Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, where it looks like Philip Seymour Hoffman is lining up the greatest prank ever pulled on Courtney Love (Except for that time her kid tricked her into releasing control of a massive fortune — that shit was hilarious), Nick Carter, who should have listened when Aaron told him to only eat half of that brownie, and Tara Reid amazingly staying upright, unlike some other leathery drunks we know around here.
On the subject of leather, Jennifer Nicole Lee is back in the Final Five slot,
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And all the flies were finally able to go home.
I will not zoom in. I can’t afford therapy.
Clearly the Superficial’s most faithful posters are either catty, jealous girls or gay men. So much hostility toward the fine female form!
I’m a catty and jealous straight dude is that OK?
I remember a time we were just called dicks and cunts. I miss the 80′s.
Settle down there, Tony.
Man that’s prime stuff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Her life will not end well.
And probably soon I’m afraid.
Bigger Question, Why does anyone care about this thing
If i dress like an elephant, will she mount me and grab my pole, too?
Looking at her face, I’m guessing that fragrance is going to be moth balls.
Work out less, please.
Always love to see Vivid girl Celeste!
I don’t always sit on top of cars with my legs open, but when I do, I prefer to have photographers nearby.
Awesome.
“The least interesting woman in the world.” Lol, nice one.
For the last time no I haven’t seen your baseball, I just take pictures
Does Pilates always include spanking?
That would explain it’s otherwise inexplicable popularity.
I like how he’s using his hair as a replacement for a hat brim lately.
Her contract with the Vajazzle people expired a little while ago.
They had to rename the product.
See http://www.thesuperficial.com/photos/paris-hilton-got-in-a-fight-with-the-paparazzi/paris-hilton-paparazzi-fight-panty-flash-0627-01#comment-10262591
Absolutely perfectly normal couple right there. Just regular people.
“You think we’re crazy? Yeah we’re crazy all right, crazy like a fox!…. With rabies!”
For gods sake, stop wearing clothes that reveal your mid-section.
“Oh sorry sir. When we heard there would be a Seal on board, we just assumed it was…oh, never mind.”
You are on a roll…
I bet Winona Ryder fucks like a mad bitch.
No, she *is* a mad bitch.
Well, that would be sort of an indicator then, wouldn’t it?
I’d be smiling too if I had those tits. But I doubt she’d let me play with them.
Why yes, yes I do get my hats from Mike Rowe’s leftovers.”
Baby bump or binge drinker bulge?
well if it’s a baby bump then she dated a marvel comics penciler
Why is he yelling at that poor lesbian with the beard?
She probably thinks he’s Dane Cook.
Do THAT many people like Dane Cook? I would have sworn it was under 10.
I think she is giving him her autograph…not the other way around.
This is what the “before” version of a Mark Ryden painting looks like.
He Kutchered the beautiful out of her.
I didn’t realize the Kardashians had a fanny pack line.
Suddenly I feel like going bowling.
Love Ray Liotta. I would!!
Her dress and boobs are both spectacular, but the fitting is awful.
Make fun if you want but I think the fact a raccoon can even stand up in heels is to be admired
I think Liberty needs to be freed from the tyranny of the disloyal.
The men have little pockets in their shorts to keep extra tennis balls in, which is probably more comfortable than just sticking a couple in your big ass panties.
Those aren’t tennis balls she’s carrying…
AKA, the white RuPaul.
You know you have an awesome rack when you hire a guy just to push people out of the way yelling “Make room!”
She looks like Goldie Hawn and the rhyming mouse from Today’s Special had a child
“You, Mr. Perfect body in a speedo… You have stolen my heart…”
PLEASE! No more JNL.
“What do you mean ‘Fetch the captain his dinner and draw him a bath’?”
I LOL’ed.
That’s his only shirt.
Yeah, I bet hangs it on his Academy Award.
masturbating in Milan.
Based on those hard nipples I’d say she’s almost there.
Can I kiss you? Please? Can I kiss you on the mouth? Do you wanna kiss me? Ah, forget it. I’m really drunk.
He must be working on his kerchief tying merit badge.
Fortunately she was able to quickly enter the General Lee and speed off…evading Boss Hogg and Sheriff Rosco Coltrane once again!
Fuck you my friend.
So her other car has a Confederate flag on top?
Is it really confrontation or more likely the sharing of a mutually regrettable memory?
Lesbian spanking is the new Pilates.
Are we spanking lesbians or getting spanked by lesbians? No matter, I’m in.
My underwear is now fllled with “Celebrity Juice.”
I would fuck the crazy out of her. I have a lot of free time.
Or just fuck her like crazy?
Even after putting up his “Accessible” sign, nobody came up and asked Tobey Maguire for his autograph.
Is this just an incredibly long and involved Punk’d, where Ashton gets her to date him and he has sex with her and feeds her fried chicken 5 times a day and then he pops out from behind a curtain and is all, “You’ve been PUNK’D!”
And then she takes a handful of oxy with a bourbon chaser.
Now this boys and girls is the picture of the week!!!
She told her personal trainer she wants each limb to be the same circumference as her waist. 2 down, 2 to go.