Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where you get to passively rage on low-level fame whores or just delight in watching Jean-Claude Van Damme crack a walnut with his asscheeks like these few lucky fans. Either way, enjoy Heidi Klum‘s dress blowing strangely in the win–PREGNANT!, Sean Penn cleverly disguising the motor oil he slicks up his hair and skin with as an iced coffee, Tony Danza and Steve Guttenberg not believing security let them onto the red carpet either, and finally, Benjamin Brady wondering if he gets one of those when he grows up too.
“Damn dude, he’s an innocent kid.” This is TCWM, nobody’s safe,
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I hate this ugly annoying bitch
If Norman Rockwell were a pervert, this is what he would have painted.
No doubt entitled “The Birth of a Complex”.
enough already with this hoe
Lindsay lurves Coco! Psssfft whatever she is so cute
Whatever it is you’re smoking ? Or snorting ? We don’t want any of it. If that fucking antique iron lantern jawbone doesn’t frighten you, you’ve got to be on something. Cute?? *BARFS*
Luckiest kid on earth
Yes, yes, Lady Gaga we get it, you’re ‘original’.
“No, I don’t take it in the ass, but I could be persuaded”
“See that gnat three inches in front of your face?”
Ohmigod, you people are making me laugh myself into pain! :D
Dita Von Teese has gone lesbo?
Two Days in New York plot summary: Day one, Coco’s tits and chin have entered the city. Day two, Coco’s ass is fully within the city limits.
He sure can push the envelope!
More…Hollywood Magic
‘and i was all like ‘hehehe’ and he was all like ‘HAAAAAHHAAHA’
-Tony Danza
” No , I ain’t eatin no fried chicken no mo”
Her cups are overflowing
The flies he’s swatting are attracted by the chest sweat odor.
*Spits fruit salad back into the bowl.*
Slumdog Millionaire.
He needs to look in his left – hand pocket. He never carries anything in his right – hand pocket !
Woman at right, throwing rocks: “I kick your ass!”
She’s Asian so correction: “I kick you ass.”
The one on the left is making my heart beat faster , or is that my hand ?
She’s wearing the Shroud of Turin.
I would give her a Spanish Fly
I didn’t realize Harry was special needs.
Debra Messing on the set of Smush.
Aw, come on. Get the little dude a decent hat.
Ugh, just lost my lunch.
Prettier moobs than Cowell.
Manson is trying to cover up his dealer but we all know it’s Tatum O’neal. Who’s that you say? She lohaned well before lohan.
oh great what did Tyrone F. Horneigh say this time to Gladys Ormphby with her new turquoise handbag.
I do think the growth on his back that looks like a bearded white dude is kinda cool.
This UN refugee visit is working out better than his last five movies.
Best comment.
i’m surprised she in’t banned after her superbowl meltdown
Meltdown? She was talking to a friend and someone recorded and made it public.
The half-life Shannen Doherty.
I wouldn’t fuck her with your dick. And, yes, I’m talking to you, Michele Bachmman.
wow. few weeks ago she was hot. now she makes Tara Reid look hot.
wow it looked like a bad impressionation of Jerry Lewis and Jon Cryer team up.
Talk about Pussy in Boots…
Not only a C List has been, he’s a certified doctor with that hippocratic snake staff on his forearm.
Cocaine Cowboy Redux
I thought Barriales appear in the northern sky rather than the southern sea
I thought Don Ameche died
Coco, even your Chanel bag looks fake!
Sarah Jessica Parker looks great here!
That baby is home made…
Fembot deactivated!
Jean Claude Van, Damn! what happened to your face?!!!
“Excuse me while I whip this out”
Nice Capris.
At least he’s not accessorizing them with hideous blue clogs.
Guess he’s had to work for food.
Buying a drink from corporate Starbuck’s? What will Chavez say?
“As long as you fill up at Citgo, my friend, it is how you say, all good.”
(No one tell Chavez that there are no Citgo stations in California.)