The Crap We Missed – Thursday 8.1.13

August 1st, 2013 // 309 Comments

“So then Hayden* was all like…” [*Ed. Note: Hayden, in this instance, could reference Panettiere or Christensen. It's like a choose your own adventure of penis jokes.]

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed after our day of being chewed up and spat out by the big city, which we feel is an entirely fair way to describe repeatedly walking the wrong direction for an entire block before realizing it. But we’re back in the land of strip malls and thinly-guised racism known as blue collar conservativism, so it’s at least a dance partner we’re familiar with. *shakes fist at $6 cough drops receipt* Anyway, one of today’s pics actually occurred right under our noses and it’s Tyra Banks mauling Bow Wow‘s face like it was Kelsey Grammer‘s wife. Then there’s Tara Reid on what appear to be the legs of a 90-year-old anemic woman, as well as Sylvester Stallone with his Heisenberg look, only if instead of creating the purest strain of meth known to man, he just bought a stupid had and shot steroids into himself for 45 years.

Glad to be home and pantless again, just the way you like us,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Russell Brand Whipsering In Mans Ear Soho Theatre
    malaka
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    who knew michael bloomberg was up all night to get lucky.

  2. Russell Brand Whipsering In Mans Ear Soho Theatre
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    “Make me feel good.”

  3. Kirsten Dunst Uneven Nipples Workout Clothes
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    the stress of lugging those enormous breasts around seems to be getting to her.

  4. Kirsten Dunst Uneven Nipples Workout Clothes
    Batu Khan
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    Man, age 50 hit her like a brick!

  5. Bow Wow Making Out With Tyra Banks Legs Spandex Minidress 106 & Park
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    Draining the life force out of has been rappers is how she maintains her youthful appearance.

  6. Roselyn Sanchez Cleavage Do Something Awards
    EricLR
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    My something was to show you my tits!

  7. Roselyn Sanchez Cleavage Do Something Awards
    Batu Khan
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    It’s like a Sandra Bullock caricature.

  8. Penny Lancaster Rod Stewart Head On Shoulder
    EricLR
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    He wants a diaper change, but she’s having none of it, mister!!

  9. Roselyn Sanchez Cleavage Do Something Awards
    cc
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    This is good, but I know Photoboy is going to pull the rug out from under me.

  10. Sylvester Stallone Sunglasses Heisenberg Hat
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    He’s plumping up nicely for Thanksgiving.

  11. Kirsten Dunst Uneven Nipples Workout Clothes
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    The nipples that caused millions of comic book nerd to shoot their web fluid in their pants.

  12. Anthony Weiner Nan Shan Center Visit
    EricLR
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    And now to translate an apology to the various Korean women who I met on my recent trip…

  13. Anthony Weiner Nan Shan Center Visit
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    Will somebody please make a Mr. Belding and Screech joke here?
    I just don’t have the energy today.

  14. Tara Reid Skinny Legs
    EricLR
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    “Is that a restaurant flyer?”

    “No, it’s my latest Syfy script!”

  15. Rita Ora Cleavage Nipples See Through Dress
    JC
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    Jay-Z’s trip to Cuba was never about supporting a communist regime but rather finding a laboratory that would allow him to create Beyonce and Rihanna’s love child.

  16. Roselyn Sanchez Cleavage Do Something Awards
    malaka
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    looks a bit like kitana or mileena from mortal kombat.
    thats all i got

  17. Tara Reid Skinny Legs
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    Text book example of why you don’t decide if a girl is hot or not until you’re within 20 feet.

  18. Aaron Paul
    EricLR
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    And just let me tell you about the time I met Jon Hamm at the AMC luncheon!!

  19. Tara Reid Skinny Legs
    Batu Khan
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    Wait, she almost looks presentable. What gives?

  20. Bow Wow Making Out With Tyra Banks Legs Spandex Minidress 106 & Park
    Cock Dr
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    There’s a lot of unsightly stuff going on here…those shoes are awful.

  21. Michelle Trachtenberg Cleavage Spandex Dress Chateau Marmont
    EricLR
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    Dressed in black, carrying a mysterious package, and staying at the Chateau Marmont? Oh yeah, this is going to end well.

  22. Hilary Duff Holding Giant Zucchinis Instagram
    Dirty Sanchez
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    Who needs the Hustler store when you can instead grow your own? Salad, anyone?

  23. Heidi Klum Cleavage Crazy Face Howie Mandel Americas Got Talent Radio City Music Hall
    EricLR
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    She does a pretty good Kelly Rippa impression.

  24. Heidi Klum Cleavage Crazy Face Howie Mandel Americas Got Talent Radio City Music Hall
    Batu Khan
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    Finally, a celeb who’s not afraid to let us see her real personality.

  25. Shauna Sand Nipples No Bra Tight Dress
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    Wish there was some way I could finally see this chick naked.

  26. Michelle Trachtenberg Cleavage Spandex Dress Chateau Marmont
    malaka
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    she should do a sequel to that road trip movie with her just bending over for 90 minutes

  27. Shauna Sand Nipples No Bra Tight Dress
    EricLR
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    That’s the kind of stripper you get in a bad neighborhood on a Wednesday at about 10 a.m.

  28. Penny Lancaster Rod Stewart Head On Shoulder
    Cock Dr
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    It appears as though he’s finally been domesticated. It’s probably much easier to do that when they’re so old and emasculated.

  29. Anna Gunn Cleavage Smushed Boob Window Dress Film Society Of Lincoln Center AMC Celebration Of Breaking Bad Final Episodes
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    Bringing out the big gunns.

  30. Hilary Duff Holding Giant Zucchinis Instagram
    Odbarc
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    Once you go vegan, you never go black.

  31. Anthony Weiner Nan Shan Center Visit
    Cock Dr
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    His mental health professional will be seeing him 3 times a week after the primary.

  32. Penny Lancaster Rod Stewart Head On Shoulder
    cc
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    He fucked Rachel Hunter in her prime. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

  33. Roselyn Sanchez Cleavage Do Something Awards
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    her body looks pretty good, but her face is all funhouse mirror.

  34. Heidi Klum Cleavage Crazy Face Howie Mandel Americas Got Talent Radio City Music Hall
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    God, I hate it when celebrity chicks start talking about their birthing experiences.

  35. Coco Cleavage Sipping Blue Drink Instagram
    cc
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    Does she do anything?

  36. Anthony Weiner Nan Shan Center Visit
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    How ironic that Weiner looks like an ass.

  37. Anthony Weiner Nan Shan Center Visit
    cc
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    He looks like a tortoise peeking out of his shell.

  38. Anthony Weiner Nan Shan Center Visit
    ktcash
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    i thought Arnold Horshack was dead?

  39. Sylvester Stallone Sunglasses Heisenberg Hat
    Robb7
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    What the hell is that veiny shit on his neck??!!

  40. Tara Reid Skinny Legs
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    Why is she only tan from the waist up?

  41. Roselyn Sanchez Cleavage Do Something Awards
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    I know what I want to do. Her.

  42. Tara Reid Skinny Legs
    cc
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    I often wonder how it is that she still has money. When did she work last?

  43. Shauna Sand Nipples No Bra Tight Dress
    franks1no
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    im confused by what im looking at

  44. Aaron Paul
    cc
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    He met Kim Kardashian…

  45. Sylvester Stallone Sunglasses Heisenberg Hat
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    Winter IS coming…

  46. Hilary Duff Holding Giant Zucchinis Instagram
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    Why not both?

  47. Michelle Trachtenberg Cleavage Spandex Dress Chateau Marmont
    cc
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    Fortunately, the lady in pink carries a wooden stake with her at all times.

  48. Heidi Klum Cleavage Crazy Face Howie Mandel Americas Got Talent Radio City Music Hall
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    and yet, Howie Mandel still looks weirder.

  49. Sylvester Stallone Sunglasses Heisenberg Hat
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    He looks like he’s got one of those prosthetic noses attached.

  50. Bow Wow Making Out With Tyra Banks Legs Spandex Minidress 106 & Park
    FattyMcGee
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    “Bow Wow and The Cougar”, next on BET!

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