  10. Coco Cleavage Tight Dress
    it had to be said
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    Two Days in New York plot summary: Day one, Coco’s tits and chin have entered the city. Day two, Coco’s ass is fully within the city limits.

  11. Marilyn Manson
    catapostrophe
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    He sure can push the envelope!

  12. Debra Messing
    bigalkie
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    More…Hollywood Magic

  13. Steve Guttenberg Thin Moustache Tony Danza
    fuckityfuck
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    ‘and i was all like ‘hehehe’ and he was all like ‘HAAAAAHHAAHA’
    -Tony Danza

  14. Al Sharpton
    Ralph Wiggins
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    ” No , I ain’t eatin no fried chicken no mo”

  15. Rita Rusic Bikini
    Ralph Wiggins
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    Her cups are overflowing

  16. Simon Cowell Man Boobs Shirtless Yacht
    catapostrophe
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    The flies he’s swatting are attracted by the chest sweat odor.

  17. Sean Penn Greasy Hair Cowboy Boots Iced Coffee
    bigalkie
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    Slumdog Millionaire.

  18. Sean Penn Greasy Hair Cowboy Boots Iced Coffee
    Ralph Wiggins
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    He needs to look in his left – hand pocket. He never carries anything in his right – hand pocket !

  19. Jean-Claude Van Damme Tight V Neck
    catapostrophe
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    Woman at right, throwing rocks: “I kick your ass!”

  20. Stacy Keibler Torrie Wilson Jogging Workout Clothes
    Ralph Wiggins
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    The one on the left is making my heart beat faster , or is that my hand ?

  21. Heidi Klum Baby Bump
    Animal
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    She’s wearing the Shroud of Turin.

  22. Melita Toniolo Bikini
    Ralph Wiggins
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    I would give her a Spanish Fly

  23. Prince Harry
    it had to be said
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    I didn’t realize Harry was special needs.

  24. Debra Messing
    catapostrophe
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    Debra Messing on the set of Smush.

  25. Gisele Bundchen Butt Tight Jeans Tom Brady Son Benjamin
    it had to be said
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    Aw, come on. Get the little dude a decent hat.

  26. Coco Cleavage Tight Dress
    marbles
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    Ugh, just lost my lunch.

  27. Jean-Claude Van Damme Tight V Neck
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    Prettier moobs than Cowell.

  28. Marilyn Manson
    Jman
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    Manson is trying to cover up his dealer but we all know it’s Tatum O’neal. Who’s that you say? She lohaned well before lohan.

  29. Rose McGowan Cleavage Legs Romper
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    oh great what did Tyrone F. Horneigh say this time to Gladys Ormphby with her new turquoise handbag.

  30. Al Sharpton
    Animal
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    I do think the growth on his back that looks like a bearded white dude is kinda cool.

  31. Jean-Claude Van Damme Tight V Neck
    Jman
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    This UN refugee visit is working out better than his last five movies.

  32. Gisele Bundchen Butt Tight Jeans Tom Brady Son Benjamin
    fuckityfuck
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    i’m surprised she in’t banned after her superbowl meltdown

  33. Shenae Grimes Legs Leather Booty Shorts
    Jman
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    The half-life Shannen Doherty.

  34. Rose McGowan Cleavage Legs Romper
    Animal
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    I wouldn’t fuck her with your dick. And, yes, I’m talking to you, Michele Bachmman.

  35. Rita Rusic Bikini
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    wow. few weeks ago she was hot. now she makes Tara Reid look hot.

  36. Steve Guttenberg Thin Moustache Tony Danza
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    wow it looked like a bad impressionation of Jerry Lewis and Jon Cryer team up.

  37. Antonio Banderas Daughter Stella
    DiegoAD
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    Talk about Pussy in Boots…

  38. Aaron Carter
    Jman
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    Not only a C List has been, he’s a certified doctor with that hippocratic snake staff on his forearm.

  39. Sean Penn Greasy Hair Cowboy Boots Iced Coffee
    Jman
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    Cocaine Cowboy Redux

  40. Laura Barriales Bikini
    Jman
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    I thought Barriales appear in the northern sky rather than the southern sea

  41. Steve Guttenberg Thin Moustache Tony Danza
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    I thought Don Ameche died

  42. Coco Cleavage Tight Dress
    Crissy
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    Coco, even your Chanel bag looks fake!

  43. Gisele Bundchen Butt Tight Jeans Tom Brady Son Benjamin
    Crissy
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    Sarah Jessica Parker looks great here!

  44. Heidi Klum Baby Bump
    Crissy
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    That baby is home made…

  45. Tyra Banks Spandex Dress
    Commented on this photo:

    Fembot deactivated!

  46. Jean-Claude Van Damme Tight V Neck
    Crissy
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    Jean Claude Van, Damn! what happened to your face?!!!

  47. Al Sharpton
    M H
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    “Excuse me while I whip this out”

  48. Antonio Banderas Daughter Stella
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    Nice Capris.

  49. Al Sharpton
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    Guess he’s had to work for food.

  50. Sean Penn Greasy Hair Cowboy Boots Iced Coffee
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    Buying a drink from corporate Starbuck’s? What will Chavez say?

    • “As long as you fill up at Citgo, my friend, it is how you say, all good.”

      (No one tell Chavez that there are no Citgo stations in California.)

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