The Crap We Missed – Thursday 8.9.12

August 9th, 2012 // 469 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where you get to passively rage on low-level fame whores or just delight in watching Jean-Claude Van Damme crack a walnut with his asscheeks like these few lucky fans. Either way, enjoy Heidi Klum‘s dress blowing strangely in the win–PREGNANT!, Sean Penn cleverly disguising the motor oil he slicks up his hair and skin with as an iced coffee, Tony Danza and Steve Guttenberg not believing security let them onto the red carpet either, and finally, Benjamin Brady wondering if he gets one of those when he grows up too.

“Damn dude, he’s an innocent kid.” This is TCWM, nobody’s safe,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Simon Cowell Man Boobs Shirtless Yacht
    EricLr
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    As I waved goodbye to those desperate fame whores, willing to lower themselves to banging even me for just the *slightest* brush with fame, I realized how hollow my life had become. I this what I was put on their earth for? Is this all there is for Simon Cowell? Is this what my parents dreamed of me becoming?

  2. Steve Guttenberg Thin Moustache Tony Danza
    Me
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    White dopes on punk

  3. Jean-Claude Van Damme Tight V Neck
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    Three seconds later, the front row was spin-kicked into oblivion.

  4. Jean-Claude Van Damme Tight V Neck
    EricLr
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    I’m going to to the cook split kick thing for them as soon as I take my arthritis medicine.

  5. Marilyn Manson
    YAAR
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    Nice try hiding Lohan but I can still see it’s her…

    • fuckityfuck

      she’s wearing a watch, lohans and punctuality dont mix so it’s not her, that bloat could be mila kunis for all we know

  6. Jessica Stroup Butt Tight Pants Trapeze 90210 Set
    Mr. Poop
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    shame she didnt fall

    • Mike

      Oh, so Beth Ostrosky’s antics weren’t douche chilling for you, but this is? Aren’t you a pleasant dinner guest?

  7. Al Sharpton
    Frank The Duck
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    I see progress has been made toward his life goal. He is an empty suit literally as well as figuratively

  8. Tyra Banks Spandex Dress
    EricLr
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    New batteries!

  9. Jessica Stroup Butt Tight Pants Trapeze 90210 Set
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    Wow! She needs to put a frame on that ass and walk around like that.

  10. Steve Guttenberg Thin Moustache Tony Danza
    Johnny P!
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    Time has not been kind.

    • Time has not just been unkind, it has rearended them and taken off, given them a killer wedgie, set them up on a blind date with a lesbian and pressed every button on the elevator panel.

  11. Antonio Banderas Daughter Stella
    EricLr
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    See, I told you guys that vampires can walk in the sun for brief periods.

  12. Prince Harry
    Johnny P!
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    He’s still single, you say?

  13. Marilyn Manson
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    Seen here demonstrating physically how he makes us all feel emotionally.

  14. Heidi Klum Baby Bump
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    Where’d she get that “Seal” t-shirt? It’s a good picture of him.

  15. Simon Cowell Man Boobs Shirtless Yacht
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    Moobies in motion.

  16. Al Sharpton
    EricLr
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    CNN reports breaking news on this racially charged incident with the police. The incident first happened, so no politicians or lawyers are yet on the scene…

  17. Jean-Claude Van Damme Tight V Neck
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    Jean-Claude Van Death.

  18. Audrina Patridge
    Mr. Poop
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    is it me or are her implants starting to droop?

  19. Marilyn Manson
    Johnny P!
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    Dita VonTeese must throw up in her mouth and run for the nearest shower whenever she sees a pic of him…
    “What the FUCK was I thinking?!?”

  20. Tyra Banks Spandex Dress
    lpdub
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    She’s totally smizing.

  21. Simon Cowell Man Boobs Shirtless Yacht
    Johnny P!
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    He’s filthy rich.
    Can’t he have the chesticles liposuctioned?

  22. Aaron Carter
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    As Bieber passes, he shall see
    In ten years where he will be.

  23. Jean-Claude Van Damme Tight V Neck
    Johnny P!
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    Is he wearing one of those giant banana hair clips on the back of his head?

  24. Laura Barriales Bikini
    DeucePickle
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    cool !

  25. Heidi Klum Baby Bump
    Commented on this photo:

    You have to give Heidi credit. Unlike Madonna and Angelina, she didn’t have to import hers.

  26. Malin Akerman Butt Tight Dress
    Cock Dr
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    Very cute…lovely ass curve, beautiful summer dress.

  27. Simon Cowell Man Boobs Shirtless Yacht
    missyS
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    Some guys just have ugly nips….he’s one of them.

  28. Shenae Grimes Legs Leather Booty Shorts
    Johnny P!
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    She needs those matching leopard print granny panties Vanessa Hudgens is fond of…

  29. Al Sharpton
    Johnny P!
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    Even his pompadour is pompous…

  30. Stacy Keibler Torrie Wilson Jogging Workout Clothes
    EricLr
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    If you run fast enough, the age can’t catch you.

  31. Antonio Banderas Daughter Stella
    Schmidtler
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    I guess if he’s carrying her shopping bags, art museum crap, and wearing white capri pants, all that’s left for him to do is chop off the ding dong and start with the hormone pills?

  32. Tyra Banks Spandex Dress
    Cock Dr
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    I was taught to apply the eye shadow on the upper eyelids, not underneath the eyes. Is that what the kids are doing these days?

  33. Sean Penn Greasy Hair Cowboy Boots Iced Coffee
    missyS
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    He needs to get rid of that 70′s porn star ‘stache.

  34. Heidi Klum Baby Bump
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    Cute. She looks like her daddy.

  35. Debra Messing
    Schmidtler
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    HEY! Watch out when you cross the street, or you’ll get run over by the ugly truck!
    nm, too late.

  36. Prince Harry
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    “At lady’s gots one of ‘em camel toe thingies!”

  37. Al Sharpton
    Schmidtler
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    Where does he get those $2,000 suits from? What is it he does to earn a living now?

  38. Al Sharpton
    Taylor
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    Sharpton is awesome, he can cut through conservative bullshit quicker than anyone else alive. Eat a dick, wingnuts.

  39. Tyra Banks Spandex Dress
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    Fugly

  40. Heidi Klum Baby Bump
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    I dunno. A German carrying a black baby anywhere makes me a little uneasy.

  41. Aaron Carter
    Commented on this photo:

    Aaron

    The extra A is for asshole!

  42. Shenae Grimes Legs Leather Booty Shorts
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Meow!

  43. Rita Rusic Bikini
    Schmidtler
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    She’s the cover girl this month for ‘Fat Old Trashy Whores with Big Fake Tits Monthly’.

  44. Stacy Keibler Torrie Wilson Jogging Workout Clothes
    Schmidtler
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    Is that A-Rod’s new fiancee on the left?

  45. Coco Cleavage Tight Dress
    Ralph Wiggins
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    “She got a great big ass ”
    Lt . Vincent Hanna

  46. Laura Barriales Bikini
    MisterSuccint
    Commented on this photo:

    “Si, pee in the sea
    but don’ make in the lake!”

  47. AnnaLynne McCord Butt Tight Skirt Side Boob
    Schmidtler
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    Don’t inhale too much of that sea air, chubbo – that shit has CALORIES!!!

  48. Steve Guttenberg Thin Moustache Tony Danza
    Ralph Wiggins
    Commented on this photo:

    “and then he said ” I thought you two were gay “”, so I said “we are , or at lest , we are silly!!!”

  49. Laura Barriales Bikini
    Schmidtler
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    oh ok, now I get why her pics are here. she should learn to walk backwards, with a bag over her head.

  50. Laura Barriales Bikini
    Ass Fetish Hitler
    Commented on this photo:

    Ja! Das ist eine fantastiche heiney!

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