My god that’s the sharpest tit I’ve ever seen!

She would permanently walk around like that after I was done with her.

oh my god, blake lively just gave birth to a 6 lb 4 oz dog

Her boob job has left her with a permanent titty hard on. I decided.

“five seconds later, lively realized ‘puppy shot put’ would never be the olympic sport she had dreamed it might be.”

This girl needs to learn that you don’t do your touchdown celebration until after you spike the dog.

Does this mean she was pregnant the whole time? Because if she had a son with Leo that’s exactly what he would look like,

Poor little dog.

couldn’t wait to go somewhere private in do that. you know they arrested Pee Wee Herman for doing that in public.

I love that dog!

“Try as I may I can’t make my tits fall out of this damned shirt.”

I know that for whatever reason they always insist on lightening the skin of black celebrities in photos, but this picture of Willow Smith is absolutely ridiculous.

I say whip it. Whip it gooooood*