The Crap We Missed – Thursday 8.25.11

August 25th, 2011 // 469 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which is full of highly offensive images like Janice Dickinson smearing herself on some dogshit, poor, poor dogshit, John Stamos raising the bar on child seduction (Looking at you, Skarsgard), and Taylor Lautner‘s comic book cover is the straightest thing you’ll ever see in your life. Ryan Murphy wants to punch it in the face it’s so straight.

Ali Larter and the reason her son will be hosting sleepovers until he leaves for college is your Final Five,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Rihanna Snorkeling Black Dress
    SSHGuru
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    That bald guy has REALLY long arms….

  2. Janice Dickinson Dog Poop
    SSHGuru
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    Guy standing next to her “Ha Ha, you stepped in your own poop!”

  3. Al Pacino Son Anton
    Fletch
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    Say hello to my little friend?

  4. Taylor Lautner Comic Book
    SSHGuru
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    Gaylor Tautner?

  5. Trya Banks Cirque Du Soleil
    SSHGuru
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    Something in this picture does not match. What is it?

  6. Rihanna Snorkeling Black Dress
    ZAPP
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    After all these weeks she never not wore a bikini yet she never went into the water so when she actually goes into the water she wears a dress. Fucking blacks man.

  7. Anne Hathaway
    SSHGuru
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    She just saw her future.

  8. Janice Dickinson Dog Poop
    Cock Dr
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    LOL

  9. Taylor Lautner Comic Book
    Cock Dr
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    Will a comic book cover featuring a young man with tits sell any copies?
    I mean, look at that cleavage!

  10. Rihanna Snorkeling Black Dress
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    She shits in orange.

  11. Paula Labaredas
    Licialicia
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    who?

  12. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Thomas
    SSHGuru
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    He’s scratching himself but the guy behind him is feeling it.

  13. Chris Hemsworth
    Jill_Ess
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    Yummers! Did a click-back-double-take on this one!

  14. BENWAW

    AWWW its Bozo with tits

    • lydiav

      Special needs no-talent wannabe with a huge ass and fat thighs.I am a 28 years old doctor, mature and beautiful.and now I am seeking a good man who can give me real love , so i got a username Lindasunny2002 on–a’ge’l'es’s'da’te.c óm–.it is the first and best club for y’ounger women and old’er men, or older women and y’ounger men,to int’eract with each other. Maybe you wanna ch’eck ‘it out or tell your friends!

  15. Benji Madden
    Licialicia
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    wearing his own band’s t-shirt. Winner.

  16. Taylor Lautner Comic Book
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    how the HAIL was that show never called Flame?

  17. Alfonso Ribeiro
    Tad Bit Tipsy
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    Don’t be steppin’ on Lionel Barrymore bitch!!!!

  18. Katy Perry Cleavage Six Flags Rollercoaster
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    she must have been singing.. poor sod next to her

  19. Katy Perry Cleavage Six Flags Rollercoaster
    OBizzle
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    She never looks like she does all dolled-up. It’s weird.

  20. Dita Von Teese
    Licialicia
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    Yawn. Get a new look already!

  21. Anne Hathaway
    ChickenHawk
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    “No wire hangers!!”

  22. Anne Hathaway
    GOT IT!
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    I just now realized what i don’t like about her!

    • Satan's bitch

      The gigantically oversized facial features? The rail-thin body? The lack of talent? What, what?!?!

  23. Carla Gugino No Make Up
    Licialicia
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    natural beauty!

  24. Bar Refaeli Belly Dance Twitter
    SSHGuru
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    Is his shirt imitating her or is she imitating the shirt?

  25. Paula Labaredas
    Cock Dr
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    She wants to be famous…can’t someone HELP HER?

  26. Tori Spelling Pregnant
    GOT IT!
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    Who keeps sticking their peen inside of this retched beast of a Woman?!

  27. Courteney Cox See Through Shirt Bra No Make Up
    Licialicia
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    mom jeans

  28. Al Pacino Son Anton
    ChickenHawk
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    I’m not only a member of NAMBLA, I’m the President…

  29. Katy Perry Cleavage Six Flags Rollercoaster
    M3Essential
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    I wouldn’t mind sticking my flag between her magic mountains, if you know what I mean. eh? eh?

  30. Stephen Moyer
    Licialicia
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    This is why men shouldn’t color their hair after a certain age. You get that Wayne Newton-y look.

  31. Rihanna Snorkeling Black Dress
    it had to be said
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    She was a little ruff for a while there, but she’s looking good again.

  32. Morgan Freeman One Glove
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    i have a poop that needs to take a pee

  33. Benji Madden
    Cock Dr
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    It makes sense that a “former” junkie would look at this man and think “Yes, I want to fuck, reproduce with & marry that guy”.

  34. Courteney Cox See Through Shirt Bra No Make Up
    Tad Bit Tipsy
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    She just looks like most of the women I buy meth from…

  35. Ali Larter Tight Jeans Butt
    Licialicia
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    I never understand why these women with hot bodies wear such unflattering clothes! Blech!

  36. Morgan Freeman One Glove
    GOT IT!
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    When did He get a prosthetic?

  37. Dita Von Teese
    Cock Dr
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    Always dressed & ready for a tea party with the Queen.
    It must be exhausting.

  38. Janice Dickinson Dog Poop
    it had to be said
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    Incontinence is common at her age.

  39. Carla Gugino No Make Up
    Cock Dr
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    Rode hard & literally hung up wet.

  40. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Thomas
    ChickenHawk
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    Looks like he’s having a stroke…

  41. Anne Hathaway
    it had to be said
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    Shockerface!

  42. Alfonso Ribeiro
    shonzie
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    “Nana Na Nana Na Nana, It’s not unusual to be loved by anyone,…Na Nana Na Nana”

  43. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Thomas
    GOT IT!
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    That’s Hilarias?!

  44. Al Pacino Son Anton
    M3Essential
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    Must be out headband shopping. . .

  45. Robert Englund
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    freddy fingered him with the other hand

  46. Katy Perry Cleavage Six Flags Rollercoaster
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    How a sudden change in gravity didn’t have her breasts render her (and anyone nearby) unconscious is beyond me…

  47. Janice Dickinson Dog Poop
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    “and this is how we do the locomotion”

  48. Janice Dickinson Dog Poop
    Satan's bitch
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    Apparently she didn’t miss this crap.

  49. Paula Labaredas
    it had to be said
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    I don’t who she is, but she has great taste in bathroom reading material.

  50. Katy Perry Cleavage Six Flags Rollercoaster
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    If the guy hiding his face in shame because he’s seated next to Katie Perry, and did he just realize that the last time torn Levi short were cool was back in 1976?

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