The Crap We Missed – Thursday 8.25.11

August 25th, 2011 // 469 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which is full of highly offensive images like Janice Dickinson smearing herself on some dogshit, poor, poor dogshit, John Stamos raising the bar on child seduction (Looking at you, Skarsgard), and Taylor Lautner‘s comic book cover is the straightest thing you’ll ever see in your life. Ryan Murphy wants to punch it in the face it’s so straight.

Ali Larter and the reason her son will be hosting sleepovers until he leaves for college is your Final Five,

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Stephen Moyer
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    Now THAT’S Swayze-Crazy.

  2. Robert Englund
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    Is that the guy that played Jason? On the right?

  3. Ali Larter Tight Jeans Butt
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    Her legs are translucent. That’s witch-hot right there.

  4. Taylor Lautner Comic Book
    G
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    whats up with the cleavage?

  5. Janice Dickinson Dog Poop
    Frank The Duck
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    Hello, Hello….. is this “I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant?”

  6. Al Pacino Son Anton
    Frank The Duck
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    Actually the kid is 25 – Pacino is so old that he only makes him look 12…

  7. Paula Labaredas
    Frank The Duck
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    Nothing like a candid shot… someone forgot to “shop” the shadow….

  8. Courteney Cox See Through Shirt Bra No Make Up
    Frank The Duck
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    Plastic surgery and emaciation give your face a very natural look…

  9. Al Pacino Son Anton
    Lewdown
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    Just when I thought I was out – Skarsgard pulls me back in.

  10. Tori Spelling Pregnant
    R
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    The third White Chick?

  11. Anne Hathaway
    Coco
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    She must be eating the high-fiber dust.

  12. Trya Banks Cirque Du Soleil
    Chris
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    Why would I want to see a show about Texarkana?

  13. Trya Banks Cirque Du Soleil
    jmort
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    I guess that’s her new “smeyes”ing

  14. Rihanna Snorkeling Black Dress
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    “I tell you, mon, when I got up dis mornin’ dey was a fishes tail!”

  15. Rihanna Snorkeling Black Dress
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    “I am too a mermaid! Just look at my…huh?…what the fuck?”

  16. Janice Dickinson Dog Poop
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    “I’m sorry! I simply can’t play hopscotch until someone draws the squares on the sidewalk.”

  17. John Stamos
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    “Little girl, I just gave your mommy $500 and that should last until you’re 18.”

  18. John Stamos
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    “DO NOT call me Pappa-san!”

  19. Anne Hathaway
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    “I try, and I try, and I still can’t whistle.”

  20. Alfonso Ribeiro
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    “The guy on the phone said to stand on Lionel Barrymore and have the ransom with me.”

  21. Tori Spelling Pregnant
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    Advice to her husband: Next time that’s the hole to put your dick into. THEN you don’t have to worry about her walking around with a pumpkin in her britches. Get it?

  22. Al Pacino Son Anton
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    NOTE TO CELEBRITIES: Sewn into your garments you’ll find these things we peons call “pockets.” They are there so you don’t have to CARRY YOUR FUCKING CELLPHONES everywhere you go!

  23. Morgan Freeman One Glove
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    “Yessir, yours was the brown Cadillac?”

  24. Chris Hemsworth
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    “Hey, you. Mister. Where do you think you’re going with my groceries?”

  25. Carla Gugino No Make Up
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    Lovely Carla Gugino searching for her hairbrush.

  26. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini
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    The first picture of her in about 10 years in which she doesn’t look like the walking dead .

  27. Morgan Freeman One Glove
    frcrkr
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    Has anyone seen my car?

  28. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Thomas
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    “Alex, darling, you can try again tonight. You’re supposed to make the alphabet with your tongue.”

  29. Courteney Cox See Through Shirt Bra No Make Up
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    It’s wonderful that so many people find Courtney Cox so attractive. I’m just not one of them.

  30. Kevin Nealon
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    Kevin returns home after making a dinner run for the kids.

  31. Bar Refaeli Belly Dance Twitter
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    Hey, asshole. Get away from my woman! *sigh*

  32. Robert Englund
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    “Whenever you start to French kiss someone you open your mouth thusly.”

  33. Ali Larter Tight Jeans Butt
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    I like Ali Larter a lot. But what is it with L.A. folks carrying all their belongings?

  34. Ali Larter Tight Jeans Butt
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    I’ll fill her tank while she fills the car’s.

  35. Janice Dickinson Dog Poop
    Aquiles Baeza
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    Shit!, Wait…….was that my nose?

  36. Janice Dickinson Dog Poop
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    She was supposed to eat the turd, not step on it. What an idiot!

  37. Taylor Lautner Comic Book
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    Justin Beaver is in love now.

  38. Katy Perry Cleavage Six Flags Rollercoaster
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    Is that Chris Brown?

  39. John Stamos
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    Tom Cruise is using new disguises to attract handsome men.

  40. Anne Hathaway
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    For the last time: you’re playing Catwoman, NOT Joker!

  41. Tobey Maguire Leonardo DiCaprio
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    I had no idea that Gordon Ramse was in this movie!

  42. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Thomas
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    So that’s why the hurricane is about to strike NYC.

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    Actually, she looks better than every white personal I’ve ever seen.

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