Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which is full of highly offensive images like Janice Dickinson smearing herself on some dogshit, poor, poor dogshit, John Stamos raising the bar on child seduction (Looking at you, Skarsgard), and Taylor Lautner‘s comic book cover is the straightest thing you’ll ever see in your life. Ryan Murphy wants to punch it in the face it’s so straight.
Ali Larter and the reason her son will be hosting sleepovers until he leaves for college is your Final Five,
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That bald guy has REALLY long arms….
Now that is funny.
Guy standing next to her “Ha Ha, you stepped in your own poop!”
Say hello to my little friend?
ZING!
winner winner chicken dinner.
Gaylor Tautner?
Something in this picture does not match. What is it?
The crazy brown bitch in the middle looks way out of place.
Oh yeah, well try to pick out the one that isn’t HIV positive.
ha
After all these weeks she never not wore a bikini yet she never went into the water so when she actually goes into the water she wears a dress. Fucking blacks man.
She just saw her future.
LOL
Will a comic book cover featuring a young man with tits sell any copies?
I mean, look at that cleavage!
She shits in orange.
who?
He’s scratching himself but the guy behind him is feeling it.
Yummers! Did a click-back-double-take on this one!
AWWW its Bozo with tits
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lydiav, why don’t you fuck off then die.
wearing his own band’s t-shirt. Winner.
no doubt. I mean…… Oh forget it……
how the HAIL was that show never called Flame?
Don’t be steppin’ on Lionel Barrymore bitch!!!!
she must have been singing.. poor sod next to her
Am I crazy, or does it look like his peen is peeping out?
She never looks like she does all dolled-up. It’s weird.
Yeah, make-up will do that.
Yawn. Get a new look already!
Fuck that., more women need this look, post haste.
Yep.
One of her is not enough.
“No wire hangers!!”
That was my first thought. Man, we must be OLD.
indeed, lol.
I just now realized what i don’t like about her!
The gigantically oversized facial features? The rail-thin body? The lack of talent? What, what?!?!
natural beauty!
Is his shirt imitating her or is she imitating the shirt?
She wants to be famous…can’t someone HELP HER?
Sure thing, just let me wash down this six pack with a pot of coffee and a half gallon of apple cider.
LOL!
Nailed it
Who keeps sticking their peen inside of this retched beast of a Woman?!
mom jeans
I’m not only a member of NAMBLA, I’m the President…
I wouldn’t mind sticking my flag between her magic mountains, if you know what I mean. eh? eh?
This is why men shouldn’t color their hair after a certain age. You get that Wayne Newton-y look.
Just a crappy dye job. Probably had his old lady do it. Save a few bucks, don’tcha know.
She was a little ruff for a while there, but she’s looking good again.
i have a poop that needs to take a pee
It makes sense that a “former” junkie would look at this man and think “Yes, I want to fuck, reproduce with & marry that guy”.
Unless I’m confusing him with the other brother. Hard to tell.
Are you thinking of Joel Madden?
Is there a difference between the two, other than one is the top to the other’s bottom?
She just looks like most of the women I buy meth from…
I never understand why these women with hot bodies wear such unflattering clothes! Blech!
When did He get a prosthetic?
just a magic glove to protect his injured hand that he mangled in that accident
“When did He get a prosthetic?”
Dude, you’ve got to stop watching Bruce Almighty over and over.
Always dressed & ready for a tea party with the Queen.
It must be exhausting.
Incontinence is common at her age.
Rode hard & literally hung up wet.
Looks like he’s having a stroke…
Shockerface!
“Nana Na Nana Na Nana, It’s not unusual to be loved by anyone,…Na Nana Na Nana”
That’s Hilarias?!
haha, I see what you did there!!!
Must be out headband shopping. . .
+1 LOL- beat me to it!
freddy fingered him with the other hand
How a sudden change in gravity didn’t have her breasts render her (and anyone nearby) unconscious is beyond me…
“and this is how we do the locomotion”
Apparently she didn’t miss this crap.
I don’t who she is, but she has great taste in bathroom reading material.
If the guy hiding his face in shame because he’s seated next to Katie Perry, and did he just realize that the last time torn Levi short were cool was back in 1976?