Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which I’m just going to say right off the bat is a completely giant-cockless shell of a post compared to yesterday’s masterpiece. For the two of you that managed to resist the magnetic pull of the fasspenis, from where do you draw your power, TELL ME FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!! today we’ve got Holly Madison remembering what she had to do or else dinner wouldn’t be served at the mansion, as well as in light of what we now know about Bryan Cranston, this pic from last nights Total Recall premiere seems way more messed up. Is it me or did Pamela Anderson also just realize they tricked her into getting in that coffin?
That’s right, Kelly Brook, that less attractive woman next to you gets all the attention. I hope you learned a valuable lesson here,
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I CAN HAZ BOOBIE????
And now we know what became of Kevin Costner’s less well known brother…
“Why yes, it *is* just like fucking Katy Perry!”
MUST…. HOLD…. IN… FART!!!
you sooo read my mind and his.
… and read mine, too!
Actually, it looks like he is trying to let it out quietly, Kate is trying to take it in, but unfortunately it wafted down to the lady in front.
KISS really needs to stop performing without makeup.
It won’t let me like the comment but it needs to be known that I do!
Please put that makeup back on, Gene Simmons.
ONE minute too late. Well played, Mr. Georgio…
Duly noted, my friend. Great minds think alike.
oh Leo, what happened to you?
Kirstie Alley, your hypnotism weight loss tapes are not working.
She finally found her “Stretch so I don’t look decrepit” pose…
Do you think we’ll be having intercourse this evening dear? No? Jolly good.
Ebony and Ivory… together at last…
Don’t press charges, darling don’t press charges…
I want my obituary read out loud by him and Morgan Freeman…
I want my obituary (and grave stone) to read: “See? I told you I was sick!”
“Why yes, they did use a Wagner Power Painter to apply my makeup. Why do you ask?”
He could have at least gotten into costume…. oh wait
Bryan is testing the Prison Anti-Rape Suit of the future.
Shame on whoever is trying to take all the fun out of incarceration.
Seemingly a bigger douche as each day goes by … prolly die alone with many cats talking about the good old days when he was foolishly dumping supermodels.
Despite this just being a routine traffic violation hearing, the judge decided to throw the monster in jail for 30 years or death, whichever comes first.
good to see some celebs aging gracefully without the need for plastic surgery.
Nice try, Sinbad.
JESUS CHRIST!
Not to mention Jesus H. Christ!!!
No, NOT Jesus H. Christ…Charlie Fucking Chan!
easily the most beautiful woman in the world
Photoshop to the rescue…
She really looks like this:
http://www.nypost.com/rw/nypost/2011/02/02/pagesix/photos_stories/irina_shayk–300×300.jpg
gosh, that’s just terrible.
Looked better before she started messing with her face:
[img]http://www.plasticsurgerydolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/irina-shayk-lip-surgery.png[/img]
Why do they do it? Why do perfectly beautiful women fuck up their faces with plastic surgery? How could she look at that perfect face and say “Let me cut into it?”
That really is a sad commentary on today’s society, and the entertainment/modeling industries in particular. I totally agree with you, Don.
The guy is wondering “How am I supposed to see her ass through all of that bullshit?”
leaked photo from the new JACKASS movie?
His Royal Boner is making Michael Phelps uncomfortable.
Nature vs Nurture.. See next photo of his stodgy ” ahem ” brother.
Hell Yeah
He looks so much younger with surgery
hehehehe
Would do.
Hahahaha! You would not, Kimmy! :D
The Richard Greco of the new Millenium.
What a useless twat in yet another useless twat movie..
This isn’t for a movie. This picture is part of portrait series for the Disney theme parks in which celebrities portray Disney characters. This series started in 2007 and has featured, among others, Penelope Cruz as Bell, Alec Baldwin as The Mirror on the Wall, and Scarlett Johansson as Cinderella.
Phew. Thanks for that.
I know it doesn’t matter, but I figured I’d mention what the photo is really for in case someone thought there was actually a movie starring Brand as Captain Hook in the works. The third sentence is just some trivia I felt like throwing in.
Thanks. The useless twatliness isn’t excused but we still sort of appreciate an explanation that wasn’t really necessary.
Hey, no problem. Explaining things that don’t need to be explained and sharing useless information is just something I like to do.
I saw Weekend At Bernie’s a long time ago, so this shit isn’t fooling me.
so good
Donkey boner !
“Dude – I totally worship you man and even dress like you, bro!”
Where’s Jedward?
Even the thumbnail made me foul my trousers.
Come on. Tastes like chicken.
Yeah sorry, I don’t think they are going to do ANOTHER Spiderman reboot this soon..
Effeminate..Beard and all
Glorious PartialWood, at the very least.
The red carpet equivalent of duckface.
Stay Classy San Diego!
“Mr. Jones, could I have an auto… GAG! CHOKE!”
Hahaha
Inigo Montoya..” Prepare to die” .
Brilliant.
Dude, a single hair on Montoya’s stache had more testosterone than this thing.
She just saw that Wayne Newton picture and realized she isn’t the *worst* plastic surgery victim in the world.
But on the realization that they shared the same surgeon she rethought her glee…took out her pocket mirror and….
My gaydar just went off
Rejected Sesame Street puppet No. 42.
White Rapper Kevin ” Triple burger with Chesse ” Federline.
Yes, Hef’s Prehistoric Penis did look a little like this.
Urkel’s Grand Pappy
I’ll take the one on the right!