The Crap We Missed – Thursday 8.16.12

August 16th, 2012 // 546 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, where it turns out Molly Ringwald has been a porno librarian this whole time, we begin casting for A Lindsay Lohan Carol, set at Chateau Marmont, with Janice Dickinson as The Ghost of Cocaine Future, and how the hell can Tom Sizemore still afford blow when he has to keep buying a new one of these for every red carpet appearance? Oh right, murder. I forgot that nobody cares when you murder prostitutes instead of paying them.

I don’t know who Jennifer Hawkins is, or why she has nine hip bones, but I approve,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Janice Dickinson Cleavage Drunk
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    Kiedis looks so much better without that hitler ‘stache.

  2. Kathleen Turner
    Joe
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    I thought it was Steve McMichael.

  3. Edie Falco Hailing Cab
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    Resist the temptation, sparky.

  4. Tracy Morgan Belly Megan Wollover
    anonym
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    he needs to stop showing his ugly ass fat belly.
    shit is disgusting to look at.

  5. Julia Stiles
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    “Oh, thank God! Papparazzi! They still remember me!”

  6. Kathleen Turner
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    “Solo! Hay lapa no ya, Solo!”

  7. Matthew McConaughey Medicine Ball Workout
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    “And once you have her head cradled firmly in your hands, you thrust forward until she gags. Then just keep doin that until you nut.”

  8. Kate Upton Butt Side Boob Tight Dress
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    Goddamn I would wreck her.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9x11nepSy4

  9. Tulisa Contostavlos Butt Spandex Dress
    Joe
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    First time I’ve ever seen her dressed. And standing.

  10. Janice Dickinson Cleavage Drunk
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    Nothing sexier than a woman with two black eyes and fat lips!

  11. Kelly Brook Butt Side Boob Tight Dress
    Cock Dr
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    The anorexics hate her.

  12. Kathleen Turner
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    I thought Sam Kinison died? Well, at least he quit wearing that trenchcoat.

  13. Matthew McConaughey Medicine Ball Workout
    Johnny P!
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    Five seconds after the pic was taken, he worked up a sweat and his t-shirt evaporated…

  14. Edie Falco Hailing Cab
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    Good looks? I surrender!

  15. Amy Childs Cleavage Fragrance Launch
    kelly
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    NICE TITS!

  16. Taryn Manning Skinny Legs Short Shorts
    Johnny P!
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    That’s an attractive look (for a homeless alien…)

  17. Kelly Brook Butt Side Boob Tight Dress
    superdouche
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    Another “The Crap We Missed”; Another bandage dress.

  18. Kate Upton Butt Side Boob Tight Dress
    Joe
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    Kate Upton < Kelly Brook.

  19. Irina Shayk Butt Side Boob Tight Dress
    kelly
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    Very fuckable.

  20. Sylvester Stallone Chuck Norris Whispering Secrets The Expendables 2 Premiere
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    No PDAs on the red carpet. Get a room, you two.

  21. Kathleen Turner
    Johnny P!
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    They’re doing a “World According To Garp” re-make?

  22. Joey Lawrence Tight V Neck Shirt
    Colin
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    I’m pretty sure this was just a practical joke to get him next to the word expendable.

  23. Amy Childs Cleavage Fragrance Launch
    Contusion
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    It gives you the ability to write while looking in another direction.

  24. Sarah Jessica Parker
    kelly
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    If I was married to her, I’d drive my car into an Irish kid, too.

  25. Nicki Minaj Nipples Cleavage
    Joe
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    Tattoo translation contest, please.

  26. Molly Ringwald Glasses Legs Book Reading
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    We were soooo cheated out of the leg shot here. Thanks, blurry bald dude.

  27. Sylvester Stallone Chuck Norris Whispering Secrets The Expendables 2 Premiere
    Contusion
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    Hey Sly…honestly…can you tell I’m wearing a wig? It’s good, right?

  28. Charisma Carpenter Cleavage The Expendables 2
    kelly
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    I’d like to cum all over her charisma.

  29. Taryn Manning Skinny Legs Short Shorts
    mr. fuck you
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    boomkunt

  30. Taryn Manning Skinny Legs Short Shorts
    Who's your mama
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    Filthy cunt.

  31. Charisma Carpenter Cleavage The Expendables 2
    Colin
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    Motherhood has been good to her.

  32. Tracy Morgan Belly Megan Wollover
    Contusion
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    He’s even got stretch marks.

  33. Jennifer Hawkins Bikini
    kelly
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    Nice cans for a skinny girl. I’ll take two, please.

  34. Charisma Carpenter Cleavage The Expendables 2
    Johnny P!
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    This chick knows how to get out of a car!

  35. Tom Sizemore Date Cleavage The Expendables 2 Premiere
    Mr Smap Beav Sr
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    Why is it I hear a Renfield laugh

  36. Joey Lawrence Tight V Neck Shirt
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    What exactly is the point of getting so buff when you carry around a man purse with you?

  37. Kate Upton Butt Side Boob Tight Dress
    kelly
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    She might just go the way of Jessica Simpson.

  38. Kathleen Turner
    Bonerspunk
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    Damn, Nick Nolte has seen better days!

  39. Tom Sizemore Date Cleavage The Expendables 2 Premiere
    Contusion
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    This guy is always the definition of class, isn’t he?

  40. Sarah Jessica Parker
    Johnny P!
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    Fuck! I thought that was Chloe Sevigny.

  41. Janice Dickinson Cleavage Drunk
    Mr Smap Beav Sr
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    Its the wicked witch and her flying monkey

  42. Kathleen Turner
    Contusion
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    “No, seriously. The sandwich was THIS big. I could barely finish the whole thing.”

  43. Janice Dickinson Cleavage Drunk
    Contusion
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    Anyone that doesn’t believe in evolution just needs to study this photo.

  44. Sarah Jessica Parker
    Mr Smap Beav Sr
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    She’s turning into a raisen – the juice leaked out a long time ago

  45. Julia Stiles
    Who's your mama
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    Everygirl face.

  46. Jennifer Hawkins Bikini
    Mr Smap Beav Sr
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    Who stuck the 2 puff pastries on this thing

  47. Claudia Romani Butt Bikini
    Mr Smap Beav Sr
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    That thing a chasity belt??

  48. Sylvester Stallone Chuck Norris Whispering Secrets The Expendables 2 Premiere
    sofa king
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    “i crap bigger than you Stallone”

  49. Joey Lawrence Tight V Neck Shirt
    sofa king
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    WHHHHOOOOAAAAATTTTT the FUCK?!?

  50. Jennifer Hawkins Bikini
    Who's your mama
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    Disgusting pecs.

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