The Crap We Missed – Thursday 8.15.13

August 15th, 2013 // 359 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, our light-hearted look at some very famous people who deserve our respect and admirati– HAHA I almost made it through that, no seriously, we come here to throw fireballs of hate at assholes. And sometimes to remember boobs from the 90′s. That said, here’s John Mayer explaining how he can stand to be around Katy Perry at all, “No dude, you don’t understand, this is just one of them,” JWoww trying to show Snooki that, “See? It’s not that bad, you should try it,” and Paris Hilton either at a foam party or starring in a Charlie Sheen syphilis fever-dream.

Wait, she doesn’t have all vaginas for body parts? It’s the foam party thing then,

- Photo Boy

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  1. JWoww Snooki Charity Dog Wash
    EricLR
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    That dog would chew off its own leg to get away if it had to.

  2. Anthony Weiner Staring Down At Crotch The New York City Mayoral Forum On Cultural Sensitivity & Tolerance
    BP
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    Screech for Mayor!

  3. Justin Bieber Shirtless Instagram
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    Douche, Douche, Douche, and Earl
    Douche Douche, Douche and Earl

  4. Bethenny Frankel Nipples
    EricLR
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    Where’s Rick from The Walking Dead when you need him?

  5. Paris Hilton Foam Party
    Batu Khan
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    Note to organizers: Next time more foam! We can still see her face.

  6. Harrison Ford Refusing To Sign Autographs
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    “For the last time, Mr. Lee, I will NOT sign up to be in Jungle Fever: The Golden Years!!”

  7. Justin Bieber Shirtless Instagram
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    lol

  8. Harrison Ford Refusing To Sign Autographs
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    “Mr. Ford! Mr. Ford! Will you sign this statement confirming that Han shot first?”

  9. Justin Bieber Shirtless Instagram
    BP
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    What are serious NBA Ballers doing with this punk a** muthaf**a!

  10. Harrison Ford Refusing To Sign Autographs
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    Ram his head through the window!!!

  11. Justin Bieber Shirtless Instagram
    EricLR
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    NWA
    Niggas
    Whitey
    Asshole

  12. Heather Graham Cleavage
    BP
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    I think I can f*ck her!

  13. Jennifer Nicole Lee Hosing Off Butt In Bikini
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    She never puts shit like this on her instagram, as big of a dick tease that she is

  14. Shaquille ONeal Fingers Plugging Ears Sunglasses At Night
    BP
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    Turn off that Bieber shit…..

  15. Shauna Sand Bikini Stripper Heels On The Beach
    Batu Khan
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    Stupid is as stupid walks in heels on the beach.

  16. Paris Hilton Foam Party
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    Maybe if it was bleach foam…

  17. Anthony Weiner Staring Down At Crotch The New York City Mayoral Forum On Cultural Sensitivity & Tolerance
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    “the Museum of Tolerance”

    I would burst into flames and begin laughing like a maniac at the same time if I walked into this place

  18. Jennifer Nicole Lee Hosing Off Butt In Bikini
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    God damn Photo Boy. You’re firing on all cylinders so far. JNL is so fucking sexy.

  19. Harrison Ford Refusing To Sign Autographs
    I'mCool
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    “So you WON’T sign my petition to have at least two blacks in Episode VII?!?”

  20. Jason Priestley Luke Perry Dark Tourist Premiere
    BP
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    Lets go down to the Peach Pit and drink some Geritol!

  21. Justin Bieber Shirtless Instagram
    Urbanspaceman
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    Why don’t any of his boyz have their pants pulled down? Ohhh…

  22. JWoww Snooki Charity Dog Wash
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    Stop it, JWOW. You’ve had much worse splash across your face than dog water.

  23. The Wanted Jimmy Kimmel Live Performance
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    The STDs he caught from Lindsay have caused him to go airborne.

  24. Paris Hilton Foam Party
    BP
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    Is Shaq in Ibiza?

  25. Bonnie McKee Butt Cheeks Daisy Dukes High Heels
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    “I tried to make the drapes match the carpet! Carpet means shoes, right? Right?? ‘Cause they’re on the carpet? Right?”

  26. Bethenny Frankel Nipples
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    Someone should get her and Weiner together.

    Then sit back and watch as Zule begins to materialize over Central Park.

  27. Shauna Sand Bikini Stripper Heels On The Beach
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    OK, let’s see, looking at our collagen enhancement chart… we’ve got:
    Full
    Pouty
    Puckered
    Luscious
    Fishy
    Jagger
    “11″.
    “i just don’t know. Nigel, what do you think?”

  28. Shauna Sand Bikini Stripper Heels On The Beach
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    I hope she makes it to the water before the goldfish in her shoes die.

  29. Jennifer Aniston Guy Holding Umbrella Over Her Head Were The Millers Premiere London
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    Not seen in shot, Jennifer’s “rain man.”

  30. Alec Baldin In Bed With Man Hilaria Baldwin Instagram
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    In a bold PR move, Alec shows that he’s perfectly fine with toxic little queens.

  31. Helen Hunt Wetsuit Bunt Over Stretch Ride Set
    I'mCool
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    ‘Ride’ might just be an interesting movie if (judging by the left side of this shot) The Tick has a cameo.

  32. Helen Hunt Wetsuit Bunt Over Stretch Ride Set
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    “Ladies and gentlemen…We present Acadamy Award winner, Helen Hunt!

  33. Harrison Ford Refusing To Sign Autographs
    Batu Khan
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    - Mr. Ford, did Han fire first?
    ‘Ford punches guy in the face’
    - Does that answer your question?!

  34. Jennifer Aniston Guy Holding Umbrella Over Her Head Were The Millers Premiere London
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    “*Sigh* I thought things would be different after I retired from the Marines.”

  35. Jennifer Aniston Guy Holding Umbrella Over Her Head Were The Millers Premiere London
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    So this is what Wil Forte’s been doing since leaving SNL?

  36. Helen Hunt Wetsuit Bunt Over Stretch Ride Set
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    If you insist.

  37. JWoww Snooki Charity Dog Wash
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    Snooki: “You need to use a bigger pool. My dog stopped squirming around about 10 minutes ago!”

  38. Justin Bieber Shirtless Instagram
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    Those are some great sprayed on abs, Justin.

  39. Paris Hilton Foam Party
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    Wow! That kind of load would have killed a NORMAL whore!

  40. John Mayer Denim Jacket With Peace Sign Patch
    Thumb Dick
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    Sabbath in Toronto was the place to be last night!

  41. Anthony Weiner Staring Down At Crotch The New York City Mayoral Forum On Cultural Sensitivity & Tolerance
    Minky Wail
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    He looks flaccid.

  42. Heather Graham Cleavage
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    That makes four women I consider to be physical perfection in TCWM today.

  43. Justin Bieber Shirtless Instagram
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    Please God, let someone introduce him to heroin.

  44. Anthony Weiner Staring Down At Crotch The New York City Mayoral Forum On Cultural Sensitivity & Tolerance
    CK
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    “Are You There, God? It’s Me, Anthony.”

  45. Kelly Brook Cleavage Legs Minidress
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    hamina hamina hamina

  46. Carmen Electra
    Batu Khan
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    Crawls off monitor, pulls up pants, starts writing apology letter to monitor for trying to have sex through it… again.

  47. Justin Bieber Shirtless Instagram
    CK
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    (puts envelope to forehead)
    “James Bond, Al Bundy, Gomez Addams.”
    (opens envelope)
    “Name three men who would never wear their pants like that douche justin bieber.”

  48. Snoop Lion Shower Cap
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    If he keeps changing his name, people are just going to go back to calling him Calvin.

  49. John Mayer Denim Jacket With Peace Sign Patch
    CK
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    Hippie Joker ?

  50. JWoww Snooki Charity Dog Wash
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    The tattoo goes real well with the mom jeans.

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