The Crap We Missed – Thursday 8.23.12

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, capping another news day so slow you’d think it was Nicole Eggert’s metabolism. Anyway, up for your typecast hate-bang today are Tyra Banks proving that crazy chicks still are the best in the sack, Joe Jonas’ friend just being a straight-up tease, and Bruce Willis asking the heavens why his 56 year old sperm still fertilizes eggs.

As for today’s Final Five…I don’t even. Let’s not talk about it,

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