The Crap We Missed – Thursday 8.18.11

August 18th, 2011 // 350 Comments

“If Tom says this is Suri, then this is Suri. Hello, Suri, how are you today? What’s that? Daddy’s re-educating the real you? Hahaha! Silly goose.”

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Halle Berry about to break her foot off in the paparazzi’s ass (If you notice she’s not wearing the proper footwear, you’re doing it wrong.), how I want from my coffee from now on and Blake Lively confusing me for a rearview mirror which happens way often than you’d think. I’m very reflective.

Is Akon officially white now? Can we get a ruling on that?

- The Superficial

The Crap We Missed

Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Katie Holmes
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    you kinda know a girl is not playing with a full deck is when she is playing with a doll and is breastfeeding it.

  2. Blake Lively Nipples No Bra
    Cock Dr
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    Poor little dog.

  3. Katie Price
    Cock Dr
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    Poor little kid.

  4. Blake Lively Nipples No Bra
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    couldn’t wait to go somewhere private in do that. you know they arrested Pee Wee Herman for doing that in public.

  5. Crystal Harris Jordon McGraw
    Cock Dr
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    One person in the picture was super happy to be photographed.

  6. Imogen Thomas Tight Dress
    Cock Dr
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    Imogen knows how to get the attention of US celebrity gossip internet bloggers.

  7. Prince Harry
    Frank The Duck
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    Be of good cheer! You don’t see my family rioting and we have never worked a day in our lives. The lower classes are so coarse.

  8. Salma Hayek Wig
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    I wonder if Chaz Bono sees this and will need therapy

  9. Reese Witherspoon
    Frank The Duck
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    God I’m so loaded I can’t even pick my nose…

  10. Katie Holmes
    Crabby Old Guy
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    She looks so sad, so alone, so withdrawn and fragile.

    That’s right, my friends, I must nail her. Nail her long. Nail her dirty. Nail her so hard that her mom cums. Yeah. THAT kind of nail.

    For her own good, of course.

    Just call me, “Mr. Sensitive”.

  11. Katie Holmes
    Bish Please
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    It’s messed up that I know this, but her boots alone retail for $750. $750. She has Hilary Duff disease – they make classic, stylish items look so fuckin’ cheap.

  12. Akon Segway
    Mike
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    Looks like they re-cast the role of GOB.

  13. Blake Lively Nipples No Bra
    Julie
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    I love that dog!

  14. Katie Holmes
    tlmck
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    Judging by her face, Tom has her back on the meds.

  15. Salma Hayek Wig
    tlmck
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    Lemme guess. They could not get Sandra Bullock for the part.

  16. Jennifer Morrison Butt Tight Jeans
    Tad Bit Tipsy
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    I bet you when she move it like the sounds of someone rubbing a ballon very hard.
    Thanks for the ass shot!

  17. Reese Witherspoon
    tlmck
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    Good girl. Stay covered up like that. Nobody wants to see what’s underneath.

  18. David Arquette
    tlmck
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    If he does not get a gig soon, he is going to run out of money for the VIP room at the strip cub.

  19. Lacey Schwimmer Kyle Massey
    tlmck
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    It was good for me. Was it good for you?

  20. Jennifer Morrison Butt Tight Jeans
    tlmck
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    This is why women pay more for jeans.

  21. Katie Holmes
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    I think Scientology has stunted her growth.

  22. Jennifer Morrison Butt Tight Jeans
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    mmm tasty– but stretch jeans do look better form without panties

  23. Akon Segway
    peepee
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    It was either this or a Rascal.

  24. Salma Hayek Wig
    peepee
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    Where did her boobies go?

  25. Prince Harry
    peepee
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    Fa fa fa fa fa fa-fa. Pippa’s buns.

  26. Bar Refaeli Bikini
    peepee
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    Is he attempting a vag punch?

  27. Katie Price
    peepee
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    I’m calling child protection services. Sicko.

  28. Halle Berry Cleavage
    peepee
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    “Milk, milk, lemonade…”

  29. David Arquette
    peepee
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    Here’s David Arquette seriously contemplating pulling a “Depardieu.”

  30. Jude Law Scruffy Beard
    peepee
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    Ryan Dunn?

  31. Lacey Schwimmer Kyle Massey
    peepee
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    Getting close, but she’s no Coco.

  32. Cat Deely Samsung Galaxy
    peepee
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    The new high-end celebrity outdoor toilet. When she poops, it comes out stars like the playdoh machine!

  33. Bar Refaeli Bikini
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    I thought Michael Lohan’s signature move was a kick to the box, not a punch…

  34. Crystal Harris Jordon McGraw
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    The McGraw boys sure have a thing for Hef’s sloppy seconds, it seems.

  35. Katie Price
    Stucco
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    Now that’s right honey, roll over it with your tongue and your boyfriend will someday buy you boobs just like mommy.

  36. Katie Holmes
    cc
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    This might be merely wierd if not for the fact she appears to be nursing it.

  37. Reese Witherspoon
    GuidotheRed
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    Look out! She’s unhinging her jaw to deploy The Mandible of Doom!

  38. Jeremy Piven
    cc
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    Your show is coming to an end and, as a matter of fact, we don’t expect to see you again.

  39. dude_on

    This is better than the tomboy phase. At least she is allowed to appear feminine. I don’t see the doll as a sign of regression. She has come a long way.

  40. Imogen Thomas Tight Dress
    GuidotheRed
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    (Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold night! Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold night!)

  41. Cat Deely Samsung Galaxy
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    This chick is so irritating, but man, those legs!

  42. Imogen Thomas Tight Dress
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    Huh, so that’s what her tits look like covered up.

  43. Imogen Thomas Tight Dress
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    “I’m here for the gangbang.”

  44. Imogen Thomas Tight Dress
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    Looks like business is about to pick up.

  45. Jeremy Piven
    Deryn
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    Boy, it’s a good thing you’re funny. Allegedly.

  46. Salma Hayek Wig
    Deryn
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    Wow, the hair net she wore yesterday (?) was sexier.

  47. Brad Garrett
    Deryn
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    I hate those hats, but for some reason I like it on him. Go figure.

  48. David Arquette
    Deryn
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    Old man at the club.

  49. Imogen Thomas Tight Dress
    Deryn
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    This angle and/or those shoes are doing her legs no favors. Not that anyone cares.

  50. Salma Hayek Wig
    Arzach
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    More cleavage! Hurry! More cleavage!!!

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