Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which is full of highly offensive images like Janice Dickinson smearing herself on some dogshit, poor, poor dogshit, John Stamos raising the bar on child seduction (Looking at you, Skarsgard), and Taylor Lautner‘s comic book cover is the straightest thing you’ll ever see in your life. Ryan Murphy wants to punch it in the face it’s so straight.
Ali Larter and the reason her son will be hosting sleepovers until he leaves for college is your Final Five,
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He looks like a young Richard Chamberlain, but equally as gay…
Desperation thy name is Superficial blogger.
Yeah, it’s always soooooo fascinating to watch celebrities figure out the gas pump. And see their butts.
And wear leprechaun shoes.
Will Eisner just rolled over in his grave
Little bag for a little man…
Uh, Morgan, that “old man skin” colored glove you bought? It was more race-specific than they led you to believe.
Nice hands there Monica
If you’re looking at her hands, you’re doing it wrong.
i’m confused…her lips look blue, but she seems to have sufficient flotation devices to prevent drowning.
If she isn’t wearing a corset with a ball gag in her mouth there is no reason to show her picture.
here we are seeing where her career is going
Leave it to Tyra to look like the only weirdo idiot out of a room full of circus carnies.
So true!
Good to see Jeff Garlin rocking the blonde look.
Looks like they’re about to make that left by the Book Depository.
This looks likes “The Crap She Missed–”
Is that a bong by the stereo?
Nice eye there Cookie!
waterbottle.
might be some panties on the bed though.
She’s surprised by the magnitude of the deuce she just dropped on the floor
Derf!
Awwww. He’s still not funny.
I think he’s a fucking riot!
If this girl was white she’d be freakishly ugly. So why is it that for being mostly black that people think she’s hot? Does it fall under the category of “Y’know, for a black chick …”
Um, I’m the whitest guy here, and she’s got a bangin’ body. And she looks like she can dominate a bedroom. Shed you weird parentally induced racial hangups and open your eyes!
she is narlly looking, definitely aggressive looking, in a prehistoric kind of way
I agree, not hot, I guess Chris Brown beat the hotness outta her
I deplore racism, but gotta say, what’s “bangin’” about massive lumpy thighs and cankles? And if by “dominate a bedroom” you mean push forward her slack jaw and spread her legs, then yeah, I guess the heiffer can manage that.
cute, startin to like this one..
This is a very confusing picture
That can’t be your picture. This I.D. is for a man at least ten years older . . .
But behind his manly visage, his eyes held the shame of a man who f***ed his great, great grand-daughter.
Yeah, but it was good!
It took me a while but I have deciphered what went on here: Alex caught the young man banging his girlfriend. She tried to have the man hide in plain sight by not moving only to realize it was no longer necessary since Alec had a stroke…
Finish him! Kill him!
janice dickinson, say hello to gerard depardieu.
He looks more like Cyrano de Bergerac. What a big none he has, and all those crows feet, he is getting just too old for Hollywood work.
Nic Cage really needs to find other sources of income besides dog porn… I mean “Screwed the Pooch” 1,2 and 3 were almost as bad as his movies…
I thought Tony Soprano’s Mum died?
with the guy’s penis in her purse no wonder the guy in the background is so glum.
Great. He gets rid of the Jackie Stallone headbad, then he starts wearing the ridiculous low-cut Frank Stallone V-neck T-shirt.
Suzy Parker, the world’s real “first supermodel” never stepped in dog shit.
hey stupid. those are for drinking not as a substitute butt plug.
looks like the bolt ons settled in.
Rihanna’s booty: is there anything it won’t grind?
Benji must be taking a smoking break from his new career at the car wash.
Sorry Janice, you can’t blame it on the dog this time.
“I call this pose: putting my foot down on my career”
You know, back when she and David Arquette got together I thought “what is she, retarded?” And now I know that *he* must be.
I didn’t realize Morgan Freeman was in The Skin I Live in?
the man purse will haunt my dreams
Fish! WTF, long overdosed on Rhianna pics!
Exactly. WHY are there news pics of this ugly bitch every single day???!!!
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Tyra Banks and 23 clowns go walking into this bar…
The “wrong hole” face. To which my response would be “Is it, Anne? Is it?
From the Catwalk to the scat walk
Alfonso is rightfully pissed because they totally misspelled his name.
At least we’re not forced to look at her cratered moon boulders, again. I can only go to my “happy place” so many times a year.
Looks more like the Gallagher brothers at the Autotopia ride at Disneyland.
The thumbnail made me think it was Octomom
These Depends thongs suck man…
Pippi Longstocking used to be so cute when she was much younger and her hair was still red.