“If Tom says this is Suri, then this is Suri. Hello, Suri, how are you today? What’s that? Daddy’s re-educating the real you? Hahaha! Silly goose.”
Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Halle Berry about to break her foot off in the paparazzi’s ass (If you notice she’s not wearing the proper footwear, you’re doing it wrong.), how I want from my coffee from now on and Blake Lively confusing me for a rearview mirror which happens way often than you’d think. I’m very reflective.
Is Akon officially white now? Can we get a ruling on that?
- The Superficial
Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
British victims are eerily cheerful.
That’s the face of someone who has just had young, supple balls on her chin for the very first time.
for once her chin isn’t dominating the picture….
Her body parts are all misproportioned. Hips from an old russian woman, tree trunk legs from a bulgravian lumberjack, old man hands, fried egg breasts, and those awful scientology zombie eyes.
Him, Gerard Butler and Shia Lebeuf are doing “The three Stooges, the schizo hobo version”
In every picture, there is a black man, saying it all with his erection.
Im not following Forrest Whitaker, Lacey.
If I was her pool boy, I would crawl on my hands and knees and just stick my tongue out and move up and down while I made that robotic voice noise you make into a fan.
I know he’s gathering a flock but it’s out of frame. Worst photography ever. You’re suppose to tell a story when you take a pic, especially when it’s going to get on a celeb site. It is now written.
You want me to get back in this car and run you down? ‘Cuz I’m good at that, muthafucka.
She’s counting down the days till Contract Expiration Day. “Yay!” she’s thinking she’ll say when that day comes.
He is not aging well. Get thee to a surgeon.
You missed a word. Recent “race” riots… It is all poor “disenfranchised” ethnic groups… Wah wah wah wah…. Fuck the lot of them!!
I have no idea where to put the emphasis in that name…
Oh look mommy is teaching her son how to drive
The kid just flipped the camera guy the bird!!
Pretty sure Fish could start making up names to give this guy whenever he’s posted, knowing none of us have a clue until we scroll down and see someone make a Mclovin joke.
Great assets…
I can’t believe I’m look at anything other than her, but is that guy wearing a half shirt?
She should make that expression all the time. Her chin looks much more proportionate now.
He’s entering his Crispin Glover phase.
I can almost hear his ACL popping.
Is he making fun of Jennifer Love Hewitt with that outfit?
When did she start dating Chris Brown?
‘Cept for having more hair on her chest than I do, she’s pretty hot
In every pic, there’s a fat chick with a camera, saying it all with her tooth…
I bet people would have sex with her.
I’m sorry Mr Akon, but we’re revoking your black card.
Randy Quaid is looking better!
I say whip it. Whip it gooooood*
Are we sure it’s not Jennifer Love Hewitt in a blonde wig?