The Crap We Missed – Thursday 8.28.14

August 28th, 2014 // 330 Comments

Welcome to Thurday’s The Crap We Missed which will be your last one for the week, because I’m off tomorrow and no, not to wash Fish’s car in a bikini. Again. Anyway, you’ll also notice the gallery is a little light, because when I blow off work, I go big. So, enjoy almost seeing Halle Berry‘s vagina, or totally seeing it, I don’t know, I ran away screaming “ICKY!!” before I got a good look, Will Forte‘s bird nest beard that I hope to Christ is for MacGruber 2, and Kris Jenner with Dean Cain proving beyond a shadow of a doubt he’s broke as shit, because this exact conversation happened.

“For that price, it’s either me or the big one and she’s only on sale this week until she gets reshod.”
“I don’t know, ma’am, I’m so hungry, does any of it come with bread?”

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Pierce Brosnan Derpface Avoiding Fan LAX
    HarrisonFordsCatheter
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    Even he draws the line at signing a picture of Daniel Craig.

  2. George Clooney Suit Orange Flip Flops Nespresso Commercial Set
    ThrewUpInMyMouth
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    George is using the acting technique of visualizing his upcoming scene …

    … when Amal rips him a new one because they look like the Kardashians compared to Brad and Angelina.

    Yes, George; you are going to discover just as Catherine the Great did that some rides are fatal.

  3. Heidi Klum Butt Tight Jeans Breast Cancer Awareness PSA
    ThrewUpInMyMouth
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    PSA? Titled “Don’t Fvck the Hired Hands”?

  4. Rose McGowan Legs Cleavage Demin Romper Chateau Marmont
    HarrisonFordsCatheter
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    Looking pale, tired, and heavily drugged at the Chateau Marmont always ends well.

  5. Corey Feldman Checkered Cardigan Sweater Prostitutes
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    I think the leopard prostitute might have just had some leftovers of her abortion fall on the ground.

  6. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Kanye West The Little Door Restaurant
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    The body language (or lack thereof) between these two has just always been odd. They rarely walk side by side.

  7. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
    Anita Berber's Addictions
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    Either Coco’s toned it down a bit, or the laws of physics finally apply to Photoshop.

  8. Larry King Wife Shawn King Selfie
    ThrewUpInMyMouth
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    If cuckold is what you call someone whose wife is screwing another guy …

    … what do you call a guy whose wife is blowing a horse?

  9. Kris Jenner Shirt Blowing Up Leather Pants Dean Cain
    HarrisonFordsCatheter
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    Guess we know who’s going to be the co-star in Kylie’s sex tape.

  10. Rose McGowan Legs Cleavage Demin Romper Chateau Marmont
    ThrewUpInMyMouth
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    Arriving high or Leaving high?

    Inquiring minds want to know.

  11. Larry King Wife Shawn King Selfie
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    His face always looks like he just pooped, is pooping, or is going to poop in the immediate future because all of that is true.

  12. Lea Michele Muscular Legs Heels Minidress 71st Venice Film Festival
    Jess L
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    yuck, her nose is so distracting. She looks like Broomhilda the witch

  13. Paris Hilton Butt Upskirt DJ Performance Amnesia Club
    HarrisonFordsCatheter
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    When did Arkham Asylum start letting in any old whore?

  14. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
    cc
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    Does this do anything OTHER than posing for pictures?

  15. Halle Berry Crotch Daisy Dukes Almost Wardrobe Malfunction
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    Stolen from TendonFetish.com

  16. Rose McGowan Legs Cleavage Demin Romper Chateau Marmont
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    Liza Minnelli, circa 1974.

  17. Anastasia Ashley Butt Thong Bikini Instagram
    ThrewUpInMyMouth
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    Are there NO great white sharks in the Pacific?!?

    There’s an endless supply of photo-chum in the shallows!!!

  18. Jennifer Aniston Cleavage Legs Minidress Life Of Crime Premiere
    HarrisonFordsCatheter
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    The One Where Rachel’s Tits Sag To The Ground

  19. Jennifer Aniston Cleavage Legs Minidress Life Of Crime Premiere
    ThrewUpInMyMouth
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    How would you look after getting “The Call” from Brad on the way to the premiere?

    (Remind me NEVER to piss off Angelina Jolie in the slightest way, shape or form.)

  20. Francesca Eastwood Cleavage Midriff Crop Top Warwick Nightclub
    HarrisonFordsCatheter
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    “OMG, I forgot something….What WAS it?….Oh yeah, my CAREER!”

  21. Heidi Klum Butt Tight Jeans Breast Cancer Awareness PSA
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    Sponge Heidi square ass.

  22. Kris Jenner Shirt Blowing Up Leather Pants Dean Cain
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    Rehearsal for an evening on the town.

  23. Debra Messing Dillan Arrick The Mysteries Of Laura Set
    HarrisonFordsCatheter
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    Is the mystery “Why is anyone is still hiring Debra Messing?”

  24. Larry King Wife Shawn King Selfie
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    This is how she got everything she has.

  25. Kris Jenner Shirt Blowing Up Leather Pants Dean Cain
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    PPPPPPFFFFFFFFTTTTTTT……………

  26. Debra Messing Dillan Arrick The Mysteries Of Laura Set
    ThrewUpInMyMouth
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    I told you what would happen if you cast any redhead younger looking than me for the show.

    Now dump her in the ocean and let’s get the first scene shot. We’re professionals people – shake it off!

  27. Brooke Burke Charvet Cleavage
    HarrisonFordsCatheter
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    When you’re a C-grade hooker, you have to go that extra mile to show your customers you appreciate them.

  28. Jessica Lowndes Cleavage Instagram
    The Most Interesting
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    All that AND no toe-thumbs.

  29. Jude Law Yellow Teeth 71st Venice Film Festival
    Short Round
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    Fucked three models on my way here. My other car is a yacht. I can drink any man under the table. And you want me to get excited about a lion statue?! HA! I AM A LION!

  30. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Kanye West The Little Door Restaurant
    it had to be said
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    The face of a gay man who just realized he married a woman not with “dat ass” but with THAT ass. Poor, poor Kany . . . nah. He’s a tool too.

  31. Kris Jenner Shirt Blowing Up Leather Pants Dean Cain
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    Thank god she’s wearing pants!

  32. Halle Berry Crotch Daisy Dukes Almost Wardrobe Malfunction
    Short Round
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    Do not look!
    Do not look!
    Do not look!
    Damn!…

  33. Debra Messing Dillan Arrick The Mysteries Of Laura Set
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    You just got fork stabbed!

  34. Paris Hilton Butt Upskirt DJ Performance Amnesia Club
    Don Draper's Dad
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    The Amnesia Club! Amnesia is what you’ll want after walking in!

  35. Halle Berry Crotch Daisy Dukes Almost Wardrobe Malfunction
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    I can just hear it whispering to me: Have you ever danced with the devil by a pale moonlight?

  36. Lea Michele Muscular Legs Heels Minidress 71st Venice Film Festival
    Don Draper's Dad
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    The Schnozzberries taste like Schonzzberries.

  37. Lea Michele Muscular Legs Heels Minidress 71st Venice Film Festival
    HarrisonFordsCatheter
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    This is the last time I let my kid make me a dress in his kindergarten arts and crafts hour.

  38. Jude Law Yellow Teeth 71st Venice Film Festival
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    Is he filming the “before” segment for a Crest Whitestrips commercial?

  39. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Kanye West The Little Door Restaurant
    HarrisonFordsCatheter
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    You have to pity the photographer who has to decide the exposure setting on THAT one.

  40. Corey Feldman Checkered Cardigan Sweater Prostitutes
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    Sure but when I look at Chloe Moretz pictures I practically see Chris Hansen through the window….

  41. Will Forte Huge Bushy Beard Life Of Crime Premiere
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    Looks like his “forte” is growing hair.

  42. George Clooney Suit Orange Flip Flops Nespresso Commercial Set
    cc
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    So I had that Italian chicks’ ass in one hand and Keibler’s ass in the other and was thinking to myself ‘who do I keep fucking’ and, jesus, I wonder if I look as smug as I feel right now.

  43. Corey Feldman Checkered Cardigan Sweater Prostitutes
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    Going to the golf course you have to class it up. Hence the leopard pattern hooker dress.

  44. Elizabeth Berkeley Cleavage Legs Short Shorts
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    Anyone else want to motorboat those while trying to sing “She’s a maniac”?

  45. Corey Feldman Checkered Cardigan Sweater Prostitutes
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    He seems to always have that same taller hooker with him. She’s either very loyal, or he just uses the same small “talent” agency every time.

  46. Jessica Lowndes Cleavage Instagram
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    All those pretty pictures of her she released lately only highlight how shitting her agent is at getting her acting gigs.
    I mean, if Megan Fox can find employment…

  47. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Kanye West The Little Door Restaurant
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    He needs a shirt with a big “Oversized Load” sign on the back.

  48. Elizabeth Berkeley Cleavage Legs Short Shorts
    HarrisonFordsCatheter
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    Looks like they had to really reinforce that pole.

  49. George Clooney Suit Orange Flip Flops Nespresso Commercial Set
    Short Round
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    Some work a lifetime to be so above it all they can afford not to give a shit. Others are born that way.

  50. Corey Feldman Checkered Cardigan Sweater Prostitutes
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    this has to be the low point of a person’s career. You work your entire life to build the respect of your peers, rise to the top of your field…and then you get photographed out with Corey Feldman.

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