The Crap We Missed – Thursday 8.27.15

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, a post with no racial divisiveness whatsoever. Regardless of ancestry, this is a place where we can all come together and laugh at Snooki forcing her cheating husband out into daylight, Woody Allen falling down on rocks, and Simon Cowell finally showing the true face of fatherhood. May the schadenfreude flow through us, one and all, and if anyone out there can locate Coco’s missing vulva, Ice-T sure would be grateful if you could just drop it in the mail. Thing pops right back on.

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