The Crap We Missed – Thursday 8.28.14

August 28th, 2014 // 330 Comments

Welcome to Thurday’s The Crap We Missed which will be your last one for the week, because I’m off tomorrow and no, not to wash Fish’s car in a bikini. Again. Anyway, you’ll also notice the gallery is a little light, because when I blow off work, I go big. So, enjoy almost seeing Halle Berry‘s vagina, or totally seeing it, I don’t know, I ran away screaming “ICKY!!” before I got a good look, Will Forte‘s bird nest beard that I hope to Christ is for MacGruber 2, and Kris Jenner with Dean Cain proving beyond a shadow of a doubt he’s broke as shit, because this exact conversation happened.

“For that price, it’s either me or the big one and she’s only on sale this week until she gets reshod.”
“I don’t know, ma’am, I’m so hungry, does any of it come with bread?”

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Jennifer Aniston Cleavage Legs Minidress Life Of Crime Premiere
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Just counting down the days until Justin Theroux leaves for for a girl on The Leftovers.

  2. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Kanye West The Little Door Restaurant
    yourmom
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    “You signed the fucking contract. 2 public appearances a month. You signed it. We’re going to dinner, and that’s final.”

  3. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Kanye West The Little Door Restaurant
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    The Fat Lady and her Gayfish.

  4. Heidi Klum Butt Tight Jeans Breast Cancer Awareness PSA
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    That is the ass of a woman who has an ass I don’t have any interest in seeing.

  5. Heidi Klum Butt Tight Jeans Breast Cancer Awareness PSA
    cc
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    Geez, the guy in the grey t-shirt needs to chill the fuck out.

  6. Larry King Wife Shawn King Selfie
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    The activia app. Just say how badly you want to poop and we will located a pharmacy reseller near you.

  7. Jennifer Aniston Cleavage Legs Minidress Life Of Crime Premiere
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    “Yes, i fucking heard, ok?”

  8. Halle Berry Crotch Daisy Dukes Almost Wardrobe Malfunction
    eddieM
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    mmm old lady dude pussy

  9. Corey Feldman Checkered Cardigan Sweater Prostitutes
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    Those are WOMEN’S sunglasses George
    (To paraphrase Seinfeld)

  10. Emma Stone Cleavage Birdman Premiere 71st Venice Film Festival Opening Ceremony
    Michael
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    Doctor! Breast Implants! STAT!

  11. Corey Feldman Checkered Cardigan Sweater Prostitutes
    Jonah hill
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    Hmm , I wanna hate but dude is getting way more pussy than me, Hookers or not. I pray that someday I can be as big a loser as him

  12. Kris Jenner Shirt Blowing Up Leather Pants Dean Cain
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    “Fly Superman!! Fly!!! Here, I shall get you off the ground with this earth-shaking fart.”
    “Mrs. Jenner, I’m just here for the audition. You said something about Golden Showers 2, escape from Mt. Doom?”

  13. Paris Hilton Butt Upskirt DJ Performance Amnesia Club
    Michael
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    Who’s the dork dressed up like Riddler and dancing on top of a promo for that dogshit Cameron Diaz movie from this summer?

  14. Kris Jenner Shirt Blowing Up Leather Pants Dean Cain
    Short Round
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    From between those legs spawned an evil empire of soulless succubi… There is no punchline just the horrifying fact.

  15. Pierce Brosnan Derpface Avoiding Fan LAX
    cc
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    Hey mister, my grandma asked me to get your autograph.

  16. Kris Jenner Shirt Blowing Up Leather Pants Dean Cain
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    run Chinese Superman…run

  17. Lea Michele Muscular Legs Heels Minidress 71st Venice Film Festival
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    Sandra Bernhard is looking pretty good for her age.

  18. Anastasia Ashley Butt Thong Bikini Instagram
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    So, will she die if she goes too far away from the ocean, or what?

  19. Francesca Eastwood Cleavage Midriff Crop Top Warwick Nightclub
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    what a coincidence…my fly is open too

  20. Anastasia Ashley Butt Thong Bikini Instagram
    Short Round
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    I still don’t get it. Could you come out and run into the ocean again to explain you have a great ass?

  21. George Clooney Suit Orange Flip Flops Nespresso Commercial Set
    Eejut
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    The things some people have to do for 10 million dollars….

  22. Emma Stone Cleavage Birdman Premiere 71st Venice Film Festival Opening Ceremony
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    I am really excited about this Birdman movie. Trailers look really great.

  23. Halle Berry Crotch Daisy Dukes Almost Wardrobe Malfunction
    cajunhawk
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    Can you make me feel good?

  24. Francesca Eastwood Cleavage Midriff Crop Top Warwick Nightclub
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    She’s already half undressed. This should be easy.

  25. Larry King Wife Shawn King Selfie
    cc
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    The moment you uncover your wife’s selfie of her giving a blowjob,

  26. Debra Messing Dillan Arrick The Mysteries Of Laura Set
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    well, I won’t be watching that.

  27. Mel B Butt Tight Pants Americas Got Talent Post Show
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    Her elbows look like puffies.

  28. Debra Messing Dillan Arrick The Mysteries Of Laura Set
    Short Round
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    Noooo! This cannot be my career. Why?! Why?!

  29. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Legs Minidress Charity Series Of Poker
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    WTF? Her head looks to big for her body. I usually love this one.

  30. Debra Messing Dillan Arrick The Mysteries Of Laura Set
    fred
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    “All I said was, ‘I look forward to working with you for a really, really, really long time on this show!’”

  31. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Kanye West The Little Door Restaurant
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    Sympathy for Kanye is not an emotion I was prepared for.

  32. Halle Berry Crotch Daisy Dukes Almost Wardrobe Malfunction
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    It’s a trap! Don’t go in!

  33. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Kanye West The Little Door Restaurant
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    “Boo, why do they always ask you if you like fish sticks?”

  34. Jude Law Yellow Teeth 71st Venice Film Festival
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    He was looking at that old man in the reflection. Not realizing it was actually him…

  35. Will Forte Huge Bushy Beard Life Of Crime Premiere
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    Nick Nolte here I come!

  36. Kris Jenner Shirt Blowing Up Leather Pants Dean Cain
    cc
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    ‘Oh, hi Jon, how are things going with you and Kate?’

  37. George Clooney Suit Orange Flip Flops Nespresso Commercial Set
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    Clearly George Clooney’s memories are better than anything any of us will ever experience for the rest of our miserable lives.

  38. Anastasia Ashley Butt Thong Bikini Instagram
    cc
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    Instagram does have some redeeming qualities.

  39. Debra Messing Dillan Arrick The Mysteries Of Laura Set
    Derek
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    I bet this show will be a Smash

  40. Halle Berry Crotch Daisy Dukes Almost Wardrobe Malfunction
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    “Be careful when getting out of the boat, it tends to snatch your legs out from under you.”

  41. Heidi Klum Butt Tight Jeans Breast Cancer Awareness PSA
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    Too bad about that tiny ass, those legs are thigh though…

  42. Pierce Brosnan Derpface Avoiding Fan LAX
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    “make that guy go away before I James Bond his ass.. “

  43. Halle Berry Crotch Daisy Dukes Almost Wardrobe Malfunction
    Stinky
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    Thank you. I can die now.

  44. Will Forte Huge Bushy Beard Life Of Crime Premiere
    Hmm
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    “Hopefully no one notices I am not Zach Galifianakis and I can get a job in The Hangover 4. “

  45. Emma Stone Cleavage Birdman Premiere 71st Venice Film Festival Opening Ceremony
    Hmm
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    Fuck she’s hot.

  46. Corey Feldman Checkered Cardigan Sweater Prostitutes
    Hmm
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    Where the fuck is he getting money to hire these chicks all the time? Does he have some huge secret stash of Michael Jackson hush money he has never told anyone about?

  47. Elizabeth Berkeley Cleavage Legs Short Shorts
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    Nice milky honkers.

  48. George Clooney Suit Orange Flip Flops Nespresso Commercial Set
    Hmm
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    The look of a man whose life is pretty fucking great.

  49. Pierce Brosnan Derpface Avoiding Fan LAX
    Hmm
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    He just noticed Ray J standing above with his penis in his hand waiting to pee on the Kardashians when they walked by.

  50. George Clooney Suit Orange Flip Flops Nespresso Commercial Set
    Slappy Magoo
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    Let the International Smell George Clooney’s Fingers Day COMMENCE!

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