The Crap We Missed – Thursday 8.9.12

August 9th, 2012 // 469 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where you get to passively rage on low-level fame whores or just delight in watching Jean-Claude Van Damme crack a walnut with his asscheeks like these few lucky fans. Either way, enjoy Heidi Klum‘s dress blowing strangely in the win–PREGNANT!, Sean Penn cleverly disguising the motor oil he slicks up his hair and skin with as an iced coffee, Tony Danza and Steve Guttenberg not believing security let them onto the red carpet either, and finally, Benjamin Brady wondering if he gets one of those when he grows up too.

“Damn dude, he’s an innocent kid.” This is TCWM, nobody’s safe,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Marilyn Manson
    Princess Consuela Banana Hammock
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    “Don’t look, yet! I am perfecting my Kat VonD. pose!”

  2. Coco Cleavage Tight Dress
    Joe
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    First striped cow I’ve ever seen.

  3. Simon Cowell Man Boobs Shirtless Yacht
    Princess Consuela Banana Hammock
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    “High 5 for nipples!”

  4. Prince Harry
    Buddy The Elf
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    They’ve got googley eyes for each other.

  5. Jean-Claude Van Damme Tight V Neck
    Princess Consuela Banana Hammock
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    Robin Gibb reincarnated!

  6. Al Sharpton
    Joe
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    Rev’s been on a diet.

    • Hate Mongrel

      He can’t afford to eat. He has millions in debt and back taxes. The IRS can’t seem to find him to collect their money. If anyone know where he is call America’s Most Wanted.

  7. Marilyn Manson
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    Liza Minelli has had better days

  8. Debra Messing
    Princess Consuela Banana Hammock
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    Wow, all those cracks at her on Will & Grace were REAL!

  9. Simon Cowell Man Boobs Shirtless Yacht
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    Victoria Silvstedt 2.0

  10. Coco Cleavage Tight Dress
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    Sure, that kid in the background looks happy to see her from the back but wait till she turns around…

  11. Debra Messing
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    Which commmitee is she in?

  12. Steve Guttenberg Thin Moustache Tony Danza
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    Nope, Steve Guttenberg’s still on his meds… For sure… No strange behavior that I can see…

  13. Aaron Carter
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    This is your face on Meth

  14. Prince Harry
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    Well, at least they managed to marry the older one off…

  15. Steve Guttenberg Thin Moustache Tony Danza
    YAAR
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    Bullet For Adolf? Are you sure this isn’t the “Washed Up Actors”convention?

  16. Steve Guttenberg Thin Moustache Tony Danza
    Joe
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    Are the Stone Cutters responsible for Danza, too?

    Assholes.

  17. Laura Barriales Bikini
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    “Is okay to pee in the sea, no”?

  18. Marilyn Manson
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    He’s really doing that woman a favor by covering her face…

  19. Marilyn Manson
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    Recently I needed to get a colonoscopy. When I was at the bar, the guy in this picture (or somebody looking just like him) said he’d do it for me FREE. I love saving money, so I said sure. Only thing though is instead of going to the Doctor’s office he said it would be better if he could do it in the last stall of the men’s room. I love doing things the better way, so I said sure. My question is, is it normal to get a colonoscopy and the doctor keeps stopping to masturbate?

  20. Steve Guttenberg Thin Moustache Tony Danza
    Perplexity
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    No, seriously Steve. Why the fuck do you have that stupid lookin’ mustache?

  21. Coco Cleavage Tight Dress
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    Nice Ellen photobomb

  22. Jean-Claude Van Damme Tight V Neck
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    Drugs, it does the body skinny….

  23. Malin Akerman Butt Tight Dress
    YAAR
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    I’d like to be Nalin Akerman…

  24. Prince Harry
    Perplexity
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    Ahhh, I love it when they show the photo of Henrick Rummel and the US Mens Rowing squad…

  25. Antonio Banderas Daughter Stella
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    As long as he keeps hanging around, me and Stella ain’t never gonna get our groove on.

  26. Tyra Banks Spandex Dress
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    Glad to see Diva Plavalaguna from The Fifth Element is doing well…

  27. Sean Penn Greasy Hair Cowboy Boots Iced Coffee
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    Keep looking, Sean. I’m sure your dignity is in there somewhere
    (It’s not)

    • Animal

      Show some respect! That’s Spicoli, dammit!

      • Fuck this guy. He’s a shitbag who pretends to be a humanitarian. He visits and supports dictators like Hugo Chavez.
        So excuse me if I offend your nostalgic vision of a stoner character he once played but he is a piece of shit.

      • For the record

        Er, wasn’t Chavez elected a couple times?

      • the crazy betty

        yeah, by stealing the elections – you dumb ass. for crying out loud, get a clue.

      • Incorrect, betty. His elections have been certified as legitimate by the O.A.S. and the Carter Center. If Chavez really rigged every election, he wouldn’t have lost a 2007 public referendum on constitutional changes he wanted passed.

        Maybe you should do some research before parroting something you probably heard on Fox News.

      • There are lots of ways to coerce elections and Chavez uses the entire playbook. Its easy to win elections of you drive the opposition out of the country.

      • OK, I am not an expert but I am from Venezuela.
        The fact that he is a stakeholder in the company that makes the electronic voting machines is just one of many clues.
        He has manipulated the entire system to guarantee he wins.
        As for the OAS, they are the ones claiming that there is a humanitarian crisis in Venezuela because of all the government suppression of civil liberties. He arrests opposition members all the time.
        He arrests anyone who opposes him. He has people killed.

        He may not have invaded another country but it doesn’t detract from him being a monster and anyone who associates with him is a shitbag.

      • Anna

        look who’s talking. at least Hugo did not invade other country for no reason like George Bush who’s second win in election is also questionable…

  28. Jean-Claude Van Damme Tight V Neck
    Perplexity
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    Jean Claude rode the roller coaster at Six Flags and it forced his plastic surgery to be transformed into a constant 8G Force expression.

  29. Tyra Banks Spandex Dress
    Perplexity
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    Caution: The Tyra pose could result in hip dysplesia.

  30. Steve Guttenberg Thin Moustache Tony Danza
    EricLr
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    Someone asked them if they did anything after the 80′s.

  31. Debra Messing
    Perplexity
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    Sadly, Kate realized she was in the wrong place. She had thought Smash was a hardcore buffet lunch. She will continue the search.

  32. Al Sharpton
    Perplexity
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    What’s that? Has someone have a tragedy that I can totally hijack and profit from?

  33. Jessica Stroup Butt Tight Pants Trapeze 90210 Set
    EricLr
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    In this exciting episode, Erin must spelunk in to rescue her friends from Tori Spelling’s gaping vagina.

  34. Rose McGowan Cleavage Legs Romper
    Perplexity
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    Yeah, ’cause wearing a darker color skirt would make you look pale.

  35. Prince Harry
    Cock Dr
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    A rare moment where we get to see straight men cuddling one another in their excitement over bikinied women’s volleyball action. It must have been quite a game.
    I witnessed something like this last week when I saw a gaggle of men gathered around the big screen TVs at the local Best Buy….women’s volleyball seems very popular right now.

  36. Prince Harry
    Ana
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    That’s Harry. And no, I’m not referring to their hair.

  37. Rita Rusic Bikini
    Perplexity
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    Rita has a sixth sense for when a boat selling tacos is near.

  38. Heidi Klum Baby Bump
    EricLr
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    Black babies–the hottest fashion accessory in the industry.

  39. Debra Messing
    diego
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    Pretty damn sure that’s Debra Messing and NOT Kate Walsh… But it’s not like one of the job requirements of running a celebrity gossip site is actually identifying celebrities

  40. Prince Harry
    Ana
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    Or the eyebrows.

  41. Tyra Banks Spandex Dress
    Mr Smap Beav Sr
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    Braiiiinnnnnssssssss!!

  42. Shenae Grimes Legs Leather Booty Shorts
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    No idea who this is, but I suspect Google and I shall be doing a little one-handed surfing for more pics of her in those leather shorts.

  43. Sean Penn Greasy Hair Cowboy Boots Iced Coffee
    Perplexity
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    Sean ponders with deep reflection: What would Hugo Chavez do?

  44. Simon Cowell Man Boobs Shirtless Yacht
    Mr. Poop
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    hairiest tits ive ever seen

  45. Simon Cowell Man Boobs Shirtless Yacht
    DeucePickle
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    Richer than you are, dude.

  46. Laura Barriales Bikini
    speechless
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    wow

  47. Audrina Patridge
    Perplexity
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    The myth is portrayed: Every gamer’s dream that your online opponent would look like this and not Steve Guttenberg.

  48. Gisele Bundchen Butt Tight Jeans Tom Brady Son Benjamin
    JC
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    There’s nothing like the joy of a child…starting at a fantastic little butt.

  49. Debra Messing
    jupiter
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    fishy darling
    thats debra messing
    not kate walsh

  50. Antonio Banderas Daughter Stella
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    Meanwhile, Amanda Seyfried’s parents are crossing the road with a far-more Hispanic looking child.

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