The Crap We Missed – Thursday 8.14.14

August 14th, 2014 // 462 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Mickey Rourke‘s hilariously fake hairline, Yanni‘s incomprehensible throng of tween fans, and that dude who drank jizz in American Pie taking a selfie onstage with Blues Traveler for some reason. What’s that? Stifler was the dude who drank the jizz? You’re forgetting that I have a drinking problem I’m the guy whose job it is to find random asses and post them online. How much satisfaction are you really going to get by pointing out my stupidity?

Enjoy reevaluating your life choices for the rest of the afternoon,

- Photo Boy

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  1. James Caan Red Face Drunk
    Swearin
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    He just recovered that shirt from a storage room at the Playboy Mansion

  2. Crystal Hefner Cleavage Bikini Instagram
    Swearin
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    The necklace says Mickey but the face says Donald

  3. Taylor Swift Legs Minidress The Tonight Show
    Hmm
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    Mother of God….

  4. Lark Voorhies Sundress Beach
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    The reverse raccoon eyes creep me the hell out. Seriously, what happened to her eyes??

  5. Yanni Huge Crowd Of Young Female Fans
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    Was he there to do One Direction’s hair or something? Those kids were born 10 years after anyone stopped caring about him.

  6. Will Smith Eyes Closes Smelling Air Florence
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    “Y’all know where you get that black hair and tan skin from, right?”

  7. Crystal Hefner Cleavage Bikini Instagram
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    Hugh’s dead isn’t he?
    His body is stashed somewhere in the mansion, moldering, while Crystal wanders the pool & lingerie closets aresa, takes selfies in a lot of different outfits & posts them to the internet.

  8. Mickey Rourke Drunk High Wig Insane Hairline
    Hmm
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    Seriously, does he not own a mirror?

  9. Naya Rivera Creepy Guy Peeking Up Dress
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    Nice old man, nice.

  10. Chris Brown Lawyer Setara Qassim Probation Progress Hearing
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    Probably a lot of bobby and weaving, with a few blocks and forearm parries thrown in for good measure.

  11. Coco Sister Kristy Marie Huge Asses Bikini Instagram
    Voice of Reisling
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    Is she actually holding her ass up?

    • Kristy Marie’s husband is a lucky guy. Mostly because he never hears the question “do you think my sister is prettier than me?”.

      Hell, he probably has to hear “do you think my sister is a disgusting narcissistic textbook case of body dysmorphic disorder” and then has to look a bunch of words up.

    • Reisling, I love your question. I was wondering the same thing but couldn’t put such a simple question into words!
      Love it!
      (And yes. Looks as though she is, in fact, holding her ass up.) ha.

    • cc

      Of course! They couldn’t get the top of her head AND the bottom of her ass into the frame so she had to hold it up. For her, it’s probably as common as being told to brush the hair out of her face.

  12. Howie Mandel Electrical Outlet Tattooed On Head America's Got Talent Season 9 Post Show Red Carpet
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    How do people with no talent judge talent? That show has always puzzled me.

  13. Antonio Banderas Derpface First Pitch Marlins Game
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    Isn’t that the stadium that has only like 10 people come each game?

  14. Mia Wasikowska Butt Tight Riding Pants Alice in Wonderland Through the Looking Glass Set
    hoodat
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    WHO??

  15. Mel Gibson Rage Face
    Hoboken Nobody
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    Button up the shirt, grandpa.

  16. James Caan Red Face Drunk
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    He looks like he and Kieffer Sutherland are best friends.

  17. Mickey Rourke Drunk High Wig Insane Hairline
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    My GI Joe has the same look after by dog got a hold of it.

  18. Bai Ling Bikini
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    She’s already on her knees so…

  19. Mel Gibson Rage Face
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    I’M ON MY WAY TO THE JACUZZI SO YOU CAN COME AND BLOW ME WITH A SMILE ON YOUR FACE.

  20. Morgan Freeman Hugging Young Female Fans
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    “My granddaughter is the same age as you…But you’re a better kisser.”

  21. Yanni Huge Crowd Of Young Female Fans
    Voice of Reisling
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    Banged Linda Evans before she fell apart.

  22. Taylor Swift Legs Minidress The Tonight Show
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    That chair just confuses the hell out of me.

  23. Jonah Hill Fat Weight Gain Checking Watch
    LupusYonderboy
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    Is it to early to stop by Leo’s house? No, of course it isn’t.

  24. Nasri Atweh Magic! Lead Singer Shoving Microphone In Pants Music Video Set Venice Beach
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    Just another reason I hate Canada.

  25. Mel Gibson Rage Face
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    He’s just out on Jew patrol.

  26. Yanni Huge Crowd Of Young Female Fans
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    “I did not hit her, I……Oh hi Mark!”

  27. James Caan Red Face Drunk
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    I’d still choose him over Scott

  28. Nasri Atweh Magic! Lead Singer Shoving Microphone In Pants Music Video Set Venice Beach
    Voice of Reisling
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    What does the cocks say?

  29. Kate Moss Belly Bikini
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    you sure thats not Lindsay?

  30. Rob Ford Gritting Teeth Toronto Campain Office
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    “Man, I could go for a Slim Jim.”

  31. Morgan Freeman Hugging Young Female Fans
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    “No, no, no, my little jade gem, let me love YOU long time.”

  32. Mia Wasikowska Butt Tight Riding Pants Alice in Wonderland Through the Looking Glass Set
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    She can be very pretty when she wants to be.

  33. Michelle Rodriguez Derpface DJ
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    The exact moment she realized she agreed to do Machete right after Avatar.

  34. Yanni Huge Crowd Of Young Female Fans
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    What happened to this guy? He used to be man-pretty. Like Burt Reynolds and Lorenzo Lamas’ love child man-pretty. Now he looks like Richard Grieco and Jason Alexander’s love child.

  35. Michelle Rodriguez Derpface DJ
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    Danny Trejo looks weird without his mustache.

  36. Mickey Rourke Drunk High Wig Insane Hairline
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    lol @ wind.

  37. Jonah Hill Fat Weight Gain Checking Watch
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    Oh look at that, it’s dount-o-clock.

  38. Chris Brown Lawyer Setara Qassim Probation Progress Hearing
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    He went blonde so he can play Piper in Orange is the New Black Eye.

  39. Rob Ford Gritting Teeth Toronto Campain Office
    LupusYonderboy
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    Yep, grinding your teeth is a sign of being a good politici…wait, I mean cokehead. Its a sign of being a cokehead.

  40. Chris Brown Lawyer Setara Qassim Probation Progress Hearing
    Joe
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    She had dumps like a truck truck truck
    Thighs like what what what

  41. Mel Gibson Rage Face
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    It’s time to play another round of “guess the epithet”!

  42. Jonah Hill Fat Weight Gain Checking Watch
    BB
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    “I love how on this custom-made Leonardo DiCaprio watch, it’s always Leo’clock. Oh look, it’s Leo’clock AGAIN!”

  43. Chris Brown Lawyer Setara Qassim Probation Progress Hearing
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    She better do a good job is all I’m saying.

  44. Mia Wasikowska Butt Tight Riding Pants Alice in Wonderland Through the Looking Glass Set
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    I totally forgot about the first Alice movie. It’s taking them forever to get around to the sequel.

  45. Kate Moss Belly Bikini
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    A rolling ho gathers no moss.

  46. David Beckham Shirtless Putting On Sunscreen
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    “Cant have little David getting a burn now can we.”

  47. Taylor Swift Legs Minidress The Tonight Show
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    Must admit I do love her long, slender little filly legs.

  48. Bar Refaeli Butt Bikini Carwash Instagram
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    I’d show her my Iron Dome.

  49. Yanni Huge Crowd Of Young Female Fans
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    Judging by the crowd I can only assume he’s employed as Bieber’s weed mule these days.

  50. Aubrey ODay Butt Thong Bikini Instagram
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    Panoramic.

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