The Crap We Missed – Thursday 8.1.13

August 1st, 2013 // 309 Comments

“So then Hayden* was all like…” [*Ed. Note: Hayden, in this instance, could reference Panettiere or Christensen. It's like a choose your own adventure of penis jokes.]

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed after our day of being chewed up and spat out by the big city, which we feel is an entirely fair way to describe repeatedly walking the wrong direction for an entire block before realizing it. But we’re back in the land of strip malls and thinly-guised racism known as blue collar conservativism, so it’s at least a dance partner we’re familiar with. *shakes fist at $6 cough drops receipt* Anyway, one of today’s pics actually occurred right under our noses and it’s Tyra Banks mauling Bow Wow‘s face like it was Kelsey Grammer‘s wife. Then there’s Tara Reid on what appear to be the legs of a 90-year-old anemic woman, as well as Sylvester Stallone with his Heisenberg look, only if instead of creating the purest strain of meth known to man, he just bought a stupid had and shot steroids into himself for 45 years.

Glad to be home and pantless again, just the way you like us,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Anthony Weiner Nan Shan Center Visit
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    I think his phone just vibrated.

  2. Sylvester Stallone Sunglasses Heisenberg Hat
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    yo sly-
    neck spanx yo.

  3. Coco Cleavage Sipping Blue Drink Instagram
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    its coco taking one of her daily silicone infusions.

  4. Anna Gunn Cleavage Smushed Boob Window Dress Film Society Of Lincoln Center AMC Celebration Of Breaking Bad Final Episodes
    Vlad
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    You know you have talented boobs when they can mime being trapped in a glass box.

  5. Anthony Weiner Nan Shan Center Visit
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    no shame.

  6. Heidi Klum Cleavage Crazy Face Howie Mandel Americas Got Talent Radio City Music Hall
    Caroline
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    Ugly ass fingernails.

  7. Anthony Weiner Nan Shan Center Visit
    Raaaaaaaa
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    Randall from Monsters Inc

  8. Sylvester Stallone Sunglasses Heisenberg Hat
    urmomhasaweewee
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    BallsOnThroat

  9. Sylvester Stallone Sunglasses Heisenberg Hat
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    He don’t look so nice.

  10. Roselyn Sanchez Cleavage Do Something Awards
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    It’s good that she has a lot of hair. It makes it easier to hide the binder clips on the back of her head.

  11. Sylvester Stallone Sunglasses Heisenberg Hat
    Phoenix
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    That Stallone mask is pretty realistic but you can see the neckline a mile away. It f only they could figure out a way to keep the rubber from bunching up like that at the bottom.

  12. Coco Cleavage Sipping Blue Drink Instagram
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    You’re supposed to take the protective plastic sheet off before you use the camera.

  13. Shauna Sand Nipples No Bra Tight Dress
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    How the hell does she drive with those things? And how does she work the pedals in those shoes?

  14. Rita Ora Cleavage Nipples See Through Dress
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    She needs more lemon Pledge.

  15. Hilary Duff Holding Giant Zucchinis Instagram
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    Hillary got frisky with one of those after using Masengil Vinegar and Water and got herself into a big pickle

  16. Russell Brand Whipsering In Mans Ear Soho Theatre
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    “Pssst! I’m not wearing any panties…”

  17. Bow Wow Making Out With Tyra Banks Legs Spandex Minidress 106 & Park
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    Close your eyes and you grab the wrong black microphone

  18. Anna Gunn Cleavage Smushed Boob Window Dress Film Society Of Lincoln Center AMC Celebration Of Breaking Bad Final Episodes
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    Ama gun rip off Anna Gunn’s dress and then ama gun cum

  19. Tara Reid Skinny Legs
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    She looks great here. If you surround yourself with ugly girls you look better. Same applies with wrinkled leather bags I guess?

  20. Anna Gunn Cleavage Smushed Boob Window Dress Film Society Of Lincoln Center AMC Celebration Of Breaking Bad Final Episodes
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    The cheering across America will be fucking deafening when her character gets killed.

  21. Roselyn Sanchez Cleavage Do Something Awards
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    Wow. Natural boobies

  22. Michelle Trachtenberg Cleavage Spandex Dress Chateau Marmont
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    Dawn’s looking more like Willow everyday.

  23. Michelle Trachtenberg Cleavage Spandex Dress Chateau Marmont
    Emma Waton's Vagina
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    my future wife. yummy.

  24. Tara Reid Skinny Legs
    Emma Waton's Vagina
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    sadly would still do. even sadder would have a serious relationship with.

  25. Sylvester Stallone Sunglasses Heisenberg Hat
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    So hipster scanners is a thing now? Christ, I hate America.

  26. Anthony Weiner Nan Shan Center Visit
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    Nice try, Dr. Wongburger! But your evil plans won’t succeed. They never will.

  27. Aaron Paul
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    “Yeah! Fucking math, man.”

  28. Michelle Trachtenberg Cleavage Spandex Dress Chateau Marmont
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    Buffy’s disguise worked perfectly, and the blood cake delivery was a perfect distraction. With no time to waste, she sprung her trap.

  29. Hilary Duff Holding Giant Zucchinis Instagram
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    She raided the valley of the jolly green giants and stole their dicks.

  30. Rita Ora Cleavage Nipples See Through Dress
    Hate Mongrelf
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    Crappy CGI.

  31. Rita Ora Cleavage Nipples See Through Dress
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    She tried to hide her joint as the cameras flashed, but the burning wispy smoke betrayed her addiction.

  32. Russell Brand Whipsering In Mans Ear Soho Theatre
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    “Welcome to Fight Club!”

  33. Nick Cannon Holding Puppy IAMS So Good! Event
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    “I gotta go! If I am not home to tell the nanny what to do with the kids, my wife is gonna beat me!”

  34. Bow Wow Making Out With Tyra Banks Legs Spandex Minidress 106 & Park
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    [sound of plunging a toilet]

  35. Shauna Sand Nipples No Bra Tight Dress
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    She has worse smile lines than my mom. My mom is 60 years old.

  36. Nick Cannon Holding Puppy IAMS So Good! Event
    tlmck
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    “Hey Nick! How’s that career coming along?”

  37. Roselyn Sanchez Cleavage Do Something Awards
    tlmck
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    If there was a hair out of place she would shoot it.

  38. Anthony Weiner Nan Shan Center Visit
    Dangles the Wonder Mule
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    Herro New York ! He neva send me picture of his wang !

  39. Tara Reid Skinny Legs
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    Walk of Shame Barbie™ with overnight bag.

  40. Rita Ora Cleavage Nipples See Through Dress
    tlmck
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    Generic pop tartlet #5432.

  41. Hilary Duff Holding Giant Zucchinis Instagram
    Peter
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    One for my pink and one for my stink.

  42. Hilary Duff Holding Giant Zucchinis Instagram
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    “Yo, Haylie, are you almost ready? Our dates are here…”

  43. Russell Brand Whipsering In Mans Ear Soho Theatre
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    “OK, so NOW is it getting hard?”

  44. Nick Cannon Holding Puppy IAMS So Good! Event
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    Didn’t this guy make a movie or something once?

  45. Kirsten Dunst Uneven Nipples Workout Clothes
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    Mammoth breasts…??? Enormous breasts…??? I suppose that would be the case if she were 12 years old. (Don’t get me wrong — they really are very nice. Just not huge!)

  46. Bow Wow Making Out With Tyra Banks Legs Spandex Minidress 106 & Park
    AndrewMacCloud
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    wait to see the look on his face when he finds out her clit is as big as his forehead and twice the size of his cock

  47. Aaron Paul
    keijo
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    Yea, he still cooks

  48. Shaun White Short Hair Playing Guitar With Band Bad Things
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    “You mean this isn’t a snow board?”

  49. Penny Lancaster Rod Stewart Head On Shoulder
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    *softly, under his breath* ♫ ♪ “If you think I’m sexy, and you want my body, c’mon Sugar let me…”

    “No, goddamnit! And will you kindly SHUT THE FUCK UP? Enough, already!

  50. Coco Cleavage Sipping Blue Drink Instagram
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    “In other news, tragedy struck Bayonne, New Jersey today when Coco Austin’s breasts exploded…”

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