The Crap We Missed – Thursday 8.7.14

August 7th, 2014 // 300 Comments

Alright guys, this is going to be your last The Crap We Missed for the week, because I’m going to be stuck giving depositions to Chloe Moretz and Madonna‘s lawyers all day taking a personal day tomorrow, so hopefully this gallery can hold you over. It’s the usual rich stew of way too many butt photos,  a splash of double-fisting Reese Witherspoon (No Fifty Shades), and a nice garnish of soaking wet, shirtless Billy Ray Cyrus. Ladies?

Catch you guys next week, granted the FBI doesn’t seize my computer. I was just going to warn them about how dangerous guys can be! I’ve never done this before!!

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Lindsay Lohan Bikini Posing With Black Family Greece
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    “Okay, sure. Cheese! Now, can someone raft me to one of those yachts out there?”

  2. Short Round
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    I’ve got to talk to my tailor again! My pants just keep jumping off me when I see her.

  3. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Skirt
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    Winner!

  4. Billy Ray Cyrus Shirtless In Pool Autographed Picture Miley Cyrus Instagram
    Short Round
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    I’m sure psychiatrists have a proper name for whatever Miley’s deal with her dad is. I’ll just call it creepy.

  5. Billy Ray Cyrus Shirtless In Pool Autographed Picture Miley Cyrus Instagram
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    The neutral expression and glistening body say “I’m just here for you to look at” but the mullet tail dangling above the nipple says “I can take you to pound town followed by Walmart”

  6. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Skirt
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    Nice to see her better side.

  7. Billy Ray Cyrus Shirtless In Pool Autographed Picture Miley Cyrus Instagram
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    #wincest

  8. Lindsay Lohan Bikini Posing With Black Family Greece
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    “Are you sure my mom said this is ok? I mean I was told I was sold to prince Obdulla. I don’t see any princes here.”

  9. Taylor Swift Weird Hamstring Legs Miniskirt
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    Driving down to the supermarket to get something to eat. I hope.

  10. Jim Toth Reese Witherspoon Drunk Double Fisting Cocktails
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    She has mastered the camel toe camouflage…

  11. Kendall Jenner Bra Underwear Posing On Elephant Instagram
    tokiromi
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    is this what rich people do? hang out in their underpants on elephants in dark rooms? who keeps giving these people money?

  12. Kendall Jenner Bra Underwear Posing On Elephant Instagram
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    riding Kim around the living room actually looks fun.

  13. Billy Ray Cyrus Shirtless In Pool Autographed Picture Miley Cyrus Instagram
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    Huh, you can swim with it….I guess the Hair Club for Men ad was right after all

  14. Billy Ray Cyrus Shirtless In Pool Autographed Picture Miley Cyrus Instagram
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    Photo circa 1995?

  15. Melanie Griffith Cleavage Wrinkly Knees Lucy Switzerland Premiere
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    dis how chicken look left in oven overnight

  16. Jim Toth Reese Witherspoon Drunk Double Fisting Cocktails
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    Two fisted drinker. I approve

  17. Nadeea Volianova Nipples No Bra See Through Shirt Legs Short Shorts Imagine Ball
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    nasty old skunk

  18. Nick Nolte Red Face Being Helped By Nurse At Doctors Office
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    I know we all made jokes about him in the past but this is kind of sad.

  19. Lindsay Lohan Bikini Posing With Black Family Greece
    Short Round
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    See that over there? That’s Ebola. But don’t worry. Just stay close to me and it’ll stay away.

  20. Lindsay Lohan Bikini Posing With Black Family Greece
    Cock Dr
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    They were hired simply to carry the many purchases but then someone got bored & broke out the Viagra & the cocaine. That’s when things began to get out of hand.

  21. Billy Ray Cyrus Shirtless In Pool Autographed Picture Miley Cyrus Instagram
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    Hey gurl, check out my rattail.

  22. Nick Nolte Red Face Being Helped By Nurse At Doctors Office
    Cock Dr
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    I dunno, looking at this seems like a bad idea.

  23. guttboy
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    *Sigh*

  24. Nick Nolte Red Face Being Helped By Nurse At Doctors Office
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    Seriously though, all jokes aside this is some sad shit.

  25. Billy Ray Cyrus Shirtless In Pool Autographed Picture Miley Cyrus Instagram
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    If Miley posted this, why does the writing on it say “My gyno”?

  26. Lindsay Lohan Bikini Posing With Black Family Greece
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    Lohan’s expression is priceless. She’s used to being the stealer, not the stealee.

  27. Kendall Jenner Bra Underwear Posing On Elephant Instagram
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    Cause that’s what all normal people do. What? You don’t have a life-size pachyderm in your living room?

  28. Peta Murgatroyd Midriff Sports Bra Upper Body Stretch
    guttboy
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    I know it’s probably been done but what the Hell…..
    “Heavens to Murgatroyd”

  29. Rose McGowan Short Haircut Sticking Tongue Out About Alex Premiere
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    I think that Sally Field sold her soul to the Devil.

  30. Miley Cyrus Nipples No Bra Midriff Belly Shirt Creepy Asian Kid
    Dox
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    Fish-
    He’s not really there for Cyrus. He’s there for you. Each time you look at the photo he will get closer. And closer. And closer.
    And then one day, you will feel his soft, supple hand on your neck. Whatever you do, don’t go in the bathroom, DONT turn out the lights, DONT look in the mirror. And don’t say his name three times.

    or was that Bloody Mary? I always forget.

  31. Nick Nolte Red Face Being Helped By Nurse At Doctors Office
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    Dang…

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    That’s a candidate for a batch of baby batter if I’ve ever seen one.

  33. Melanie Griffith Cleavage Wrinkly Knees Lucy Switzerland Premiere
    Dox
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    Sue. Your. Plastic Surgeon.
    Don’t wait. Do it now.

  34. Billy Ray Cyrus Shirtless In Pool Autographed Picture Miley Cyrus Instagram
    yourmom
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    Nice rat tail, bro. #hairdont

  35. Nadeea Volianova Nipples No Bra See Through Shirt Legs Short Shorts Imagine Ball
    Dox
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    Put a bra on, nobody wants to see those nasty ass things.

  36. Rose McGowan Short Haircut Sticking Tongue Out About Alex Premiere
    Dormant Canadian
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    This is actually sadder than the Nick Nolte pic.

  37. Nick Nolte Red Face Being Helped By Nurse At Doctors Office
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    Now I feel bad for that Red Skull joke I made yesterday

  38. Billy Ray Cyrus Shirtless In Pool Autographed Picture Miley Cyrus Instagram
    JimBB
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    I picture a drunk Miley posting pics and asking everyone in the VIP room “WHY DIDN’T HE KISS ME LIKE HE DID HER???????”

  39. Rose McGowan Short Haircut Sticking Tongue Out About Alex Premiere
    Steve R
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    WTF happened? Did she age 20 years over night?

  40. Minka Kelly Butt Yoga Pants
    hollyhood
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    that ass looks proper tight, but some idiots are gonna start up about her cankles in 3…2…1…

  41. Lindsay Lohan Bikini Posing With Black Family Greece
    JimBB
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    Someone better warn those Africans that Super-Herpes makes Ebola look like a mild cold.

  42. Bar Refaeli Cleavage Sports Bra Instagram
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    Sure my country’s at war, but look at my tits.

    • She dodged the draft by marrying her goddamned cousin and now poses as a rabid Zionist (when it doesn’t interfere with a modelling gig). Fuck her.

      • Veronika, my darling, it’s about time you let that go. You bring it up every time Bar’s picture is in here, and it’s going to turn you into a cranky old woman. And really, I don’t think anyone else in here gives a fuck. Maybe a nice massage would help. Go behind the screen and get naked…

      • Jesus lady, no one gives a shit. She’s hot as hell and we want to fuck her. No one cares what draft she dodged or how many nuns she raped or how many orphans she killed to drink their blood. That’s how this works.

  43. Minka Kelly Butt Yoga Pants
    Jess L
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    whoa, those cankles

  44. Suki Waterhouse Panty Flash Upskirt Drunk Chiltern Firehouse
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    I’m now of the thought that “Chiltern Firehouse” is the English translation of “Chateau Marmont”.

  45. Quinton Aaron Holding Dianne Quirante The Imagine Ball
    JimBB
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    Or, as Anthony Cumia titles it: “Lazy negro steals valued railroad worker.”

  46. Mel B Butt Tight Dress Watch What Happens Live
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    “What Mel doesn’t know is that we replaced it with a revolving door. Watch what happens!”

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    What Kim K sees in the mirror.

  48. Suki Waterhouse Panty Flash Upskirt Drunk Chiltern Firehouse
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    It’s London then France then underpants. You’ve got it all wrong, please start over.

  49. Billy Ray Cyrus Shirtless In Pool Autographed Picture Miley Cyrus Instagram
    famesandwich
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    I think my vagina just threw up.

  50. Suki Waterhouse Panty Flash Upskirt Drunk Chiltern Firehouse
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    When I was 16 working at the service station, getting a panty shot was work. Now there everywhere willy nilly.

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