The Crap We Missed – Thursday 8.7.14

August 7th, 2014 // 300 Comments

Alright guys, this is going to be your last The Crap We Missed for the week, because I’m going to be stuck giving depositions to Chloe Moretz and Madonna‘s lawyers all day taking a personal day tomorrow, so hopefully this gallery can hold you over. It’s the usual rich stew of way too many butt photos,  a splash of double-fisting Reese Witherspoon (No Fifty Shades), and a nice garnish of soaking wet, shirtless Billy Ray Cyrus. Ladies?

Catch you guys next week, granted the FBI doesn’t seize my computer. I was just going to warn them about how dangerous guys can be! I’ve never done this before!!

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Miley Cyrus Nipples No Bra Midriff Belly Shirt Creepy Asian Kid
    JimBB
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    Poor thing is too hungover to even stick her tongue out. That’s what happens when you spend a night doing Tequila shots and posting shirtless pics of your dad to Instagram.

  2. Jim Toth Reese Witherspoon Drunk Double Fisting Cocktails
    JimBB
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    Tim’s much more fucking boring brother.

  3. Antonio Banderas Jason Statham Sylvester Stallone Wesley Snipes The Expendables 3 German Premiere
    JimBB
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    Come on, let uncle Rocky punch your meat around for a while.

  4. Kendall Jenner Bra Underwear Posing On Elephant Instagram
    Short Round
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    Coming to a town south of the border near you: The Kendall Jenner sex show. Now with live elephants! (Just don’t forget to cut Kris a royalty check, kids.)

  5. Miley Cyrus Nipples No Bra Midriff Belly Shirt Creepy Asian Kid
    maoix
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    I had almost forgotten how ugly she is.

  6. Cristina De Pin Butt Thong Bikini
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    Ah, the quintessential meaningless question: How many flat-chested angels can fit on the head of De Pin?

  7. Nick Nolte Red Face Being Helped By Nurse At Doctors Office
    JimBB
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    Medical science has advanced pretty far, but this challenge is well beyond even their best efforts.

    Joking aside, this pic makes me feel bad. Still love this guy in a ton of movies. I mean, 48 Hours.

  8. Kristin Cavallari Legs Heels Floral Romper
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    She’s a valet parker?

  9. Rose McGowan Short Haircut Sticking Tongue Out About Alex Premiere
    JimBB
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    WE DON’T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED!!!! One minute she looked much younger, then her face sort of flickered and we heard a popping sound—and THIS!

  10. Nick Nolte Red Face Being Helped By Nurse At Doctors Office
    cajunhawk
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    Counselor? Counselor? Could you be there?

  11. Megan Fox Legs Butt Tight Dress Heels Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles NYC Premiere
    JimBB
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    Okay, which one of you jokers stole my ass??

  12. Taylor Swift Weird Hamstring Legs Miniskirt
    cajunhawk
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    I don’t understand getting this skinny bitch to shill for Diet Coke. If anything she could use real Coke for much needed calories. You can’t believe much in advertising anymore…in the same commercial they showed her writing songs. Let’s not get crazy here fellas.

  13. Miley Cyrus Nipples No Bra Midriff Belly Shirt Creepy Asian Kid
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    That Asian kid is like the internet version of that girl from The Ring.

  14. Antonio Banderas Jason Statham Sylvester Stallone Wesley Snipes The Expendables 3 German Premiere
    Short Round
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    Jason hated premieres. Reminded him of high school. When the jealous Has-beens gang up on the Still-somewhat-relevant and beat him up.

  15. Ireland Baldwin Cleavage Husky Puppy Instagram
    JimBB
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    Evil puppy wants you to murder.

  16. Suki Waterhouse Panty Flash Upskirt Drunk Chiltern Firehouse
    JimBB
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    Yep, that’s the way Bradley usually likes them

  17. Rose McGowan Short Haircut Sticking Tongue Out About Alex Premiere
    emma watson's Vagina
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    well this is a warning folks: marry a girl and this is what happens to her in less than a year.

  18. Ireland Baldwin Cleavage Husky Puppy Instagram
    Short Round
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    Damn it, I just escaped Miley! Is it possible God is a cat?!

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    Delightful. Simply delightful. Great tits, too.

  20. Quinton Aaron Holding Dianne Quirante The Imagine Ball
    Heywood Jablomie
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    Get in my belly, I”m bigger than you.

  21. Suki Waterhouse Panty Flash Upskirt Drunk Chiltern Firehouse
    emma watson's vagina
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    you should have seen the rest of the photos. of this shoot. has dried cum on the dress. now that is work looking for.

    last time I saw dried cum shots in a photo shoot was on Alicia Silverstone years ago. but that was debatable. could have been a spilled drink.

  22. Mel B Butt Tight Dress Watch What Happens Live
    fred
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    Does that say “Jonestown”? Just the same, she should probably stay away from the Kool Aid.

  23. Nick Nolte Red Face Being Helped By Nurse At Doctors Office
    Heywood Jablomie
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    Outdoor doctors?

  24. Emily Ratajkowski Bikini Instagram
    Short Round
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    How is this making up, Photo Boy?! You show us a picture where her body’s hidden and by a baby?! Why don’t you just hit our dicks with a rolled up newspaper!

  25. Bar Refaeli Cleavage Sports Bra Instagram
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    I’d kill some Palestinian civilians to get on that.

  26. Nadeea Volianova Nipples No Bra See Through Shirt Legs Short Shorts Imagine Ball
    Heywood Jablomie
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    Brutal, trashbag ho. Me likee!

  27. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Skirt
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    I saw this bitch laugh on TV the other day. Bitch sounds like a goat.

  28. Lindsay Lohan Bikini Posing With Black Family Greece
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    “C’mon, everybody. There’s a big fire in that house, and Timmy is still locked in the bathroom. *Woof*woof*”
    Thank you, Lassie.”

  29. Melanie Griffith Cleavage Wrinkly Knees Lucy Switzerland Premiere
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    Also might want to rethink the above-the-knee skirts.

  30. Quinton Aaron Holding Dianne Quirante The Imagine Ball
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    Good luck, dude. Try to have sex with her and you’ll kill her.

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    Damn. That is all.

  32. Rose McGowan Short Haircut Sticking Tongue Out About Alex Premiere
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    Rhoda?

  33. Jim Toth Reese Witherspoon Drunk Double Fisting Cocktails
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    Now there’s a thirsty woman for ya!

  34. Nadeea Volianova Nipples No Bra See Through Shirt Legs Short Shorts Imagine Ball
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    Not one of your fancier-dress-type Balls, then.

  35. Quinton Aaron Holding Dianne Quirante The Imagine Ball
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    Not if she’s on top… oh wait – maybe still.

  36. Kendall Jenner Bra Underwear Posing On Elephant Instagram
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    That isn’t really Khloe. It’s a plaster of Paris (no, not Hilton) figurine of Khloe. The real Khloe is out plowing the North 40.

  37. Minka Kelly Butt Yoga Pants
    Bob
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    Black really does slim down those cankles.

  38. Lindsay Lohan Bikini Posing With Black Family Greece
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    Some of the comments on this picture makes me think that Captain America’s nemesis should be called Lord Geography or Mr. Racism.

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    Perfection.

  40. Billy Ray Cyrus Shirtless In Pool Autographed Picture Miley Cyrus Instagram
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    Ladies, don’t say Photo Boy never did anything for you.

  41. Antonio Banderas Jason Statham Sylvester Stallone Wesley Snipes The Expendables 3 German Premiere
    Ramanana
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    The other day you posted a pic of Sly among others and he was standing on a box to come close to the height of the other acts. No box needed here, or maybe they’re all standing on boxes.

  42. Lindsay Lohan Bikini Posing With Black Family Greece
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    This is an orgy I’d watch.

  43. Quinton Aaron Holding Dianne Quirante The Imagine Ball
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    When I pick up Asian women the same way, they don’t smile like that. It’s usually a lot of kicking and screaming.

  44. ThrewUpInMyMouth
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    Subliminal “Duck Face”

  45. Miley Cyrus Nipples No Bra Midriff Belly Shirt Creepy Asian Kid
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    I barely recognize Miley when she’s wearing clothes. Still would.

  46. Billy Ray Cyrus Shirtless In Pool Autographed Picture Miley Cyrus Instagram
    ThrewUpInMyMouth
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    Taken by Miley the day she lost her virginity

  47. Lindsay Lohan Bikini Posing With Black Family Greece
    ThrewUpInMyMouth
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    “Why aren’t we over on the ‘Whites Only’ beach? I can see it from here.”

  48. Quinton Aaron Holding Dianne Quirante The Imagine Ball
    ThrewUpInMyMouth
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    Une petite apéritif

  49. Lindsay Lohan Bikini Posing With Black Family Greece
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    This “Some Like it Hot” reboot looks a little dodgy to me.

  50. Miley Cyrus Nipples No Bra Midriff Belly Shirt Creepy Asian Kid
    ThrewUpInMyMouth
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    Look! Justin Bieber’s Derp sister!

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