Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Mickey Rourke‘s hilariously fake hairline, Yanni‘s incomprehensible throng of tween fans, and that dude who drank jizz in American Pie taking a selfie onstage with Blues Traveler for some reason. What’s that? Stifler was the dude who drank the jizz? You’re forgetting that I have a drinking problem I’m the guy whose job it is to find random asses and post them online. How much satisfaction are you really going to get by pointing out my stupidity?
Enjoy reevaluating your life choices for the rest of the afternoon,
- Photo Boy