Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where you get to passively rage on low-level fame whores or just delight in watching Jean-Claude Van Damme crack a walnut with his asscheeks like these few lucky fans. Either way, enjoy Heidi Klum‘s dress blowing strangely in the win–PREGNANT!, Sean Penn cleverly disguising the motor oil he slicks up his hair and skin with as an iced coffee, Tony Danza and Steve Guttenberg not believing security let them onto the red carpet either, and finally, Benjamin Brady wondering if he gets one of those when he grows up too.
“Damn dude, he’s an innocent kid.” This is TCWM, nobody’s safe,
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As I waved goodbye to those desperate fame whores, willing to lower themselves to banging even me for just the *slightest* brush with fame, I realized how hollow my life had become. I this what I was put on their earth for? Is this all there is for Simon Cowell? Is this what my parents dreamed of me becoming?
White dopes on punk
Three seconds later, the front row was spin-kicked into oblivion.
I’m going to to the cook split kick thing for them as soon as I take my arthritis medicine.
Nice try hiding Lohan but I can still see it’s her…
she’s wearing a watch, lohans and punctuality dont mix so it’s not her, that bloat could be mila kunis for all we know
shame she didnt fall
Oh, so Beth Ostrosky’s antics weren’t douche chilling for you, but this is? Aren’t you a pleasant dinner guest?
I see progress has been made toward his life goal. He is an empty suit literally as well as figuratively
New batteries!
Wow! She needs to put a frame on that ass and walk around like that.
Time has not been kind.
Time has not just been unkind, it has rearended them and taken off, given them a killer wedgie, set them up on a blind date with a lesbian and pressed every button on the elevator panel.
See, I told you guys that vampires can walk in the sun for brief periods.
He’s still single, you say?
In the House of Lords he’s a prince
but in the House of Commons he’s a queen.
Seen here demonstrating physically how he makes us all feel emotionally.
Where’d she get that “Seal” t-shirt? It’s a good picture of him.
Moobies in motion.
CNN reports breaking news on this racially charged incident with the police. The incident first happened, so no politicians or lawyers are yet on the scene…
That was a painful read.
Jean-Claude Van Death.
is it me or are her implants starting to droop?
Dita VonTeese must throw up in her mouth and run for the nearest shower whenever she sees a pic of him…
“What the FUCK was I thinking?!?”
She’s totally smizing.
He’s filthy rich.
Can’t he have the chesticles liposuctioned?
maybe the moobs are the source of his power?
As Bieber passes, he shall see
In ten years where he will be.
Yeah, laugh all you want at Bieber – they all laughed at Vanilla Ice too!
ok, never mind.
If you knew how much money Vanilla Ice was still making, you wouldn’t be laughing so much.
Is he wearing one of those giant banana hair clips on the back of his head?
I was wondering if he was wearing eyeliner.
cool !
I nominate this butt as Best Butt of 2012
You have to give Heidi credit. Unlike Madonna and Angelina, she didn’t have to import hers.
She definitely exported.
Very cute…lovely ass curve, beautiful summer dress.
Some guys just have ugly nips….he’s one of them.
She needs those matching leopard print granny panties Vanessa Hudgens is fond of…
Even his pompadour is pompous…
If you run fast enough, the age can’t catch you.
I guess if he’s carrying her shopping bags, art museum crap, and wearing white capri pants, all that’s left for him to do is chop off the ding dong and start with the hormone pills?
I was taught to apply the eye shadow on the upper eyelids, not underneath the eyes. Is that what the kids are doing these days?
Unless you are talking about some kids doing this to her, I dont know what “kids” you are referring to. SHE SURE AINT ONE!
She’s doing the silvery gray smoky eye, hence the color all around the eye.
She should try some makeup technique to make it look like she has something going on behind her eyes.
He needs to get rid of that 70′s porn star ‘stache.
Cute. She looks like her daddy.
How can u tell?
HEY! Watch out when you cross the street, or you’ll get run over by the ugly truck!
nm, too late.
“At lady’s gots one of ‘em camel toe thingies!”
Where does he get those $2,000 suits from? What is it he does to earn a living now?
$2,000 suits are actually tailored to fit…
Which they probably did…when he bought them.
Sharpton is awesome, he can cut through conservative bullshit quicker than anyone else alive. Eat a dick, wingnuts.
Resist we much… we must… and we will much… about… that… be committed.
Troll much?
Fugly
I dunno. A German carrying a black baby anywhere makes me a little uneasy.
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/091/284/eso_es_racista.gif
sigh
Animated gif.
Aaron
The extra A is for asshole!
Meow!
She’s the cover girl this month for ‘Fat Old Trashy Whores with Big Fake Tits Monthly’.
Is that A-Rod’s new fiancee on the left?
“She got a great big ass ”
Lt . Vincent Hanna
“Si, pee in the sea
but don’ make in the lake!”
Don’t inhale too much of that sea air, chubbo – that shit has CALORIES!!!
“and then he said ” I thought you two were gay “”, so I said “we are , or at lest , we are silly!!!”
oh ok, now I get why her pics are here. she should learn to walk backwards, with a bag over her head.
Ja! Das ist eine fantastiche heiney!
She’s spanish not french
idiota!
Or German
Estupido!
She’s definitely not redneck trailer trash like they have in Hollywood.