Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed that contains yet another Kelly Brook Instagram pic which, if you have a problem with, welcome to your first day here. You see, we enjoy large breast ’round these parts, almost as much as large penis, but not nearly as much as Little Person Gay Club Electric Rainbow Boogaloo. It’s a complicated and delicate balance, all held together with the glue of random fuckery. Random fuckery like Victoria Silvstedt‘s owner admiring his purchase or Hilaria Baldwin‘s quick-thinking defensive move that saved a man’s head from being pawed right off his neck.
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