The Crap We Missed – Thursday 8.14.14

August 14th, 2014 // 462 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Mickey Rourke‘s hilariously fake hairline, Yanni‘s incomprehensible throng of tween fans, and that dude who drank jizz in American Pie taking a selfie onstage with Blues Traveler for some reason. What’s that? Stifler was the dude who drank the jizz? You’re forgetting that I have a drinking problem I’m the guy whose job it is to find random asses and post them online. How much satisfaction are you really going to get by pointing out my stupidity?

Enjoy reevaluating your life choices for the rest of the afternoon,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Morgan Freeman Hugging Young Female Fans
    tlmck
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    I’d have to pass on the one in turquoise.

  2. James Caan Red Face Drunk
    Spleen
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    Look how they massacred my boy.

  3. Howie Mandel Electrical Outlet Tattooed On Head America's Got Talent Season 9 Post Show Red Carpet
    tlmck
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    It looks like the Borg changed their mind. I don’t blame them.

  4. Mickey Rourke Drunk High Wig Insane Hairline
    beanz
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    no.
    just no.

  5. Michelle Rodriguez Derpface DJ
    ols
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    We all celebrate Shart Week in our own ways.

  6. Morgan Freeman Hugging Young Female Fans
    ols
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    *snaps on medical gloves* Trust me, I’m a gynecologist.

  7. Mel Gibson Rage Face
    dontkillthemessenger
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    And to think the title of Hairiest Celebrity just opened up…

  8. Coco Sister Kristy Marie Huge Asses Bikini Instagram
    Marketing Mike
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    I want to see the missing photo,
    the one with their 3rd sister Kream.

  9. Naya Rivera Creepy Guy Peeking Up Dress
    dontkillthemessenger
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    The Beverly Hills Zoo is an odd place.

  10. Lark Voorhies Sundress Beach
    dontkillthemessenger
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    That’s unfortunate.

  11. Morgan Freeman Hugging Young Female Fans
    Phoenix
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    “No, no. Asian men MUUUUUCH different.”

  12. Courtney Love Lingerie Metro City Nightclub
    Phoenix
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    Yeah she’s a complete piece of garbage but she’s still ten times more talented than her dead ex ever was (even when he was alive). …Not that it takes much.

  13. Taylor Swift Legs Minidress The Tonight Show
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    I want to eat her like a breadstick

  14. Mickey Rourke Drunk High Wig Insane Hairline
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    Vin Diesel looks like absolute crap

  15. Cara Delevingne Butt Bikini Cigarette Yacht
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    A diving platform with a chaise lounge on it? Fuckin rich people

  16. Howie Mandel Electrical Outlet Tattooed On Head America's Got Talent Season 9 Post Show Red Carpet
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    Much like Salieri, his talent lies in discovering the talents of others

  17. Coco Sister Kristy Marie Huge Asses Bikini Instagram
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    I really like Coco’s sissie. I wonder, is Iced-T allowed to get any of that…???

  18. Britney Spears Scream Laughing Wrinkly Knee
    pillsy
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    Westlake duck — yummy on the inside but all wrapped in batter

  19. Michelle Rodriguez Derpface DJ
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    “Hey, asshole, you promised not to cum in my mouth.”

  20. Jonah Hill Fat Weight Gain Checking Watch
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    “Hey, Jonah, see that pharmacy up ahead on the left? Go in there and buy a razor. Your…*ahem*…beard isn’t doing your looks a damn bit of good.”

  21. Mel Gibson Rage Face
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    “Let’s play some volleyball…me against all you Jews.”

  22. Morgan Freeman Hugging Young Female Fans
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    “Dave, grab a few cameras, still and video. I have a feeling this is going to be good!”

  23. Morgan Freeman Hugging Young Female Fans
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    “Come with me, girls. We can work on our recipe for kung pow pussy.”

  24. Coco Sister Kristy Marie Huge Asses Bikini Instagram
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    She needs a bra for her ass too.

  25. Chris Brown Lawyer Setara Qassim Probation Progress Hearing
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    Douche Slim Shady

  26. Mel Gibson Rage Face
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    “My dinner was satisfactory, thank you !”

  27. Chris Brown Lawyer Setara Qassim Probation Progress Hearing
    Really...?
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    Dude, even fucking Omar managed to wear a suit to court.

  28. Mickey Rourke Drunk High Wig Insane Hairline
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    “Look away … I’m hideous !”

  29. Cara Delevingne Butt Bikini Cigarette Yacht
    Really...?
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    “I’m worried about the Lohan my emperor”

    “There is another…….”

  30. Olga Kurylenko Butt See Through Dress Pierce Brosnan The November Man Premiere
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    “You need to put on some weight my dear”

  31. Aubrey ODay Butt Thong Bikini Instagram
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    Is that her toilet bowl ?

  32. Howie Mandel Electrical Outlet Tattooed On Head America's Got Talent Season 9 Post Show Red Carpet
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    World’s smallest yamulka.

  33. James Caan Red Face Drunk
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    No James Caan’t.

  34. Mickey Rourke Drunk High Wig Insane Hairline
    FishSucks
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    Bullshit, that’s James Woods.

  35. Will Smith Eyes Closes Smelling Air Florence
    richport
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    That’s definitely a “shitting my pants” face…

  36. Michelle Rodriguez Derpface DJ
    RichPort
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    The audio of a blowjob marathon is apparently more disturbing than one was led to believe…

  37. Jonah Hill Fat Weight Gain Checking Watch
    RichPort
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    Those testosterone treatments have done Rosie O’Donnell no good at all…

  38. Mel Gibson Rage Face
    RichPort
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    So THIS is what Paulie Walnuts has been up to…

  39. Chris Brown Lawyer Setara Qassim Probation Progress Hearing
    RichPort
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    Dyed blonde hair… the open secret of every down low brotha…

  40. Taylor Swift Legs Minidress The Tonight Show
    RichPort
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    Sex with her would be akin to ice fishing…

  41. Courtney Love Lingerie Metro City Nightclub
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    This is actually one of the best pictures I’ve seen of her in years.

  42. Rob Ford Gritting Teeth Toronto Campain Office
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    So what do you think about the police chief in your fine city?

  43. Taylor Swift Legs Minidress The Tonight Show
    PassingTrue
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    Why yes indeed.

  44. Kate Moss Belly Bikini
    PassingTrue
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    She says she “doesn’t do boring.” Actually, I think you passed that somewhere back on the beach.

  45. David Beckham Shirtless Putting On Sunscreen
    PassingTrue
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    “It puts the lotion on its skin…”

  46. Bar Refaeli Butt Bikini Carwash Instagram
    PassingTrue
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    I could easily spend the afternoon watching the live version and barely notice that there is a car.

  47. Olga Kurylenko Butt See Through Dress Pierce Brosnan The November Man Premiere
    PassingTrue
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    “Boys with toys” indeed.

  48. Nasri Atweh Magic! Lead Singer Shoving Microphone In Pants Music Video Set Venice Beach
    PassingTrue
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    I believe Cleavon Little once said “Pardon me while I whip this out”

  49. Howie Mandel Electrical Outlet Tattooed On Head America's Got Talent Season 9 Post Show Red Carpet
    PassingTrue
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    Now I can see why he’s revolting.

  50. Will Smith Eyes Closes Smelling Air Florence
    cc
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    Ah yes,sooty exhaust, dog poop, and farts that smell like capicola…THIS is Italy.

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