The Crap We Missed – Thursday 8.28.14

August 28th, 2014 // 330 Comments

Welcome to Thurday’s The Crap We Missed which will be your last one for the week, because I’m off tomorrow and no, not to wash Fish’s car in a bikini. Again. Anyway, you’ll also notice the gallery is a little light, because when I blow off work, I go big. So, enjoy almost seeing Halle Berry‘s vagina, or totally seeing it, I don’t know, I ran away screaming “ICKY!!” before I got a good look, Will Forte‘s bird nest beard that I hope to Christ is for MacGruber 2, and Kris Jenner with Dean Cain proving beyond a shadow of a doubt he’s broke as shit, because this exact conversation happened.

“For that price, it’s either me or the big one and she’s only on sale this week until she gets reshod.”
“I don’t know, ma’am, I’m so hungry, does any of it come with bread?”

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Jessica Lowndes Cleavage Instagram
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    This is pretty representative of what greets me when I come home from work.

  2. Halle Berry Crotch Daisy Dukes Almost Wardrobe Malfunction
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    Everything looks ship shape.

  3. Will Forte Huge Bushy Beard Life Of Crime Premiere
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    Someone bring this guy up to date on the playoffs.

  4. Larry King Wife Shawn King Selfie
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    “HE SAID, ‘SIRI, WHERE CAN I FIND A NEW HEART?’!”

  5. Corey Feldman Checkered Cardigan Sweater Prostitutes
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    He buys two so at least they can interact with one another during the many slow moments of a Corey Feldman evening on the town; it takes some of the conversational pressures off of him.

  6. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Legs Minidress Charity Series Of Poker
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    WTF?
    Joanna looks haggard & her torso is almost entirely covered. This ain’t right.

  7. Corey Feldman Checkered Cardigan Sweater Prostitutes
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    That Goonies money isn’t going to spend itself.

  8. Halle Berry Crotch Daisy Dukes Almost Wardrobe Malfunction
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    You can almost see the monster’s balls.

  9. Kris Jenner Shirt Blowing Up Leather Pants Dean Cain
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    The moment when the devil comes to collect on Dean Cain’s contract. He should ask for a jury from hell, like Homer did.

  10. Paris Hilton Butt Upskirt DJ Performance Amnesia Club
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    Is that Jim Carey dressed up as the Riddler in the back ground?

  11. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Legs Minidress Charity Series Of Poker
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    Dis how chicken go all in

  12. Corey Feldman Checkered Cardigan Sweater Prostitutes
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    He brought Darlene Conner along as one of his dates?

  13. Corey Feldman Checkered Cardigan Sweater Prostitutes
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    We represent the broken-whore Guild,
    The broken-whore Guild,
    The broken-whore Guild
    And in the name of the broken-whore Guild,
    We wish to welcome you to STD-land.

  14. Jude Law Yellow Teeth 71st Venice Film Festival
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    Somewhere Christian Slater is yelling “Nicholson is *MY* schtick, FUCKER!”

  15. Heidi Klum Butt Tight Jeans Breast Cancer Awareness PSA
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    That’s the good old VW Type 2 Squareback.

  16. Emma Stone Cleavage Birdman Premiere 71st Venice Film Festival Opening Ceremony
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    I can just imagine how white her ass. In fact, I’m imagining it right now.

  17. Larry King Wife Shawn King Selfie
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    Does he just have a permanent sneer now?

  18. Corey Feldman Checkered Cardigan Sweater Prostitutes
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    I didn’t know it was Bring Your Daughter To Work Day.

  19. Elizabeth Berkeley Cleavage Legs Short Shorts
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    She’s starring in low-girls now.

  20. Brooke Burke Charvet Cleavage
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    She’s using her boobs to try and distract people from her rampant alcoholism. I bet you didn’t even notice that bottle of flavoured vodka in her hand.

  21. Emma Stone Cleavage Birdman Premiere 71st Venice Film Festival Opening Ceremony
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    Great dress, perfect make-up, buzz for latest film at VIFF …

    … all turned to dog shit by Angelina Jolie.

    Emma does the “Aniston Grimace”

  22. Paris Hilton Butt Upskirt DJ Performance Amnesia Club
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    Riddle me this, Batman: What has herpes and two eyes that point at different things, yet somehow manages to make $350,000 to push “play” on some asshole’s iPod?

  23. Corey Feldman Checkered Cardigan Sweater Prostitutes
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    Well, nown that his line of credit’s maxed out, he’s been reduced to collecting cans on recycling day.

  24. Jennifer Aniston Cleavage Legs Minidress Life Of Crime Premiere
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    Things are looking down in Aniston’s world.

  25. Lea Michele Muscular Legs Heels Minidress 71st Venice Film Festival
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    I just want to run in their and shove her into the water.

  26. Paris Hilton Butt Upskirt DJ Performance Amnesia Club
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    Performing what, exactly? BJ techniques?

  27. Jude Law Yellow Teeth 71st Venice Film Festival
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    Nice teeth. Almost green.

  28. Will Forte Huge Bushy Beard Life Of Crime Premiere
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    This is the pic they’ll show after the tragic end, in the section where the narrator says “Things were just never the same for Will after he left Saturday Night Live….”

  29. Paris Hilton Butt Upskirt DJ Performance Amnesia Club
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    “Starring Billy Elliot as the Riddler, and DJ Valtrex as herself!”

  30. Jennifer Aniston Cleavage Legs Minidress Life Of Crime Premiere
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    Permanent bitchface.

  31. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Kanye West The Little Door Restaurant
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    You people need to stop raping Kanye and Kim. I mean taking pictures of them. They’re the same thing right?

  32. Corey Feldman Checkered Cardigan Sweater Prostitutes
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    Schmuck KNOWS a picture with an underage hooker goes nowhere sandwiched between Ariana’s Hooker Outfit and Brange’s wedding news.

  33. Jessica Lowndes Cleavage Instagram
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    Pretty sure I’d come before it got to her mouth.

  34. Emma Stone Cleavage Birdman Premiere 71st Venice Film Festival Opening Ceremony
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    Not-Jennifer-Lawrence is so fucking hot.

  35. Larry King Wife Shawn King Selfie
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    “Uh oh, there’s a problem. I don’t know what dickity means. Can you try again?”

  36. Crystal Hefner Cleavage Instaram
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    When is a blade runner going to come along and retire this skinjob?

  37. Larry King Wife Shawn King Selfie
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    Poor Shawn…

    She’s had this ancient mother fucker in her dead pool for so many years.

    Payday’s coming.

  38. Mel B Butt Tight Pants Americas Got Talent Post Show
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    “America’s Got Nutcracker Thighs”.

  39. Corey Feldman Checkered Cardigan Sweater Prostitutes
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    You have to respect him for always going in on that bulk year-long 2-for-1 package. The boy knows how to economize.

  40. Lea Michele Muscular Legs Heels Minidress 71st Venice Film Festival
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    Her name can anagram to all chime eel.

    Now you know.

  41. Rose McGowan Legs Cleavage Demin Romper Chateau Marmont
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    “Well, I’ve never been asked to do eyebrows in an I know something important and I’m not going to tell you style, but it’s your dollar.”

  42. Debra Messing Dillan Arrick The Mysteries Of Laura Set
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    That’s what she gets for wearing that hat with that dress.

  43. George Clooney Suit Orange Flip Flops Nespresso Commercial Set
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    Losing the “I bet even you can’t make flip-flops sexy” challenge.

  44. Paris Hilton Butt Upskirt DJ Performance Amnesia Club
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    “The Riddler, Thing, and Paris Hilton..”

    “Batmans enemy, Adams Family, and aww fuck it, STDs.”

  45. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Kanye West The Little Door Restaurant
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    I don’t blame him for looking glum. All the paps remind him if his father.

  46. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Kanye West The Little Door Restaurant
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    If the restaurant is called The Little Door, how did he fit his ego, and how did she fit her ass?

  47. Heidi Klum Butt Tight Jeans Breast Cancer Awareness PSA
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    Those Kardashian bitches stole her ass!!!

  48. Crystal Hefner Cleavage Instaram
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    This is the worst figure Madame Tussauds has put out in a while.

  49. Francesca Eastwood Cleavage Midriff Crop Top Warwick Nightclub
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    So I googled her cause I wanted to check out more pics of her. Turns out she married Jonah Hill’s brother in Vegas after a drinking binge. So she’s fun…and easy.

  50. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Legs Minidress Charity Series Of Poker
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    Heroin chic chicken.

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