1. DimeStoreRiot

    You sure? It’s a latte…. it’s really good….

  2. Marc

    You look Frappalicious!

  3. Go ahead, no backwash.

  4. Again with that specific sense of fashion that old guys get when they try to look young but end up just looking older. Is there a name for that?

  5. times must be tough…hanging out at the $2 cinema that’s still showing Iron Man 2.

  6. Liz

    “I want YOU…to give me your spare change.”

  7. the_epidemic

    Here. Herpes.

  8. “YOU are the only person who remembers me.”

  9. Gordon GEICO

    “I was a cop and good at my job.”

  10. JesusCan'tHitACurveball

    “Tell Bobby Sixkiller he makes a damn good caramel Macchiato.”

  11. RHawk

    Hey Lorenzo, show us how much antibiotic you have to take in a day after being married to Shauna.

  12. farting old man's wife

    Look I have a green straw!!! WEEEEE!!!

  13. Knee Grow

    Hey! My buddy double L still looks damn smooove!

  14. His jeans have pocket zippers so he’s cool. Or he shops at K-Mart.

  15. cc

    The founder of the douche movement!

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