The Crap We Missed – Thursday 8.25.11

August 25th, 2011 // 469 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which is full of highly offensive images like Janice Dickinson smearing herself on some dogshit, poor, poor dogshit, John Stamos raising the bar on child seduction (Looking at you, Skarsgard), and Taylor Lautner‘s comic book cover is the straightest thing you’ll ever see in your life. Ryan Murphy wants to punch it in the face it’s so straight.

Ali Larter and the reason her son will be hosting sleepovers until he leaves for college is your Final Five,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Courteney Cox See Through Shirt Bra No Make Up
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    The moment she realized that she wasted over a decade of her life with David Arquette.

  2. Robert Englund
    JosieBelle
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    Daniel Craig in 20 years, asking Darren Aronofsky why he didn’t warn him….

  3. Carla Gugino No Make Up
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    Way overdue for an oil change.

  4. Kevin Nealon
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    Nice sunglasses. Must of stole them from the Hot Dog film set.

  5. Anne Hathaway
    Colin
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    “And after Janice tried to stamp it out, she went like this!”

  6. Bar Refaeli Belly Dance Twitter
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    Too bad Keeanu’s gay.

  7. Tobey Maguire Leonardo DiCaprio
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    Oh you pretty Chitty Bang Bang
    Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
    We love you.

  8. Taylor Lautner Comic Book
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Taylor Lautner has announced that his photoshopped bits are leaving to pursue a solo project.

  9. Stephen Moyer
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    What the F%*&! I could have sworn Patrick Swayze is dead.

  10. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Thomas
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    I’m not actually a retard, but I play one on TV.

    (yeah, right)

  11. Courteney Cox See Through Shirt Bra No Make Up
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    Whiskey for me, water for my horse.

  12. Chris Hemsworth
    Colin
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    He’s like Brad Pitt back when Brad Pitt didn’t look like a hobo for months at a time.

  13. Carla Gugino No Make Up
    catapostrophe
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    Walk o’ Shame.

  14. Katy Perry Cleavage Six Flags Rollercoaster
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    When I think of all the time I spent imagining Katy Perry losing it with the Baldy Man…

  15. Anne Hathaway
    diego
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    Does she brush her teeth with butter? Her skin is whiter than her teeth.

  16. Al Pacino Son Anton
    The Pope
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    I’m guessing his kid’s name is “Pat”.

  17. Stephen Moyer
    catapostrophe
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    Who’s the photographer–Prince?

  18. Stephen Moyer
    mike
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    This is my face while watching Skarsgard bang my wife in Fuck-Narnia.

  19. Bar Refaeli Belly Dance Twitter
    catapostrophe
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    Don’t look now, Bar; but there’s a dirty little homeless guy in your hotel room–and he’s STANDING RIGHT NEXT TO YOUR LONG SKINNY HEAD!!

  20. Anne Hathaway
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    Clearly this was AFTER seeing the movie, not on the way into the theater.

  21. Alfonso Ribeiro
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    “Yep. Never gonna have on of those.”

  22. Paula Labaredas
    Deacon Jones
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    yep

  23. Al Pacino Son Anton
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Can we keep him Mom???? Pleeeese?……

  24. Tori Spelling Pregnant
    better than ezra
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    The bleached blond hair is not helping. In fact, it’s making it worse.

  25. Carla Gugino No Make Up
    Deacon Jones
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    Hey, that girl from “Point Break” is looking a little better

  26. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini
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    Do you think she knows that kid’s peeing on her head?

  27. Courteney Cox See Through Shirt Bra No Make Up
    Deacon Jones
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    Is she still in makeup from True Blood last week where the vamps started to walk out into the sun?

  28. Benji Madden
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Neck Jesus wishes he was back up on his comfortable cross.

  29. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Thomas
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    And there’s always the guy in the background saying it all with his eyes.

  30. Rihanna Snorkeling Black Dress
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    She was embarrassed by the timing of her hemorrhoid flare up but thankful that she wasn’t going to drown.

  31. Kevin Nealon
    Deacon Jones
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    If there’s one thing Kevin Nealon can do, it’s FUCKING PARTY.

  32. Olivia Munn Joanna Garcia
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    One of them is a cardboard cut-out.

  33. John Stamos
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    I guess when you are Stamos famous, you sign babies with Sharpees.

  34. Rec Dumb

    That is a really big anal bead.

  35. Robert Englund
    Deacon Jones
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    My “This-Guy-Fondles-Young-Boys” alarm is pinging.

  36. Trya Banks Cirque Du Soleil
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    And suddenly, the room is full of mostly “normal” people.

  37. Anne Hathaway
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    Note to Nolan. Please do not let her emote.

  38. Tobey Maguire Leonardo DiCaprio
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Noddy and Big Ears shine in Breakout Role

  39. Janice Dickinson Dog Poop
    spek
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    look what fell out of my vagina!

  40. Al Pacino Son Anton
    me
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    isnt that the kid from goonies? whats his secret?? kkk

  41. Al Pacino Son Anton
    sexyman48
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    “That’s right my van filled with candy is right over here…Damn you paparazzi!”

  42. Tori Spelling Pregnant
    Deucepickle
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    I don’t care if it’s a slow news day or not, digging up Janie Layne for a pic is in bad taste.

  43. Benji Madden
    Deucepickle
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    I’d much rather see pictures of John Madden

  44. Morgan Freeman One Glove
    Deucepickle
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    Apparently even doing narration for Shark Week is dangerous.

  45. Taylor Lautner Comic Book
    Venom
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    Yeah, totally straight….

  46. Tori Spelling Pregnant
    Venom
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    When is this bitch not pregnant?

  47. Kevin Nealon
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Threesome with a man and two gay dogs. BINGO! Thank you Hollywood.

  48. Al Pacino Son Anton
    Venom
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    Someone stole Christina Aguilera’s son I see.

  49. Benji Madden
    Venom
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    Meth dealer.

  50. Bar Refaeli Belly Dance Twitter
    Venom
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    Poor thing, desperate to stay relevant and get photographed.

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