The Crap We Missed – Thursday 8.21.14

August 21st, 2014 // 365 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed that starts with butt and ends with classic butt and has nothing to do with Nicki Minaj which, after yesterday, is astonishing because I could have sworn she absorbed them all. Even today, when I close my eyes, I only see those weird sun spot lights, but in the shape of two hippos sharing dental floss. Anyway, none of that has anything to do with Sean Connery and I bring that up because I inadvertently found the greatest anecdote about his life while googling his wife’s name. It’s from 2013, you can read it here, then come back and we’ll discuss how this somehow didn’t make national headlines complete with a hero’s parade and Medal of Honor ceremony.

Get Sarah Palin on the phone, I’m ready to support Obama’s impeachment now,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans
    JimBB
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    I really think Photoboy went a little overboard in building that Hilary Duff ass-following drone.

  2. Jonah Hill Fat Weight Gain Neckbeard Sandwich Backwards Hat
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    The eyes say “Oh man, don’t take the picture of me looking like this with food in my hands.” While the stomach says, “PUT THAT IN ME NOW FAT BOY!!!”

  3. Mel B Nipple No Bra Romper
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    This spice is less scary than the one in the previous pic.

  4. Ireland Baldwin Bra See Through Shirt Dog Instagram
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    Puppies!

  5. Paris Hilton Butt Bikini Balcony
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    She’s in Ibizia to press Play.

  6. Anastasia Ashley Butt Bikini Instagram
    George P Burdell
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    If you look really close and have an eye for detail, you will notice that this is not Kim Kardashian’s ass.

  7. Draya Michele Cleavage Tight Dress
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    The invasion has begun.

  8. Demi Lovato Wilmer Valderrama Disneyland
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    Gotta cover up that stomach.

  9.  Sean Connery Wife Micheline Roquebrune
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    “Are ye daft, woman? This isn’t the 1924 Democratic National Convention!”

  10. Maitland Ward Cleavage Legs Minidress Americas Next Top Model Cycle 21 Premiere Party
    JimBB
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    For someone who hasn’t had a single role since 2007, she sure gets a lot of press. Maybe they respect her mind.

  11. Raven-Symone Cleavage Purple Hair
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    Does being a lesbian mean you have to stop giving a shit about your appearance?

  12. Ryan Seacrest Showing Stomach To Girlfriend Shayna Taylor Yacht
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    “Do these abs make me look gay?”

  13. Anastasia Ashley Butt Bikini Instagram
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    When is she going to replace the “h” in her last name with an “s”?
    Seriously, her face hasn’t been photographed in months.

  14. Jonah Hill Fat Weight Gain Neckbeard Sandwich Backwards Hat
    George P Burdell
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    Leo called and suggested a Chaz Bono biopic.

  15. Jonah Hill Fat Weight Gain Neckbeard Sandwich Backwards Hat
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    Fat stacks!!!! … and he appears to have a lot of money, too.

  16. Jonah Hill Fat Weight Gain Neckbeard Sandwich Backwards Hat
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    This is starting to creep me out. He actually looks bigger and heavier with every pic.

  17. Perry Farrell Wearing Scarf Chugging Wine On Stage Brixton Academy
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    I’d like to pop the cork on his Asian wife. I said it.

  18. Kathy Griffin Crazy Devil Face The Late Show With David Letterman
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    The makeup people did a good job here.

  19. Paris Hilton Butt Bikini Balcony
    George P Burdell
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    She is in Ibizia making money fro her talent.

  20. Fred Durst Scruffy Beard Stupid Hat Chateau Marmont
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    He’d do anything for some nookie right now.

  21. Crystal Hefner Cleavage Bikini Instagram
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    “Hi, I have big tits and huge eyes. I’m available for hentai anime work – just call. Ja ne!”

  22. Draya Michele Cleavage Tight Dress
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    What the fuck?!? Is she a hologram or something?

  23. Zoe Saldana Butt Yoga Pants
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    When did she get an ass? Pregnancy does have its advantages after all.

  24. Paris Hilton Butt Bikini Balcony
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    She truly is the Nepenthes of homosapiens.
    (Look it up.)

  25. Ben Affleck Grey Hair Blowing Bubble
    George P Burdell
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    Batman blows….and then sucks so he doesn’t pop a bubble on his cowl.

  26. Lina Nilson Bikini Roberto Cavalli Shirtless Yacht
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    “Na-na-na-na-NINE CORONAS! *hack* *wheeze*”

  27. Chuck Zito Pamela Anderson Drunk Chateau Marmont
    Lohan's ass zit
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    @Don Zaloog. Never heard of Chuck Zito? Joking right?

  28. Paris Hilton Butt Bikini Balcony
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    70′s Porn star’s head on a Holocaust survivor’s body.

  29. Jon Hamm Holding Ball The One Show BBC
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    “You can’t keep an Ionic column in your pants without the appropriate volutes.”

  30. Jon Hamm Holding Ball The One Show BBC
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    And after the show, he fucked them BOTH.

  31. Tyra Banks Butt Tight Dress Derpface Extra
    Lohan's ass zit
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    Extra what? Forehead? Sausage arm? Saggy butt? Weave? Extra Old?

  32. Kelli Garner Cleavage If I Stay Premiere
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    Nice! She is definitely aging better than I thought she would. (But she needs to show those tits, before that changes)

  33. Lina Nilson Bikini Roberto Cavalli Shirtless Yacht
    Lohan's ass zit
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    Open casket viewing at the beach?

    • Rasputin's Evil Twin

      Close – what we’re seeing here is the Last Rites, which are usualy performed on a deathbed indoors.

  34. Dakota Fanning Jamie Strachan Holding Hands
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    So much pretty…denim.

  35. Maksim Chmerkovskiy Holding His Balls
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    Dude, keep checking all you want, you’ll never find any balls.

  36. Shannon Doherty Hiding Behind Suitcase LAX
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    Has anyone actually seen Verne Troyer since he made that ice bucket video?

  37. Raven-Symone Cleavage Purple Hair
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    Is anyone else getting a fat, elvin, Nicole Richie?

  38. Jonah Hill Fat Weight Gain Neckbeard Sandwich Backwards Hat
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    Did he lose track of where the hotdog ended and take a bite out of his own arm?

  39. Maitland Ward Cleavage Legs Minidress Americas Next Top Model Cycle 21 Premiere Party
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    She’s not as shiny as she usually is. A makeup change? It’s working.

  40. Eva Longoria Butt Tight Floral Pants
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    Are those slacks from the Mamie Cadden collection?

  41. Chris Brown Gold Grill Mouth Open Karrueche Tran Team USA Game
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    “Hit ‘em! Hit’em!”
    “Calm down Chris. Let the ref talk to the cheerleaders.”

  42. Tyra Banks Butt Tight Dress Derpface Extra
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    She looks like Zoe Saldana with Cerebral Palsy.

  43. Ben Affleck Grey Hair Blowing Bubble
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    You know you’ve been kick in the nuts hard, when they’re hanging out of your mouth.

  44. Fred Durst Scruffy Beard Stupid Hat Chateau Marmont
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    “Do not be distracted by the beautiful celebrities…”

  45.  Sean Connery Wife Micheline Roquebrune
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    “Do you want me to buy some of those?”

    “That dependsh.”

    “On what?”

    “Doesh it come with a blindfold?”

  46. Serena Williams Cleavage Muscular Legs Minidress Delta Airlines Open Mic Night
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    Sorry, but the girl is lookin’ good right here!

  47. Michelle Rodriguez Belly Crop Top
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    She looks almost pleasant here. I assume it’s a trap.

  48.  Sean Connery Wife Micheline Roquebrune
    cajunhawk
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    I bet that was a smoking piece of ass when he married her.

  49. Perry Farrell Wearing Scarf Chugging Wine On Stage Brixton Academy
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    Chugging red wine from the bottle…hardcore

  50. Crystal Hefner Cleavage Bikini Instagram
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    Excuse me while I visualize her opening the Ark of the Covenant and staring directly in it.

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