The Crap We Missed – Thursday 8.1.13

August 1st, 2013 // 309 Comments

“So then Hayden* was all like…” [*Ed. Note: Hayden, in this instance, could reference Panettiere or Christensen. It's like a choose your own adventure of penis jokes.]

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed after our day of being chewed up and spat out by the big city, which we feel is an entirely fair way to describe repeatedly walking the wrong direction for an entire block before realizing it. But we’re back in the land of strip malls and thinly-guised racism known as blue collar conservativism, so it’s at least a dance partner we’re familiar with. *shakes fist at $6 cough drops receipt* Anyway, one of today’s pics actually occurred right under our noses and it’s Tyra Banks mauling Bow Wow‘s face like it was Kelsey Grammer‘s wife. Then there’s Tara Reid on what appear to be the legs of a 90-year-old anemic woman, as well as Sylvester Stallone with his Heisenberg look, only if instead of creating the purest strain of meth known to man, he just bought a stupid had and shot steroids into himself for 45 years.

Glad to be home and pantless again, just the way you like us,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Heidi Klum Cleavage Crazy Face Howie Mandel Americas Got Talent Radio City Music Hall
    cc
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    ‘…and that’s why Seal’s face looks the way it does.’

  2. Rita Ora Cleavage Nipples See Through Dress
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    Is that a bizarre underarm tat, or did she just forget to shave on one side?

  3. Tara Reid Skinny Legs
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    Her grandmother knees are scary!

  4. Coco Cleavage Sipping Blue Drink Instagram
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    Are we sure THIS isn’t what Amanda Bynes was going for?

  5. Penny Lancaster Rod Stewart Head On Shoulder
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    “I want Bitty.”
    “No.”
    “But I’m hungry.”

  6. Kirsten Dunst Uneven Nipples Workout Clothes
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    Man, these promo pics of next seasons “The Walking Dead” are pretty intense.

  7. Penny Lancaster Rod Stewart Head On Shoulder
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    “I just took a wet dook.”

  8. Coco Cleavage Sipping Blue Drink Instagram
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    Beautiful.

  9. Aaron Paul
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    “Seriously, Aaron, your face is going to freeze like that. Look what happened to Alec Baldwin.”

  10. Shauna Sand Nipples No Bra Tight Dress
    cc
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    Denny’s hookers…pffft.

  11. Bow Wow Making Out With Tyra Banks Legs Spandex Minidress 106 & Park
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Mmm, you taste like obscurity.”
    Now guess which one is thinking that.

  12. Rita Ora Cleavage Nipples See Through Dress
    cc
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    Looks like her nose got Chris Browned.

  13. Aaron Paul
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    He should be in a cartoon series called the Bitches, and can use “bitch” for just about every word, just like the Smurfs do.

  14. Shauna Sand Nipples No Bra Tight Dress
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    Hey, she finally got the fish out!

  15. Sophia Bush Cleavage Do Something Awards
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    I think the something she should do is Rosalyn Sanchez, from a few pictures back. I’d pay to see that.

  16. Michelle Trachtenberg Cleavage Spandex Dress Chateau Marmont
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    She doesn’t show off her sexy body enough. She’s gorgeous. Always has been.

  17. Cara Santana Butt Yoga Pants
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    Nice body, but I have no idea who she is.

  18. Russell Brand Whipsering In Mans Ear Soho Theatre
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    I thought this was rihanna in the small pic

  19. Nick Cannon Holding Puppy IAMS So Good! Event
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    “Mariah likes the puppies nice-n-fat before she roasts’em”.

  20. Shaun White Short Hair Playing Guitar With Band Bad Things
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    I board, therefore I sing.

  21. Shauna Sand Nipples No Bra Tight Dress
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    I totally would.

  22. Rita Ora Cleavage Nipples See Through Dress
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    Nice tits.

  23. Nick Cannon Holding Puppy IAMS So Good! Event
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    Steady muggin’.

  24. Anna Gunn Cleavage Smushed Boob Window Dress Film Society Of Lincoln Center AMC Celebration Of Breaking Bad Final Episodes
    Chris
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    Earlier that evening, she turned over Axis Chemicals.

  25. Aaron Paul
    catapostrophe
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    “WHERE’S OUR SERVER, YO?!”

  26. Shauna Sand Nipples No Bra Tight Dress
    catapostrophe
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    Adorable!

  27. Bow Wow Making Out With Tyra Banks Legs Spandex Minidress 106 & Park
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    looks awkward

  28. Anthony Weiner Nan Shan Center Visit
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    He does a pretty good impression of an erect penis.

  29. Tara Reid Skinny Legs
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    This is the “before” photo on her Sharknado sequel casting call.

  30. Russell Brand Whipsering In Mans Ear Soho Theatre
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    “When you sober up, you are gonna regret the mistake you are about to make.”

  31. Michelle Trachtenberg Cleavage Spandex Dress Chateau Marmont
    JungleRed
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    What’s in the Box?
    a. A confection made entirely of cocaine.
    b. Lindsay Lohan’s soul.
    c. All of the above.

  32. Tara Reid Skinny Legs
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    Here she is leaving the casting couch office for ‘Sharkgina.’

  33. Tara Reid Skinny Legs
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    She is smiling, her AIDS test to work in the porn industry must have come back clean.

  34. Bow Wow Making Out With Tyra Banks Legs Spandex Minidress 106 & Park
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    When has been met crazy

  35. Bow Wow Making Out With Tyra Banks Legs Spandex Minidress 106 & Park
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    Looks like a baby giraffe making out with a rapping Oompa-Loompa.

  36. Hilary Duff Holding Giant Zucchinis Instagram
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    Someone’s ripping off Robin Quivers. Is she gonna shove those things up her you-know-what?

    By the way, she looks good here. I think the flab’s all gone.

  37. Heidi Klum Cleavage Crazy Face Howie Mandel Americas Got Talent Radio City Music Hall
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    If those are the judges, then it is clear that America has no talent.

  38. Rita Ora Cleavage Nipples See Through Dress
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    You’d be high not to do this girl.

  39. Nick Cannon Holding Puppy IAMS So Good! Event
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    “I’d love to take you home little guy, but my wife is just gonna try to make a coat out of you.”

  40. Hilary Duff Holding Giant Zucchinis Instagram
    mike
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    There’s some effects of pregnancy and childbirth that Pilates can’t fix.

  41. Anthony Weiner Nan Shan Center Visit
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    It’s so convenient that his head looks like a turtle’s.

  42. Kirsten Dunst Uneven Nipples Workout Clothes
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    She could have had a much better career if she had simply used those mammoth breasts to greater exposure and effect.

  43. Sylvester Stallone Sunglasses Heisenberg Hat
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    The French air oxidizes the mountain of steroids and HGH he shoots directly into his shriveled wang every day, turning his skin a beautiful, healthy green just like Lady Liberty.

  44. Anna Gunn Cleavage Smushed Boob Window Dress Film Society Of Lincoln Center AMC Celebration Of Breaking Bad Final Episodes
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    Are her boobs somehow pressed against glass?

  45. Shauna Sand Nipples No Bra Tight Dress
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    I clicked on the thumbnail because I thought it was Elizabeth Hasselbeck.

  46. Roselyn Sanchez Cleavage Do Something Awards
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    She was my least favorite Marta.

  47. Penny Lancaster Rod Stewart Head On Shoulder
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    The groupies aren’t what they once were for Hot Rod. Except this one. She has been around since ’74.

  48. Michelle Trachtenberg Cleavage Spandex Dress Chateau Marmont
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    It looks like someone did dick in a box the hard way.

  49. Aaron Paul
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    Ricky Gervais looks terrible.

  50. Penny Lancaster Rod Stewart Head On Shoulder
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    Can you back off? Urban myth or not, you still smell like you swallowed 12 ounces of semen.

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