The Crap We Missed – Thursday 8.28.14

August 28th, 2014 // 330 Comments

Welcome to Thurday’s The Crap We Missed which will be your last one for the week, because I’m off tomorrow and no, not to wash Fish’s car in a bikini. Again. Anyway, you’ll also notice the gallery is a little light, because when I blow off work, I go big. So, enjoy almost seeing Halle Berry‘s vagina, or totally seeing it, I don’t know, I ran away screaming “ICKY!!” before I got a good look, Will Forte‘s bird nest beard that I hope to Christ is for MacGruber 2, and Kris Jenner with Dean Cain proving beyond a shadow of a doubt he’s broke as shit, because this exact conversation happened.

“For that price, it’s either me or the big one and she’s only on sale this week until she gets reshod.”
“I don’t know, ma’am, I’m so hungry, does any of it come with bread?”

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Larry King Wife Shawn King Selfie
    Slappy Magoo
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    No Siri, I said Embalming Fluid! EMBALMING FLUID!

  2. Kris Jenner Shirt Blowing Up Leather Pants Dean Cain
    Hmm
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    “Yeah I’m broke, fuck it, I’ll marry Khloe. Where do I sign?”

  3. Will Forte Huge Bushy Beard Life Of Crime Premiere
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    I’ll have to admit that’s a better beard than Shayna Taylor.

  4. Larry King Wife Shawn King Selfie
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    This is the face she automatically makes while watching a bank transfer.

  5. Paris Hilton Butt Upskirt DJ Performance Amnesia Club
    Hmm
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    So, how many ping pong balls did she shoot out of her vagina?

  6. Lea Michele Muscular Legs Heels Minidress 71st Venice Film Festival
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    Andy Samberg in drag.

  7. Jennifer Aniston Cleavage Legs Minidress Life Of Crime Premiere
    Hmm
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    ” They got what, married? Are you serious? “

  8. Francesca Eastwood Cleavage Midriff Crop Top Warwick Nightclub
    Hmm
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    She looks like she has excellent potential.

  9. Lea Michele Muscular Legs Heels Minidress 71st Venice Film Festival
    Hmm
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    Bitch you are no Penelope Cruz. Get back in your hole.

  10. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Kanye West The Little Door Restaurant
    Hmm
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    If he stripped down naked he would be invisible to the paps.

  11. Halle Berry Crotch Daisy Dukes Almost Wardrobe Malfunction
    Hmm
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    Having a hard time reconciling with the whole not sticking your dick in crazy advice right now.

  12. Jessica Lowndes Cleavage Instagram
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    Looks like a much sexier young Courtney Cox.

  13. Debra Messing Dillan Arrick The Mysteries Of Laura Set
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    Not pictured : Acting.

  14. Lea Michele Muscular Legs Heels Minidress 71st Venice Film Festival
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    That chick from “Castle” is hot!!!

  15. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Kanye West The Little Door Restaurant
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    “Lord, what the hell did I ever do to deser– Oh thats right, I’m Kanye West.”

  16. Will Forte Huge Bushy Beard Life Of Crime Premiere
    Ibsy
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    Honestly thought this was Christian Bale.

  17. Crystal Hefner Cleavage Instaram
    cc
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    ….shortly after filling her head with Great Stuff.

  18. Jessica Lowndes Cleavage Instagram
    RocketInMyPocket
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    Now SHE knows how to Internet.

  19. Halle Berry Crotch Daisy Dukes Almost Wardrobe Malfunction
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    Damn! So close! I’ll get you next time, Berry!

  20. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
    broduhjenenr
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    dude, I thought our supply of photoshop ran out yesterday in that pic with Jlo and Iggy, looks like there is plenty left.

  21. Will Forte Huge Bushy Beard Life Of Crime Premiere
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    Love this guy.

  22. Emma Stone Cleavage Birdman Premiere 71st Venice Film Festival Opening Ceremony
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    She’s pretty cool. I prefer when she dresses her age and not like Diane Keaton.

  23. Paris Hilton Butt Upskirt DJ Performance Amnesia Club
    acad
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    who invited Frank Gorshin to the club?

  24. Corey Feldman Checkered Cardigan Sweater Prostitutes
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    Is the one in the leopard print his girlfriend? She’s always with him. Or is she his bottom bitch.

  25. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
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    Fuck yeah. She’s fucking hot.

  26. Elizabeth Berkeley Cleavage Legs Short Shorts
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    Those are some great tits.

  27. Anastasia Ashley Butt Thong Bikini Instagram
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    She knows how to do Instagram right.

  28. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Legs Minidress Charity Series Of Poker
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    Not her best look, but still better than most.

  29. Debra Messing Dillan Arrick The Mysteries Of Laura Set
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    Dead, but the hat is still perfectly on her head?

  30. Lea Michele Muscular Legs Heels Minidress 71st Venice Film Festival
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    What did she do to her face? It didn’t help.

  31. Pierce Brosnan Derpface Avoiding Fan LAX
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    “Mr. Celebrity man! I’m a big fan! Could you sign this and make it out to “Ebay” please?”

  32. Larry King Wife Shawn King Selfie
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    Senile Larry thinks he’s getting a blow job right now.

  33. Kris Jenner Shirt Blowing Up Leather Pants Dean Cain
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    Even though she was wearing thick pants, Dean knew better than to look!

  34. Anastasia Ashley Butt Thong Bikini Instagram
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    “Riddle me this, Batman! Many consider them a delicacy, but when is it not enjoyable eating crabs?”

  35. Paris Hilton Butt Upskirt DJ Performance Amnesia Club
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    “Riddle me this, Batman! Many consider them a delicacy, but when is it not enjoyable eating crabs?”

  36. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
    themapeshotel
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    Its funny how she always forgets that we get to see what she looks like outside of photo shoots and thus she isn’t fooling anyone.

  37. Emma Stone Cleavage Birdman Premiere 71st Venice Film Festival Opening Ceremony
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    She’s adorable.

  38. Elizabeth Berkeley Cleavage Legs Short Shorts
    Flatliner
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    I miss the warble

  39. Kris Jenner Shirt Blowing Up Leather Pants Dean Cain
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    She handed him 20 bucks and sent him on his way.

  40. Mel B Butt Tight Pants Americas Got Talent Post Show
    Ralph
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    More lip filler, Please.

  41. Corey Feldman Checkered Cardigan Sweater Prostitutes
    BlackManUSAonTwitter
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    “I’m 6 coke lines away from being Charlie Sheen!!”

    • Miss_Moppet

      Six? I did a double take when I saw the picture. I’m still not 100% that it ISN’T Charlie Sheen.

  42. Debra Messing Dillan Arrick The Mysteries Of Laura Set
    #$&%@!
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    dammit, way to drop a spoiler for the show.

  43. George Clooney Suit Orange Flip Flops Nespresso Commercial Set
    BlackManUSAonTwitter
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    “Watch. Even in these flip flops…Come here bitches.”

  44. Jessica Lowndes Cleavage Instagram
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    Jessica’s Mounds.

  45. Rose McGowan Legs Cleavage Demin Romper Chateau Marmont
    Dumbkopf
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    Who’s this guy & why is he dressed in drag?

  46. Rose McGowan Legs Cleavage Demin Romper Chateau Marmont
    Slappy Magoo
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    Proof that someone doesn’t have to be asleep to fall for the “hand in cold water” gag.

  47. Corey Feldman Checkered Cardigan Sweater Prostitutes
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    Hookers? These two classy ladies? Getouttatown.

  48. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
    Voice of Reisling
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    Left a nice stain on the white chair.

  49. George Clooney Suit Orange Flip Flops Nespresso Commercial Set
    anonymous
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    When the “Most Interesting Man in the World” needs advice…he calls George Clooney.

  50. Jessica Lowndes Cleavage Instagram
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    Please take my penis. Do with it what you will. I need you to have my penis. I just want you involved with my penis. Whatever that entails.

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