What, no peace sign?
What’s that ring in his ear for? So when they are done with him they can hang him up?
Why do I want to place him on the shoulder of a gigantic parrot?
if you get him to put a parakeet on his shoulder at the same time, it’s a huge win.
he might be the coolest little dude in the world, but you KNOW if you woke up and found him staring at you from the end of your bed you’d be traumatized for life.
Even worse, hearing your wife screaming in ecstacy as you walk through the front door and then catching her in bed with Verne. Man, I hate when that happens.
It has to suck knowing your biggest accomplishments are the guy who got kicked around like a football by Mike Myers and that nobody will unsee your freaky deeky sex tape.
“What a fine figure of a man” – Amy Winehouse’s dad
Who shrunk Mr. Clean?
That’s a women’s watch.
“Harold Pump? What the hell? I thought you told me this was the Richard Stilt Foundation Gala! Sumbitch!”
Verne Troyer called a press conference so he could publicly challenge Peter Dinklage to the 100-yard dash, to be televised live on Friday and Saturday.
I would have so much fun dressing him up like a yard knome
I still want to know if his bald head can vibrate!!
Why is that guy from Not Suitable for Children coming my way?
So Tom’s already doing promo work for that Mission Impossible Ghost thingy? What a trooper.
where do they find a 2″ zipper for those wee little pants?
He borrowed Rupert the Bear’s best suit, I hope he looks after it.
Grrr…. midgets and antique furniture.
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Verne Troyer at the 11th Annual Harold Pump Foundation Gala in Los Angeles. (August 3, 2011)