Akon in Miami Beach. (August 17, 2011)
He just lost all street cred, permanently. He could stomp a guy to death for his Air Jordans and still not get it back.
Hilarious*! Totally thinking the same thing. In Beijing some of the Chinese employees @ fancy hotels use those things to hail taxis for guests~ hehe
I am kinda disappointed. I expected it to be rolling on 24’s.
I wonder if he recently got his auto tuned?
This is begging for Photoshopped spinners.
He must be craving some attention. Jennifer Love Hewitt is probably making calls right now and she’ll be riding one up and down a busy thoroughfare before sundown.
Nice to see somebody use the little purse that comes in a box of Tampons.
wait, there is a purse in every box of tampons?
hehehe laughed out loud! Wait wait they give purses w/ boxes of tampons in the States?!! I’m paying for overpriced tampons in China + have no special purse inside — maybe they get lost on the importing adventure?!
Photoshopped. We all know black people don’t ride Segways.
I bet he just had sex.
The rims on that ride suck. Sucka.
“Take that, Weird Al!”
They see me rollin, they hatin.
You look like a total asshole riding one but that sh*t is fun!
Still not as gay as Twilight.
Nigga stole my rims! Niggas stole by engine! Niggas stole my seats! Niggas stole my radio! Niggas even stole my steering wheel! Shit! I’m moving in with my auntie and uncle in Bel Air!
I think it’s Gucci, yeah.
Is that a fucking Gucci Fanny Pack?
Looks like Louis Vuitton.
Nah, Gucci, I think.
Is Floyd Mayweather getting his hair cut again?
I don’t care if it is Gucci, a fanny pack is a fanny pack. FAIL.
Looks like they re-cast the role of GOB.
It was either this or a Rascal.
“Tired of being pulled over by local police for suspicion of Grand Theft Auto, Akon thinks he has come up with the perfect solution. Unfortunately no one has advised him that Segues aren’t legal for the freeway.”
I guess that this mode of transportation isn’t really that surprising for a guy who has Lu Lu Lu as one of his (many) middle names.
My legs, they are tired.
Does anyone ride these things unironically?
I know he’s gathering a flock but it’s out of frame. Worst photography ever. You’re suppose to tell a story when you take a pic, especially when it’s going to get on a celeb site. It is now written.
I’m sorry Mr Akon, but we’re revoking your black card.
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