The Crap We Missed – Thursday 8.22.13

August 22nd, 2013 // 294 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed that contains yet another Kelly Brook Instagram pic which, if you have a problem with, welcome to your first day here. You see, we enjoy large breast ’round these parts, almost as much as large penis, but not nearly as much as Little Person Gay Club Electric Rainbow Boogaloo. It’s a complicated and delicate balance, all held together with the glue of random fuckery. Random fuckery like Victoria Silvstedt‘s owner admiring his purchase or Hilaria Baldwin‘s quick-thinking defensive move that saved a man’s head from being pawed right off his neck.

Welcome to our world, yes we’re aware of the smell, we’re working on it,

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  1. Maitland Ward Cleavage BOBS From Sketchers Summer Soiree
    ThisWillHurt
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    “BOBS?” Looks like they’re missing an O.
    *spins bow-tie*

  2. Heidi Klum Cleavage Glitter Americas Got Talent Red Carpet
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    attention whore

    • Tattooed Liberal Atheist College Feminazi

      An attention whore because she looks good? She’s just standing there…

  3. David Cassidy Mugshot DUI
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    Come on, get happy.

  4. Tereza Mrdeza Upskirt Panty Flash
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    tennis girls are always so toned. Oh wait, she’s Croatian

  5. AJ Calloway Feeling Up Hilaria Baldwin In Front Of Alec Baldwin
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    wow, she’s fast. She got those elbows into place before the groping in a move that would make Bruce Lee jealous.

  6. The Most Interesting Man In The World Jonathan Goldsmith With Wife Barbara
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    I don’t always marry beneath me…But when I do….

  7. Kelly Brook Cleavage Jessica Rabbit Dress Instagram
    ThisWillHurt
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    Just when I thought I could watch “Who Framed Roger Rabbit” without a boner.

  8. Heidi Klum Cleavage Glitter Americas Got Talent Red Carpet
    Pickle Nose
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    looks great.

  9. Victoria Silvstedt Butt Bikini
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    she spread her legs that far and the kid dropped out

  10. Sophia Bush Cleavage
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    It’s not her bush I’m looking at…
    Well, I mean eventually I will…
    That’s not to say her breasts aren’t impressive…
    Damnit, let’s just get back to the basics: BOOBS!

  11. Tim McGraw Keith Urban
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    Tim McGraw: I think this is something that will only happen once.
    Kieth Urban: It’s nobody’s business but ours.
    Tim McGraw: You know I’m not homosexual.
    Kieth Urban: Neither am I.

  12. Kristin Cavallari Upskirt Panty Flash
    Cock Dr
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    Apparently staying home with the kid just isn’t as much fun as going out clubbing.

  13. Jeffrey Ross Greasy Hair With Young Girl Worlds End Premiere
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    He may look like Ron Jeremy’s brother but the guys is a super nice guy…

  14. DMX Mugshot Driving With Suspended License Marijuana Possession Grey Facial Hair
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    Pretty sure the ride part is over, and it’s time to die. It’s what us n___as want.

  15. Tereza Mrdeza Upskirt Panty Flash
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    You can’t out-butt Serena! Silly girl…

  16. Henry Cavill Man Of Steel Tokyo Premiere
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    “Henry, how many hours did you wait to tell Kaley it was over???”

  17. AJ Calloway Feeling Up Hilaria Baldwin In Front Of Alec Baldwin
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    Ahh I see she went with the Kim K maternity line…

  18. Heidi Klum Cleavage Glitter Americas Got Talent Red Carpet
    schmidtler
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    America may have talent, but the German broad has a nice rack.

  19. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage Comparethemarket.com Launch Event
    Pickle Nose
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    Like a fine wine. She’s in my all-time top 5. Just a classy english bird with a dirty side to her. Big cans too.

  20. Madonna Wearing A Grill Cleavage Bra Hard Candy Gym Grand Opening
    JC
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    If you walk into any establishment that claims self-improvement–be it a health food store, plastic surgeon, or gym–and you see this, you walk right the fuck back out the door.

  21. Victoria Silvstedt Butt Bikini
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    “Daddy, when can I get one of those?
    “When you turn 18. That’s when your trust kicks in..”

  22. Nathan Fillion Fat
    Frank "Chelsea" Burns
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    White Castle

  23. Rachel Hunter Nipples No Bra With Daughter Renee
    Pickle Nose
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    She was hot a few weeks ago. What happened? It looks like she aged 1000 years in that timeframe.

  24. Jeffrey Ross Greasy Hair With Young Girl Worlds End Premiere
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    I guess if the world really is ending, I can excuse the seersucker sportcoat.

  25. Tim McGraw Keith Urban
    Smapdi
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    Its always embarrassing when two people show up to an event wearing the same spray-tan.

  26. Orlando Bloom Licking Lips GMA
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    Why do I get the feeling Justin Bieber is performing?

  27. Adriana De Moura Naked Holding Breasts In Tub PETA Ad
    Qmak
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    Directions on box: “If the entire bath turns blue, you REALLY have herpes.”

  28. Madonna Wearing A Grill Cleavage Bra Hard Candy Gym Grand Opening
    Enidaj
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    Fuck she looks ridiculous with that grill.

  29. Kristin Cavallari Upskirt Panty Flash
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    Spencer Pratt sure looks happy to see a woman who isn’t made of polyurethane.

  30. Orlando Bloom Licking Lips GMA
    Smapdi
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    So that’s how he keeps Miranda Kerr around.

  31. David Hasselhoff The Morning Show
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    They wanted to book him for an appearance on “the afternoon show” but his agent told them he’d be waaay too shitfaced after 10 a.m. to be on t.v.

  32. Victoria Silvstedt Butt Bikini
    Qmak
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    One of those rare times when its the children wondering if there is enough chlorine in the pool.

  33. Jeffrey Ross Greasy Hair With Young Girl Worlds End Premiere
    Smapdi
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    Ross, quit fucking around with dumb Hollywood events and give us more episodes of The Burn!!

  34. Kate Hudson Butt Daisy Dukes Wish I Was Here Set
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    Her ass is a national treasure! We should be keeping it somewhere safe, like the Smithsonian. or my basement.

  35. Maitland Ward Cleavage BOBS From Sketchers Summer Soiree
    Pickle Nose
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    The BOBS from Sketchers Summer Soiree is definitely the type of A-list event that you need your agent to get you into if you want to build a name or yourself.

  36. Tereza Mrdeza Upskirt Panty Flash
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    This picture disappoints in a big way

  37. AJ Calloway Feeling Up Hilaria Baldwin In Front Of Alec Baldwin
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    The pregnancy appears to be progressing normally – 8 months along or so, and Alec’s already gained 2 cup sizes.

  38. Henry Cavill Man Of Steel Tokyo Premiere
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    And that my friends is what a full windsor knot is supposed to look like! The rest of the suit is a hot mess, but I doubt that’s knocking him off his game very much.

  39. Orlando Bloom Licking Lips GMA
    Deacon Jones
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    “…mmm..C’mon Mikey, give me some love…ahhhh”

  40. Madonna Wearing A Grill Cleavage Bra Hard Candy Gym Grand Opening
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    Does normal photography fail to capture the lightning bolts that shoot from her fingers?

  41. AJ Calloway Feeling Up Hilaria Baldwin In Front Of Alec Baldwin
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    Pregnant women develop lighting fast reflexes…long before you’re done saying “OMG your boobs are huge!” they’re already blocked.

  42. Madonna Wearing A Grill Cleavage Bra Hard Candy Gym Grand Opening
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    The guy behind her isn’t clapping, he’s trying to get feeling back in his hands after the bitter chill that follows Madonna.

  43. Tereza Mrdeza Upskirt Panty Flash
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    The reason why the saying “Good from afar, far from good” exists..

  44. Madonna Wearing A Grill Cleavage Bra Hard Candy Gym Grand Opening
    Cock Dr
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    Growing old with grace and class….not.

  45. DMX Mugshot Driving With Suspended License Marijuana Possession Grey Facial Hair
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    Ya’ll gon make me lose my hair.
    Up in here. Up in here.
    Ya’ll gon watch it all fall out.
    Up in here. Up in here.
    Ya’ll gon see my head be SMOOTH!
    Up in here. Up in here.
    Ya’ll gon make me use Rogaine.
    Up in here. Up in here.

  46. Madonna Wearing A Grill Cleavage Bra Hard Candy Gym Grand Opening
    Qmak
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    Grandma got braces

  47. Henry Cavill Man Of Steel Tokyo Premiere
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    The moment Henry Cahill realized he could shit his pants while getting a blowjob and get away with it.

  48. Rachel Hunter Nipples No Bra With Daughter Renee
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    Get out of the way old lady. You’re blocking the hot girl.

  49. The Most Interesting Man In The World Jonathan Goldsmith With Wife Barbara
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    “I don’t always wear a Polo shirt…but when I do, I don’t flip up the collar like a douchebag”

  50. Tim McGraw Keith Urban
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    So male country singers wear vinyl hats and multiple earrings now?

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