The Crap We Missed – Thursday 8.25.11

August 25th, 2011 // 469 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which is full of highly offensive images like Janice Dickinson smearing herself on some dogshit, poor, poor dogshit, John Stamos raising the bar on child seduction (Looking at you, Skarsgard), and Taylor Lautner‘s comic book cover is the straightest thing you’ll ever see in your life. Ryan Murphy wants to punch it in the face it’s so straight.

Ali Larter and the reason her son will be hosting sleepovers until he leaves for college is your Final Five,

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  1. Stephen Moyer
    ChickenHawk
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    He looks like a young Richard Chamberlain, but equally as gay…

  2. Ali Larter Tight Jeans Butt
    Cock Dr
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    Desperation thy name is Superficial blogger.

  3. Taylor Lautner Comic Book
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    Will Eisner just rolled over in his grave

  4. Alfonso Ribeiro
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    Little bag for a little man…

  5. Morgan Freeman One Glove
    it had to be said
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    Uh, Morgan, that “old man skin” colored glove you bought? It was more race-specific than they led you to believe.

  6. Courteney Cox See Through Shirt Bra No Make Up
    Fletch
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    Nice hands there Monica

  7. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini
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    i’m confused…her lips look blue, but she seems to have sufficient flotation devices to prevent drowning.

  8. Dita Von Teese
    it had to be said
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    If she isn’t wearing a corset with a ball gag in her mouth there is no reason to show her picture.

  9. Katy Perry Cleavage Six Flags Rollercoaster
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    here we are seeing where her career is going

  10. Trya Banks Cirque Du Soleil
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    Leave it to Tyra to look like the only weirdo idiot out of a room full of circus carnies.

  11. Tori Spelling Pregnant
    TBone
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    Good to see Jeff Garlin rocking the blonde look.

  12. Tobey Maguire Leonardo DiCaprio
    it had to be said
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    Looks like they’re about to make that left by the Book Depository.

  13. Janice Dickinson Dog Poop
    ChickenHawk
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    This looks likes “The Crap She Missed–”

  14. Bar Refaeli Belly Dance Twitter
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    Is that a bong by the stereo?

  15. Tori Spelling Pregnant
    Richard McBeef
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    She’s surprised by the magnitude of the deuce she just dropped on the floor

  16. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Thomas
    shonzie
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    Derf!

  17. Kevin Nealon
    it had to be said
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    Awwww. He’s still not funny.

  18. Mohammed in a bikini

    If this girl was white she’d be freakishly ugly. So why is it that for being mostly black that people think she’s hot? Does it fall under the category of “Y’know, for a black chick …”

    • Extended duration

      Um, I’m the whitest guy here, and she’s got a bangin’ body. And she looks like she can dominate a bedroom. Shed you weird parentally induced racial hangups and open your eyes!

      • sid

        she is narlly looking, definitely aggressive looking, in a prehistoric kind of way

      • BENWAW

        I agree, not hot, I guess Chris Brown beat the hotness outta her

      • MPL

        I deplore racism, but gotta say, what’s “bangin’” about massive lumpy thighs and cankles? And if by “dominate a bedroom” you mean push forward her slack jaw and spread her legs, then yeah, I guess the heiffer can manage that.

  19. Paula Labaredas
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    cute, startin to like this one..

  20. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Thomas
    TBone
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    This is a very confusing picture

  21. Stephen Moyer
    it had to be said
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    That can’t be your picture. This I.D. is for a man at least ten years older . . .

  22. Stephen Moyer
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    But behind his manly visage, his eyes held the shame of a man who f***ed his great, great grand-daughter.

  23. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Thomas
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    It took me a while but I have deciphered what went on here: Alex caught the young man banging his girlfriend. She tried to have the man hide in plain sight by not moving only to realize it was no longer necessary since Alec had a stroke…

  24. Robert Englund
    it had to be said
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    Finish him! Kill him!

  25. Janice Dickinson Dog Poop
    zomgbie
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    janice dickinson, say hello to gerard depardieu.

  26. John Stamos
    Guy
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    He looks more like Cyrano de Bergerac. What a big none he has, and all those crows feet, he is getting just too old for Hollywood work.

  27. Kevin Nealon
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    Nic Cage really needs to find other sources of income besides dog porn… I mean “Screwed the Pooch” 1,2 and 3 were almost as bad as his movies…

  28. Tori Spelling Pregnant
    Snoyl
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    I thought Tony Soprano’s Mum died?

  29. Dita Von Teese
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    with the guy’s penis in her purse no wonder the guy in the background is so glum.

  30. Al Pacino Son Anton
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    Great. He gets rid of the Jackie Stallone headbad, then he starts wearing the ridiculous low-cut Frank Stallone V-neck T-shirt.

  31. Janice Dickinson Dog Poop
    Urbanspaceman
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    Suzy Parker, the world’s real “first supermodel” never stepped in dog shit.

  32. Courteney Cox See Through Shirt Bra No Make Up
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    hey stupid. those are for drinking not as a substitute butt plug.

  33. Courteney Cox See Through Shirt Bra No Make Up
    Richard McBeef
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    looks like the bolt ons settled in.

  34. Rihanna Snorkeling Black Dress
    Those crazy islanders
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    Rihanna’s booty: is there anything it won’t grind?

  35. Benji Madden
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    Benji must be taking a smoking break from his new career at the car wash.

  36. Janice Dickinson Dog Poop
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    Sorry Janice, you can’t blame it on the dog this time.

  37. Janice Dickinson Dog Poop
    Wellplayed
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    “I call this pose: putting my foot down on my career”

  38. Courteney Cox See Through Shirt Bra No Make Up
    baron of all media
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    You know, back when she and David Arquette got together I thought “what is she, retarded?” And now I know that *he* must be.

  39. Morgan Freeman One Glove
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    I didn’t realize Morgan Freeman was in The Skin I Live in?

  40. Robert Englund
    Richard McBeef
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    the man purse will haunt my dreams

  41. rican

    Fish! WTF, long overdosed on Rhianna pics!

  42. Trya Banks Cirque Du Soleil
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    Tyra Banks and 23 clowns go walking into this bar…

  43. Anne Hathaway
    baron of all media
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    The “wrong hole” face. To which my response would be “Is it, Anne? Is it?

  44. Janice Dickinson Dog Poop
    rican
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    From the Catwalk to the scat walk

  45. Alfonso Ribeiro
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    Alfonso is rightfully pissed because they totally misspelled his name.

  46. Tori Spelling Pregnant
    HumpinFrog
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    At least we’re not forced to look at her cratered moon boulders, again. I can only go to my “happy place” so many times a year.

  47. Tobey Maguire Leonardo DiCaprio
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    Looks more like the Gallagher brothers at the Autotopia ride at Disneyland.

  48. Courteney Cox See Through Shirt Bra No Make Up
    Kabe
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    The thumbnail made me think it was Octomom

  49. Janice Dickinson Dog Poop
    Mike701
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    These Depends thongs suck man…

  50. Al Pacino Son Anton
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    Pippi Longstocking used to be so cute when she was much younger and her hair was still red.

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