The Crap We Missed – Thursday 8.15.13

August 15th, 2013 // 359 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, our light-hearted look at some very famous people who deserve our respect and admirati– HAHA I almost made it through that, no seriously, we come here to throw fireballs of hate at assholes. And sometimes to remember boobs from the 90′s. That said, here’s John Mayer explaining how he can stand to be around Katy Perry at all, “No dude, you don’t understand, this is just one of them,” JWoww trying to show Snooki that, “See? It’s not that bad, you should try it,” and Paris Hilton either at a foam party or starring in a Charlie Sheen syphilis fever-dream.

Wait, she doesn’t have all vaginas for body parts? It’s the foam party thing then,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Heather Graham Cleavage
    ultra
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    “that’s not my bellybutton.”

  2. JWoww Snooki Charity Dog Wash
    bergie
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    “You just crouch down, do like this and it’s almost like working for MTV again”

    “Right, that part I know, but what do I do about this flat ass?”

    “Surgery. Lots of it. Trust me, I know.”

  3. Heidi Klum Cleavage Pointing At Picture Americas Got Talent
    CK
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    Yeah I hate when my printer runs out of one color of ink, too.

  4. Anthony Weiner Staring Down At Crotch The New York City Mayoral Forum On Cultural Sensitivity & Tolerance
    JW
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    I’m sorry sir, the latest headline reads “Weiner Goes Limp in Polls”.

  5. Bethenny Frankel Nipples
    bergie
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    Kill it! Kill it with fire!

  6. JWoww Snooki Charity Dog Wash
    CK
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    That’s not charity, that’s their full-time job.

  7. Justin Bieber Shirtless Instagram
    JW
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    It’s the poster for Tyler Perry’s remake of Three Men and a Little Lady.

  8. Jason Priestley Luke Perry Dark Tourist Premiere
    alex
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    9021 OH MY GOD they got old.

  9. Heidi Klum Cleavage Pointing At Picture Americas Got Talent
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    “So, I just kicked in the door, cracked the kidnapper’s skull with my forearm, untied the girl, and carried her and the wounded police detective to safety. ”

    “Was it embarrassing when your nipple popped out?”

  10. JWoww Snooki Charity Dog Wash
    ultra
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    snooki doesn’t have a dick, she just looks like she has a dick. honest mistake.

  11. Paris Hilton Foam Party
    alex
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    Everything she does looks phony. “Everyone look how much fun I’m having!”

  12. Bonnie McKee Butt Cheeks Daisy Dukes High Heels
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    She’s like Kei$ha, only attractive.

  13. Bethenny Frankel Nipples
    alex
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    What she really needs is a slightly stronger jawline. She’s a fucking human bobble-head.

  14. Jennifer Nicole Lee Hosing Off Butt In Bikini
    Skeeter
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    I’d like to swoop in there and eat her asshole.

  15. Shaquille ONeal Fingers Plugging Ears Sunglasses At Night
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    Shaq had finally had his fill of “How’s the weather up there?” Jokes.

  16. Jennifer Nicole Lee Hosing Off Butt In Bikini
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    Hose for hoes

  17. John Mayer Denim Jacket With Peace Sign Patch
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    “Dude, just one of Katy’s tits would take both hands like this.”

  18. Justin Bieber Shirtless Instagram
    JC
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    Will Wheaton’s trying to go for a badass look, huh?

  19. John Mayer Denim Jacket With Peace Sign Patch
    Echo5
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    Alas poor Katie! I knew her, Horatio, a chick of infinite chest, of most excellent clevage. She hath bore me on her back a thousand times, and now how whore’d in my imagination she is! My engored rises at it!

  20. Heather Graham Cleavage
    angerinside
    Commented on this photo:

    I swear to God if the bungie cord on the back of her neck suddenly lets go she’s gonna lose about 11 teeth.

  21. Anthony Weiner Staring Down At Crotch The New York City Mayoral Forum On Cultural Sensitivity & Tolerance
    Batu Khan
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    Weiner, quietly: Already two likes for my latest picture post. ‘wipes single tear from eye’
    People in the audience: He really has changed. I’ll vote for him!

  22. Shaquille ONeal Fingers Plugging Ears Sunglasses At Night
    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    “Lindsay gave me ear herpes! Oh, God, it burns!”

  23. Alec Baldin In Bed With Man Hilaria Baldwin Instagram
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    They could be touching wieners and I STILL wouldn’t question Baldwins sexual orientation.

  24. Alec Baldin In Bed With Man Hilaria Baldwin Instagram
    Echo5
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    What’s in YOUR colon?

  25. JWoww Snooki Charity Dog Wash
    JC
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    “OOOoohhhh, I like how it feels going in, but it’s even better coming back out!”

  26. Paris Hilton Foam Party
    Commented on this photo:

    So. Much. Semen.

  27. Harrison Ford Refusing To Sign Autographs
    tbonemcgiggins
    Commented on this photo:

    Get off my lawn.

  28. Carmen Electra
    Where's Dildo
    Commented on this photo:

    “Carmen! How do you keep that great glow?”

    “It’s not Simon Cowell semen, that’s for sure!” (grumble grumble grumble)

  29. Helen Hunt Wetsuit Bunt Over Stretch Ride Set
    Skeeter
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    I wouldn’t turn down a chance to bang her in the ass.

  30. Alec Baldin In Bed With Man Hilaria Baldwin Instagram
    Commented on this photo:

    Alec’s smile quickly vanished when the young man asked “Is Ireland around?”

  31. Helen Hunt Wetsuit Bunt Over Stretch Ride Set
    Where's Dildo
    Commented on this photo:

    Really? Nobody? Fine. Helen’s Cunt.

  32. Paris Hilton Foam Party
    asdf
    Commented on this photo:

    You know, it’s not even necessary to try to caption this. It just captions itself.

  33. Harrison Ford Refusing To Sign Autographs
    Sup
    Commented on this photo:

    Why’s that black guy bothering the maintenance man?

  34. Harrison Ford Refusing To Sign Autographs
    Beer Baron
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    You sure that’s not Woodrow Wilson?

  35. Joanna Krupa Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    That makes 5.

  36. Helen Hunt Wetsuit Bunt Over Stretch Ride Set
    ruckus
    Commented on this photo:

    You can still see the impression left by Paul Reiser’s nose.

  37. Bonnie McKee Butt Cheeks Daisy Dukes High Heels
    Echo5
    Commented on this photo:

    You know short shorts was good enough for me,
    Good enough for me an mah Bonnie McKee

  38. Justin Bieber Shirtless Instagram
    Beer Baron
    Commented on this photo:

    Big fuckin’ millionaire dorks.

  39. Jason Priestley Luke Perry Dark Tourist Premiere
    Echo5
    Commented on this photo:

    Rectum? I nearly killed ‘em!

  40. Carmen Electra
    Beer Baron
    Commented on this photo:

    Well, somebody’s on the cocaine diet!

  41. Shauna Sand Bikini Stripper Heels On The Beach
    Capt Jack
    Commented on this photo:

    Dude looks like a lady, brww, brwww….

  42. Alec Baldin In Bed With Man Hilaria Baldwin Instagram
    Commented on this photo:

    What’s in your wallet? A condom, I hope?!

  43. JWoww Snooki Charity Dog Wash
    Commented on this photo:

    If it’s a dog wash, shouldn’t they be washing Snooki and JWoww?

  44. Justin Bieber Shirtless Instagram
    Visible Name
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    It’s so nice for Kevin Durant and Tyson Chandler to take some time from their busy schedules to participate in the Make-A-Wish Foundation.

  45. Justin Bieber Shirtless Instagram
    Spleen
    Commented on this photo:

    Ground control to Major Douche.

  46. Carmen Electra
    Dave Navarro
    Commented on this photo:

    Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, FUCK!

  47. Paris Hilton Foam Party
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s no stranger to drowning in a gooey white liquid.

  48. Bethenny Frankel Nipples
    Commented on this photo:

    “Would you like to know how I got these scars?”

  49. Shauna Sand Bikini Stripper Heels On The Beach
    Spleen
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    Steven Tyler looks sober in this photo

  50. Snoop Lion Shower Cap
    Commented on this photo:

    A shower cap and a purse? Is this what they mean by the DL?

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