The Crap We Missed – Thursday 8.16.12

August 16th, 2012 // 546 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, where it turns out Molly Ringwald has been a porno librarian this whole time, we begin casting for A Lindsay Lohan Carol, set at Chateau Marmont, with Janice Dickinson as The Ghost of Cocaine Future, and how the hell can Tom Sizemore still afford blow when he has to keep buying a new one of these for every red carpet appearance? Oh right, murder. I forgot that nobody cares when you murder prostitutes instead of paying them.

I don’t know who Jennifer Hawkins is, or why she has nine hip bones, but I approve,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Tom Sizemore Date Cleavage The Expendables 2 Premiere
    Billebuoy
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    As I stated with the Joey Lawrence photo…

  2. Kathleen Turner
    Billebuoy
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    Holy shit. He’s ugly!

  3. Molly Ringwald Glasses Legs Book Reading
    JC
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    All of a sudden, I want to return library books late and take my punishment.

  4. Kate Upton Butt Side Boob Tight Dress
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    Lovely, just lovely…

  5. Janice Dickinson Cleavage Drunk
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    She done got herself a MAN

  6. Kelly Brook Butt Side Boob Tight Dress
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    Lovely…

  7. Janice Dickinson Cleavage Drunk
    Billebuoy
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    That’s the nastiest lesbian couple yet

  8. Amy Childs Cleavage Fragrance Launch
    Johnny P!
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    “Describe my new fragrance? Well… let’s see… it has base notes of musk, middle notes of citrus, and a top note of BIG TITS!!! Line-up starts on the left, folks…”

  9. Tom Sizemore Date Cleavage The Expendables 2 Premiere
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    Wow, some girls have NO shame…

  10. Molly Ringwald Glasses Legs Book Reading
    Anthony
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    Jinkies!

  11. Charisma Carpenter Cleavage The Expendables 2
    JC
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    I always thought she deserved to more than a bit player. Mostly due to boobs.

  12. Taryn Manning Skinny Legs Short Shorts
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    OH FU Taryn Manning, you should be happy that anybody is paying attention to you.

  13. Matthew McConaughey Medicine Ball Workout
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    A good ole fashioned game of Derp Ball

  14. Sylvester Stallone Chuck Norris Whispering Secrets The Expendables 2 Premiere
    DeucePickle
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    I told you to take those fucking F-bombs out.

  15. Jennifer Hawkins Bikini
    Frank Burns
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    Looks like she borrowed Buffalo Bill’s skinsuit.

  16. Molly Ringwald Glasses Legs Book Reading
    Dinosaurland
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    “…and then when the ghost finally showed up, wouldn’t you know it, my glasses broke.”

  17. Sarah Jessica Parker
    JC
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    When you see legs like that, it’s just downright cruel not to put a bullet in the poor old mare’s brain.

  18. Tom Sizemore Date Cleavage The Expendables 2 Premiere
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    It’s called “hitchin” when guys walk around holding up their pants because the pants are too big.

  19. Joey Lawrence Tight V Neck Shirt
    Anthony
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    There are so many people that feel they don’t need to give their legs a workout, has anyone else noticed that?

    • Anonymous

      It’s the same weird concept that the more buff a man gets the tighter and gayer he wears his clothing.

  20. Nicki Minaj Nipples Cleavage
    Johnny P!
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    Thanks for cropping out her (usually barely covered) huge ass and massive, lumpy thighs, Photoboy!

  21. Jennifer Hawkins Bikini
    JC
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    I didn’t even know a person could have hip abs.

  22. Kathleen Turner
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    Val Kilmer

  23. Gene Simmons
    Anthony
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    Hey it’s a Jeremy Renner pose

  24. Sarah Jessica Parker
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    My Little Crony

  25. Sylvester Stallone Chuck Norris Whispering Secrets The Expendables 2 Premiere
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    I know it was you. You broke my heart.

  26. Gene Simmons
    Dinosaurland
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    I never knew the frontman of Kiss was an old Jewish lesbian grandma.

  27. Charisma Carpenter Cleavage The Expendables 2
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    Stupid foot tattoo

  28. Kathleen Turner
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    loved her in Californication. but man is she scary-looking.

  29. Sarah Jessica Parker
    JPC
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    She should only be photographed at that angle with that lighting. Her face looks shockingly un-horse-like in this picture

  30. Janice Dickinson Cleavage Drunk
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    Why is she carrying a jockey around?

  31. Molly Ringwald Glasses Legs Book Reading
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    Shouldn’t she have titled it “After the 80′s, When it Stops Happening to You.”

    • The original title was Obscurity: When It Happens to You, but the publisher figured that putting Molly Ringwald’s name above the title made the “Obscurity” part superfluous.

  32. Amy Childs Cleavage Fragrance Launch
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    Insert a quarter and it spits out a fortune card.

  33. Tracy Morgan Belly Megan Wollover
    DeucePickle
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    You never hear Fish talk about how this guy looks pregnant…and he looks like he’s about to have twins.

  34. Kathleen Turner
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    Does anybody remember when she was a sex symbol?

    • Does anybody remember when she was a woman?

    • Beautiful small breasts with nipples like thumbs sticking out about a half inch.
      All you 20 something guys who think they got it made for life with your fairly good looking wife . . . take a look at your mother-in-law and imagine waking up next to THAT in 25 or 30 years. Or worse still, look at you father-in-law and image waking up next to HIM in 25 or 30 years.

  35. Nicki Minaj Nipples Cleavage
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    Someone should melt that thing down and turn it into something useful.

  36. Amy Childs Cleavage Fragrance Launch
    Frank Burns
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    The new fragrance is called “Anonymous” and is for women who want to smell like somebody no one has ever heard of.

  37. Kathleen Turner
    Anthony
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    Chris Farley lives

  38. Tracy Morgan Belly Megan Wollover
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    Now, push…PUSH…the baby is almost out, Mr. Morgan!

  39. Sarah Jessica Parker
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    In her bag?

    Apples and sugar cubes.

  40. Sylvester Stallone Chuck Norris Whispering Secrets The Expendables 2 Premiere
    Joe
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    Nice wig, Sly.

    You, too.

  41. Matthew McConaughey Medicine Ball Workout
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    “If I can’t be ‘skins’ then I’m not even going to try!”

  42. Sarah Jessica Parker
    Anthony
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    Time to guess how many cats she owns.

  43. Tom Sizemore Date Cleavage The Expendables 2 Premiere
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    Expendables.

    LOL

  44. Joey Lawrence Tight V Neck Shirt
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    Hello there, pinhead.

  45. Claudia Romani Butt Bikini
    Anthony
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    Fiiiiine you can have some attention

  46. Tom Sizemore Date Cleavage The Expendables 2 Premiere
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    Watching the clock for when her hour is up.

  47. Tom Sizemore Date Cleavage The Expendables 2 Premiere
    Cock Dr
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    The escort has that look…that look that you get when you realize you’ve made a huge mistake, and are now out alone in very dark dangerous waters.

  48. Tom Sizemore Date Cleavage The Expendables 2 Premiere
    Joe
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    They sell crack at premiers now?

  49. Sylvester Stallone Chuck Norris Whispering Secrets The Expendables 2 Premiere
    Frank Burns
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    “Tonight, you be Lone Wolf, and I’ll be Adrian.”

  50. Kelly Brook Butt Side Boob Tight Dress
    Joe
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    Damn. That’s one good-lookin’ woman.

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