The Crap We Missed – Thursday 8.7.14

August 7th, 2014 // 300 Comments

Alright guys, this is going to be your last The Crap We Missed for the week, because I’m going to be stuck giving depositions to Chloe Moretz and Madonna‘s lawyers all day taking a personal day tomorrow, so hopefully this gallery can hold you over. It’s the usual rich stew of way too many butt photos,  a splash of double-fisting Reese Witherspoon (No Fifty Shades), and a nice garnish of soaking wet, shirtless Billy Ray Cyrus. Ladies?

Catch you guys next week, granted the FBI doesn’t seize my computer. I was just going to warn them about how dangerous guys can be! I’ve never done this before!!

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Suki Waterhouse Panty Flash Upskirt Drunk Chiltern Firehouse
    Slappy Magoo
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    Is she doing her homework in the back seat? Summer school trig final coming up?

  2. Mel B Butt Tight Dress Watch What Happens Live
    Slappy Magoo
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    Watch What Happens – she’s going to turn Rose MacGowan into your Aunt Mitzie after her third facelift.

  3. Jim Toth Reese Witherspoon Drunk Double Fisting Cocktails
    ThrewUpInMyMouth
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    “Honey, I SWEAR I’ve pitched you a dozen different ways for True Detective 2. Hell, I even had McConnaughey call Pizzolato and tell him you would’ve been his choice for the human sacrifice!”

  4. Billy Ray Cyrus Shirtless In Pool Autographed Picture Miley Cyrus Instagram
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    It was nice of Billy Ray to take the time to autograph a photo of himself for his daughter, but couldn’t he have at least personalized it for her?

  5. Lindsay Lohan Bikini Posing With Black Family Greece
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    This photo is entitled “Who I did on my summer vacation.”

  6. Kendall Jenner Bra Underwear Posing On Elephant Instagram
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    The elephant is a metaphor the size of dick she’s gonna be taking in debut sex tape.

  7. Quinton Aaron Holding Dianne Quirante The Imagine Ball
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    “Imagine” how much weight he would have to lose to get a girl like that.

  8. Kendall Jenner Bra Underwear Posing On Elephant Instagram
    ThrewUpInMyMouth
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    ‘riding Khloe around the living room’ – weak ass cover story, pb.

    The truth is this is the “sex training” room.
    The tusks detach to serve as dildos.

    If you’ve watched Kim’s sex tape … you already know what the trunk is used for.

  9. Jim Toth Reese Witherspoon Drunk Double Fisting Cocktails
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    Hmmmmm…Reese only has two drinks at one time? Guess she must be driving later.

  10. Antonio Banderas Jason Statham Sylvester Stallone Wesley Snipes The Expendables 3 German Premiere
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    Uh, oh…Looks like they figured out who pirated their movie!

  11. Antonio Banderas Jason Statham Sylvester Stallone Wesley Snipes The Expendables 3 German Premiere
    ThrewUpInMyMouth
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    Just found out who plays the girlfriend in …

    “Expendables 4: Prison Rape Break”

  12. Melanie Griffith Cleavage Wrinkly Knees Lucy Switzerland Premiere
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    Are you sure she’s not at the premiere of “Loosy (skin)”

  13. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Skirt
    Robb7
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    Yeah, hideous billy goat laugh — but best butt in town!

  14. Bar Refaeli Cleavage Sports Bra Instagram
    ThrewUpInMyMouth
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    Perfect body, blond hair, blue eyes … Hitler was a retard.

  15. Rose McGowan Short Haircut Sticking Tongue Out About Alex Premiere
    ThrewUpInMyMouth
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    WTF happened to Mary Tyler Moore’s face?!?

  16. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Skirt
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    I’ve been a fan of the Superficial for years. I view it several times a day. I still have no idea what Maria Menounos’s face looks like!

  17. Rose McGowan Short Haircut Sticking Tongue Out About Alex Premiere
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    This is what marriage does to you.

  18. Megan Fox Legs Butt Tight Dress Heels Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles NYC Premiere
    ThrewUpInMyMouth
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    BAG ain’t gettin’ any till she quits fondlin’ herself in public!

  19. Ireland Baldwin Cleavage Husky Puppy Instagram
    ThrewUpInMyMouth
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    “Steal her soul, Satan? She doesn’t even have a brain.”

  20. Megan Fox Legs Butt Tight Dress Heels Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles NYC Premiere
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    That dude is not impressed. Neither am I.

  21. Ireland Baldwin Cleavage Husky Puppy Instagram
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    Those aren’t the puppies I’m looking at.

  22. Rosie Huntington Whiteley Butt Spandex Pants
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    Hell yes!

  23. Minka Kelly Butt Yoga Pants
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    Whoa. Since when did she have such a nice ass?

  24. Melanie Griffith Cleavage Wrinkly Knees Lucy Switzerland Premiere
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    Cleavage does not make granny sexy.

  25. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Skirt
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    It’ll take more than weird laugh to keep off dat ass.

  26. Emily Ratajkowski Bikini Instagram
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    Babies ruin everything. Keep them away from hot women.

  27. Quinton Aaron Holding Dianne Quirante The Imagine Ball
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    Likely this was captured just moments before he threw her up in the air and swallowed her.

  28. Melanie Griffith Cleavage Wrinkly Knees Lucy Switzerland Premiere
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    She’s starting to resemble that spoiled log of goat cheese in the back of my refrigerator that I’m afraid to throw out.

  29. Nick Nolte Red Face Being Helped By Nurse At Doctors Office
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    I feel empathy for him, he looks genuinely helpless here. Throwing some good juju your way, Brother Nick.;)

  30. Lindsay Lohan Bikini Posing With Black Family Greece
    Pat C.
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    I thought this was the pilot for a Gilligan’s Island remake – and why not?

  31. Peta Murgatroyd Midriff Sports Bra Upper Body Stretch
    Pat C.
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    Nice. Very nice. Unfortunate first name, though.

  32. Bar Refaeli Cleavage Sports Bra Instagram
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    Just Splooge It.™

  33. Wayners
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    Don Zaloog you have said it all with one word.

  34. Taylor Swift Weird Hamstring Legs Miniskirt
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    Taylor seems to live her life like she’s cast herself in a biopic about her own special brand of crazy.

  35. Taylor Swift Weird Hamstring Legs Miniskirt
    Wayner
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    After all this fucking shopping in NY this is all she can come up with. Looks like she’s wearing some kitchen curtains and a tea towel she found in a shack down in the ‘holler.

  36. Kendall Jenner Bra Underwear Posing On Elephant Instagram
    KK
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    So is this what’s going to be in Kendall’s ‘leaked’ sex tape?

  37. Bar Refaeli Cleavage Sports Bra Instagram
    KK
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    Meh, too jewish.

  38. Megan Fox Legs Butt Tight Dress Heels Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles NYC Premiere
    Wayners
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    Cowa-fuckin’-bunga. Don, in this once instance only, we disagree.

  39. Ireland Baldwin Cleavage Husky Puppy Instagram
    wayners
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    We are back in agreement Don. Although the little guy is awfully cute.

  40. Nadeea Volianova Nipples No Bra See Through Shirt Legs Short Shorts Imagine Ball
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    This woman exudes class. Probably secretes something, too, underneath those shorts.

  41. Ireland Baldwin Cleavage Husky Puppy Instagram
    Jerry "the King" Lawler
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    PUPPIES !!!

  42. Nadeea Volianova Nipples No Bra See Through Shirt Legs Short Shorts Imagine Ball
    wayners
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    Looks like Putin has opened a second front in his war on everyone. Were all doomed. Doomed as doomed could be.

  43. Kendall Jenner Bra Underwear Posing On Elephant Instagram
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    wow. khloe is looking more and more like kim’s ass every day.

  44. Cristina De Pin Butt Thong Bikini
    wayners
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    Dave: fucking brilliant. Nothing like a little medieval philosophy amongst the dushbaggery.

  45. Emily Ratajkowski Bikini Instagram
    wayners
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    Ah, looks like the little guy is trying to hook his big toe into her bikini bottom for a look. Best of luck, little guy.

  46. Rose McGowan Short Haircut Sticking Tongue Out About Alex Premiere
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    this is what being on a tv show that is rerun every day for years does to your face.

  47. per hansa
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    She cant possibly be fucked as often as she deserves and needs it

  48. Ireland Baldwin Cleavage Husky Puppy Instagram
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    wait- omg. did that dog just call someone a cocksucking fag?

  49. Nadeea Volianova Nipples No Bra See Through Shirt Legs Short Shorts Imagine Ball
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    who?

  50. Cristina De Pin Butt Thong Bikini
    j/k
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    I’d like to put something De Pin that!!

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