1. Guy

    He looks more like Cyrano de Bergerac. What a big none he has, and all those crows feet, he is getting just too old for Hollywood work.

  2. I guess when you are Stamos famous, you sign babies with Sharpees.

  3. Pardon me ma’am, how long until she’s 18?

  4. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    I don’t want to go Mammy! I don’t want to go. Skarsgaard! Skarsgaard!

  5. There’s always a smiling pedophile with a Popeye the Sailor Man arm saying it in the window reflection with his eyes.

  6. edamame

    Stamos Shark Stare, baby edition.

  7. Dina

    “Your damn right you aren’t mine! coochie coochie coo”

  8. villenuv27

    You pay cash!

  9. Kat

    He looks like a stoner at a drive-through.

  10. Angelina’s newest business in Hollywood – drive-up windows for Asian babies.

  11. It’s like Sopranos meets Full House.

  12. “Little girl, I just gave your mommy $500 and that should last until you’re 18.”

  13. “DO NOT call me Pappa-san!”

  14. Tom Cruise is using new disguises to attract handsome men.

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