Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which is full of highly offensive images like Janice Dickinson smearing herself on some dogshit, poor, poor dogshit, John Stamos raising the bar on child seduction (Looking at you, Skarsgard), and Taylor Lautner‘s comic book cover is the straightest thing you’ll ever see in your life. Ryan Murphy wants to punch it in the face it’s so straight.
Ali Larter and the reason her son will be hosting sleepovers until he leaves for college is your Final Five,
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The moment she realized that she wasted over a decade of her life with David Arquette.
Daniel Craig in 20 years, asking Darren Aronofsky why he didn’t warn him….
Way overdue for an oil change.
Nice sunglasses. Must of stole them from the Hot Dog film set.
“And after Janice tried to stamp it out, she went like this!”
Too bad Keeanu’s gay.
Oh you pretty Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
We love you.
Taylor Lautner has announced that his photoshopped bits are leaving to pursue a solo project.
What the F%*&! I could have sworn Patrick Swayze is dead.
I’m not actually a retard, but I play one on TV.
(yeah, right)
Whiskey for me, water for my horse.
He’s like Brad Pitt back when Brad Pitt didn’t look like a hobo for months at a time.
Walk o’ Shame.
When I think of all the time I spent imagining Katy Perry losing it with the Baldy Man…
Does she brush her teeth with butter? Her skin is whiter than her teeth.
I’m guessing his kid’s name is “Pat”.
Who’s the photographer–Prince?
This is my face while watching Skarsgard bang my wife in Fuck-Narnia.
Don’t look now, Bar; but there’s a dirty little homeless guy in your hotel room–and he’s STANDING RIGHT NEXT TO YOUR LONG SKINNY HEAD!!
Clearly this was AFTER seeing the movie, not on the way into the theater.
“Yep. Never gonna have on of those.”
yep
Can we keep him Mom???? Pleeeese?……
The bleached blond hair is not helping. In fact, it’s making it worse.
Hey, that girl from “Point Break” is looking a little better
Do you think she knows that kid’s peeing on her head?
He paid the $500, he can pee where he wants. It’s in the contract.
Is she still in makeup from True Blood last week where the vamps started to walk out into the sun?
Neck Jesus wishes he was back up on his comfortable cross.
And there’s always the guy in the background saying it all with his eyes.
She was embarrassed by the timing of her hemorrhoid flare up but thankful that she wasn’t going to drown.
If there’s one thing Kevin Nealon can do, it’s FUCKING PARTY.
One of them is a cardboard cut-out.
INDEED. or like one of those photoshop type programs… stick someone into the pic… weird.
…and the other is two dimensional.
Ding Ding. Little Richard for the win.
I guess when you are Stamos famous, you sign babies with Sharpees.
That is a really big anal bead.
My “This-Guy-Fondles-Young-Boys” alarm is pinging.
And suddenly, the room is full of mostly “normal” people.
Note to Nolan. Please do not let her emote.
Noddy and Big Ears shine in Breakout Role
look what fell out of my vagina!
isnt that the kid from goonies? whats his secret?? kkk
“That’s right my van filled with candy is right over here…Damn you paparazzi!”
I don’t care if it’s a slow news day or not, digging up Janie Layne for a pic is in bad taste.
I’d much rather see pictures of John Madden
Apparently even doing narration for Shark Week is dangerous.
Yeah, totally straight….
When is this bitch not pregnant?
Threesome with a man and two gay dogs. BINGO! Thank you Hollywood.
Someone stole Christina Aguilera’s son I see.
Meth dealer.
Poor thing, desperate to stay relevant and get photographed.