The Crap We Missed – Thursday 8.11.11

“If I stretch, I make better poop jokes. One second.”

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Khal Drogo: top hat enthusiast, Michael Lohan, who I honestly thought was Tom Sizemore for a minute, demonstrating how he looks at pictures of Lindsay (Not pictured: Crossed fingers.) and Russell Brand is apparently crashing into every woman in Hollywood so he has an excuse to talk to them. “Bloody ‘ell ’bout that bumper. ‘Ave I mentioned I’m a sex addict? I mean, insurance, love, you got insurance?”

Cheerio then,

- The Superficial

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