The Crap We Missed – Thursday 8.2.12

August 2nd, 2012 // 551 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which I’m just going to say right off the bat is a completely giant-cockless shell of a post compared to yesterday’s masterpiece. For the two of you that managed to resist the magnetic pull of the fasspenis, from where do you draw your power, TELL ME FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!! today we’ve got Holly Madison remembering what she had to do or else dinner wouldn’t be served at the mansion, as well as in light of what we now know about Bryan Cranston, this pic from last nights Total Recall premiere seems way more messed up. Is it me or did Pamela Anderson also just realize they tricked her into getting in that coffin?

That’s right, Kelly Brook, that less attractive woman next to you gets all the attention. I hope you learned a valuable lesson here,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Wayne Newton Facelift Receeding Hairline Court
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    I CAN HAZ BOOBIE????

  2. Prince Harry Olympics
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    And now we know what became of Kevin Costner’s less well known brother…

  3. Russell Brand Captain Hook Alligator Jaws Disney
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    “Why yes, it *is* just like fucking Katy Perry!”

  4. Prince William Kate Middleton Olympics Tennis Andy Murry Match
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    MUST…. HOLD…. IN… FART!!!

  5. Wayne Newton Facelift Receeding Hairline Court
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    KISS really needs to stop performing without makeup.

  6. Wayne Newton Facelift Receeding Hairline Court
    Lemmiwinks
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    Please put that makeup back on, Gene Simmons.

  7. Leonardo DiCaprio Hat Goatee
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    oh Leo, what happened to you?

  8. Kate Walsh Exercise Clothes
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    Kirstie Alley, your hypnotism weight loss tapes are not working.

  9. Janice Dickinson Cleavage
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    She finally found her “Stretch so I don’t look decrepit” pose…

  10. Prince William Kate Middleton Olympics Tennis Andy Murry Match
    Sven Golly
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    Do you think we’ll be having intercourse this evening dear? No? Jolly good.

  11. Kevin Federline
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    Ebony and Ivory… together at last…

  12. Wayne Newton Facelift Receeding Hairline Court
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    Don’t press charges, darling don’t press charges…

  13. James Earl Jones Moustache
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    I want my obituary read out loud by him and Morgan Freeman…

  14. Pamela Anderson Awkward Pose
    Seriously?!
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    “Why yes, they did use a Wagner Power Painter to apply my makeup. Why do you ask?”

  15. Russell Brand Captain Hook Alligator Jaws Disney
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    He could have at least gotten into costume…. oh wait

  16. Bryan Cranston Total Recall Premiere
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Bryan is testing the Prison Anti-Rape Suit of the future.

  17. Leonardo DiCaprio Hat Goatee
    Turd Ferguson
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    Seemingly a bigger douche as each day goes by … prolly die alone with many cats talking about the good old days when he was foolishly dumping supermodels.

  18. Wayne Newton Facelift Receeding Hairline Court
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Despite this just being a routine traffic violation hearing, the judge decided to throw the monster in jail for 30 years or death, whichever comes first.

  19. Wayne Newton Facelift Receeding Hairline Court
    Turd Ferguson
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    good to see some celebs aging gracefully without the need for plastic surgery.

  20. Leonardo DiCaprio Hat Goatee
    YAAR
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    Nice try, Sinbad.

  21. Wayne Newton Facelift Receeding Hairline Court
    Bigalkie
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    JESUS CHRIST!

  22. Irina Shayk Cleavage Bikini Top Agua Bendita
    richie
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    easily the most beautiful woman in the world

  23. Leighton Meester Rainbow Umbrella Gossip Girl Set
    dontkillthemessenger
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    The guy is wondering “How am I supposed to see her ass through all of that bullshit?”

  24. Russell Brand Captain Hook Alligator Jaws Disney
    Turd Ferguson
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    leaked photo from the new JACKASS movie?

  25. Prince Harry Olympics
    dontkillthemessenger
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    His Royal Boner is making Michael Phelps uncomfortable.

  26. Prince Harry Olympics
    Bigalkie
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    Nature vs Nurture.. See next photo of his stodgy ” ahem ” brother.

  27. Joss Stone Cleavage Sundress
    Bigalkie
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    Hell Yeah

  28. Wayne Newton Facelift Receeding Hairline Court
    Freebie48
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    He looks so much younger with surgery

  29. Constantine Maroulis Chest Hair Open Shirt
    Turd Ferguson
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    The Richard Greco of the new Millenium.

  30. Russell Brand Captain Hook Alligator Jaws Disney
    Bigalkie
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    What a useless twat in yet another useless twat movie..

    • The more you know...

      This isn’t for a movie. This picture is part of portrait series for the Disney theme parks in which celebrities portray Disney characters. This series started in 2007 and has featured, among others, Penelope Cruz as Bell, Alec Baldwin as The Mirror on the Wall, and Scarlett Johansson as Cinderella.

      • Phew. Thanks for that.

      • The more you know...

        I know it doesn’t matter, but I figured I’d mention what the photo is really for in case someone thought there was actually a movie starring Brand as Captain Hook in the works. The third sentence is just some trivia I felt like throwing in.

      • Blech

        Thanks. The useless twatliness isn’t excused but we still sort of appreciate an explanation that wasn’t really necessary.

      • The more you know...

        Hey, no problem. Explaining things that don’t need to be explained and sharing useless information is just something I like to do.

  31. Prince William Kate Middleton Olympics Tennis Andy Murry Match
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I saw Weekend At Bernie’s a long time ago, so this shit isn’t fooling me.

  32. Irina Shayk Cleavage Bikini Top Agua Bendita
    DeucePickle
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    Donkey boner !

  33. Kevin Federline
    Turd Ferguson
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    “Dude – I totally worship you man and even dress like you, bro!”

  34. Janice Dickinson Cleavage
    Bigalkie
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    Where’s Jedward?

  35. Wayne Newton Facelift Receeding Hairline Court
    CranAppleSnapple
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    Even the thumbnail made me foul my trousers.

  36. Holly Madison Iguana
    Turd Ferguson
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    Come on. Tastes like chicken.

  37. Penn Badgley Guitar Gossip Girl Set
    YAAR
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    Yeah sorry, I don’t think they are going to do ANOTHER Spiderman reboot this soon..

  38. Jason Segel Scruffy Beard
    Bigalkie
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    Effeminate..Beard and all

  39. Preeya Kalidas Cleavage Kelly Brook Fascinator
    Turd Ferguson
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    Glorious PartialWood, at the very least.

  40. Meagan Good Cleavage Tight Dress Total Recall Premiere
    Turd Ferguson
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    The red carpet equivalent of duckface.

  41. Pamela Anderson Awkward Pose
    Bigalkie
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    Stay Classy San Diego!

  42. James Earl Jones Moustache
    Charlie Kirby
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    “Mr. Jones, could I have an auto… GAG! CHOKE!”

  43. Constantine Maroulis Chest Hair Open Shirt
    Bigalkie
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    Inigo Montoya..” Prepare to die” .

  44. Janice Dickinson Cleavage
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    She just saw that Wayne Newton picture and realized she isn’t the *worst* plastic surgery victim in the world.

    • squishy

      But on the realization that they shared the same surgeon she rethought her glee…took out her pocket mirror and….

  45. Leighton Meester Rainbow Umbrella Gossip Girl Set
    DeucePickle
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    My gaydar just went off

  46. Wayne Newton Facelift Receeding Hairline Court
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    Rejected Sesame Street puppet No. 42.

  47. Kevin Federline
    Bigalkie
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    White Rapper Kevin ” Triple burger with Chesse ” Federline.

  48. Holly Madison Iguana
    Bigalkie
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    Yes, Hef’s Prehistoric Penis did look a little like this.

  49. James Earl Jones Moustache
    Bigalkie
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    Urkel’s Grand Pappy

  50. Preeya Kalidas Cleavage Kelly Brook Fascinator
    Bigalkie
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    I’ll take the one on the right!

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