The Crap We Missed – Thursday 8.1.13

“So then Hayden* was all like…” [*Ed. Note: Hayden, in this instance, could reference Panettiere or Christensen. It’s like a choose your own adventure of penis jokes.]

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed after our day of being chewed up and spat out by the big city, which we feel is an entirely fair way to describe repeatedly walking the wrong direction for an entire block before realizing it. But we’re back in the land of strip malls and thinly-guised racism known as blue collar conservativism, so it’s at least a dance partner we’re familiar with. *shakes fist at $6 cough drops receipt* Anyway, one of today’s pics actually occurred right under our noses and it’s Tyra Banks mauling Bow Wow’s face like it was Kelsey Grammer’s wife. Then there’s Tara Reid on what appear to be the legs of a 90-year-old anemic woman, as well as Sylvester Stallone with his Heisenberg look, only if instead of creating the purest strain of meth known to man, he just bought a stupid had and shot steroids into himself for 45 years.

Glad to be home and pantless again, just the way you like us,

- Photo Boy

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