“If Tom says this is Suri, then this is Suri. Hello, Suri, how are you today? What’s that? Daddy’s re-educating the real you? Hahaha! Silly goose.”
Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Halle Berry about to break her foot off in the paparazzi’s ass (If you notice she’s not wearing the proper footwear, you’re doing it wrong.), how I want from my coffee from now on and Blake Lively confusing me for a rearview mirror which happens way often than you’d think. I’m very reflective.
Is Akon officially white now? Can we get a ruling on that?
- The Superficial
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She can’t believe that there are Paps all over the place in L.A. taking pictures of famous people in public.
I know, right? The nerve!
Hey-up, I’ll pay you five quid to french kiss that ginger lass…
What? You never seen a skinny black woman without a bra? Oh! Really? You haven’t?
Um…looks like she IS wearing a bra.
Why yes, I am a former WCW World Heavyweight Champion
Jude Law and Dude Love are cousins
cad.
Could he be more Jewish?
We brought our white woman for sacrifice…can I get an Amen?
AMEN!
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Still not as gay as Twilight.
Princess? How about Fucktard #2 instead?
McLovin
Try and pull that shit with his mother and see what happens. It may not be done in public anymore but you know that bitch is still cutting off heads.
That little girl just got her first boner.
Her boob job has left her with a permanent titty hard on. I decided.
As if things weren’t bad enough, the Aunt Jemima treatment’s freaking ridiculous!
Nigga stole my rims! Niggas stole by engine! Niggas stole my seats! Niggas stole my radio! Niggas even stole my steering wheel! Shit! I’m moving in with my auntie and uncle in Bel Air!
I think it’s Gucci, yeah.
She must not be commando. The crowds too small.
funny. and i agree with you
Wow she’s retarded. Princess? Are her other kids named Unicorn and Pony?
Damn you Fish, now my right forearm is sore…
Growing a large beard does not make you look less bald.
I’d like to know just what the hell is happening?
You look like a current pedophile in this picture.
Actually, it also looks like the adult simulation of someone who was abducted as a child. The cycle perpetuates itself.
If she bends over or sits down give her a wide berth cuz that butt seam’s doing all it can. Reminds me of Jordache jeans that took 30 minutes to zip and button laying down.
“five seconds later, lively realized ‘puppy shot put’ would never be the olympic sport she had dreamed it might be.”
Wow Suri grew over night!
“i don’t often drink beer, but when i do, i drink all of it.”
“when you’re a jet, you’re a jet all the way, from your first cigarette to your last dying day…”
At least she is sort of smiling. That’s something right? RIGHT?!?! Lol.
Holy shit.
She looks seriously void of any intelligence or life.
All jokes aside she looks majorly fucked up.
Is that a fucking Gucci Fanny Pack?
Looks like Louis Vuitton.
Nah, Gucci, I think.
This girl needs to learn that you don’t do your touchdown celebration until after you spike the dog.
Is Floyd Mayweather getting his hair cut again?
Reference: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhE6MkaIzaI
snappy dresser.
TJ Maxx strikes again. Only this time it struck my memories and erection.
I don’t care if it is Gucci, a fanny pack is a fanny pack. FAIL.
Samsung Galaxy? do the mean the boring normal one or the galaxy s2 I’ve had for 4 months now… geez your so behind…. ahahhahaha
$20 says he’s a gym teacher from Queens.
Does this mean she was pregnant the whole time? Because if she had a son with Leo that’s exactly what he would look like,
Fuck the trout pout. The trout gulp is where it’s at.
“Aw, hell nah mafucker! Jus’ ’cause I be fucking crackers don’t mean I ain’t go all ghetto. I am black, bitch! Here, hold ‘dis child and my gold teefes!”
Katie gives good face, can’t argue with that.
He’s about to go all Joaquin Phoenix on us, isn’t he?
Dang, thought it was Demi Moore in mom jeans.
Let me show you… Derelicte! It is a fashion. A way of life inspired by the very homeless, the vagrants, the crack whores that make this wonderful city so unique. And I want you Jude, to be the face, the image, nay the spirit, of Derelicte.
At least her thumb doesn’t taste like silicone and desperation.
Exactly!
I smell a hernia!
McUnemployed.
If by “unemployed,” you mean, appearing in Fright Night and three movies slated to come out next year and currently filming a fourth and signed on to reprise his voice role in the How to Train Your Dragon sequel—you should be so unemployed.
“Hey, these belong to ME! Here’s a preview; if you wanna see them both, go rent Swordfish”, said the baby.
Prince Charles meeting with victims of the recent laugh riots in London.
Yukon Cornelius lost his toque.