The Crap We Missed – Thursday 8.1.13

August 1st, 2013 // 309 Comments

“So then Hayden* was all like…” [*Ed. Note: Hayden, in this instance, could reference Panettiere or Christensen. It’s like a choose your own adventure of penis jokes.]

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed after our day of being chewed up and spat out by the big city, which we feel is an entirely fair way to describe repeatedly walking the wrong direction for an entire block before realizing it. But we’re back in the land of strip malls and thinly-guised racism known as blue collar conservativism, so it’s at least a dance partner we’re familiar with. *shakes fist at $6 cough drops receipt* Anyway, one of today’s pics actually occurred right under our noses and it’s Tyra Banks mauling Bow Wow‘s face like it was Kelsey Grammer‘s wife. Then there’s Tara Reid on what appear to be the legs of a 90-year-old anemic woman, as well as Sylvester Stallone with his Heisenberg look, only if instead of creating the purest strain of meth known to man, he just bought a stupid had and shot steroids into himself for 45 years.

Glad to be home and pantless again, just the way you like us,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Hilary Duff Holding Giant Zucchinis Instagram
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    “Before Kegel exercises and after.”

  2. Hilary Duff Holding Giant Zucchinis Instagram
    cc
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    One for me, one for Madonna

  3. Heidi Klum Cleavage Crazy Face Howie Mandel Americas Got Talent Radio City Music Hall
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Whenever I sneeze into my hands, I run at Howie like this and he literally shits himself!”

  4. Anna Gunn Cleavage Smushed Boob Window Dress Film Society Of Lincoln Center AMC Celebration Of Breaking Bad Final Episodes
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    Anna’s Gunn rack.

  5. Shauna Sand Nipples No Bra Tight Dress
    ThisWillHurt
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    Enough with Courtney Stodden today!

  6. Anthony Weiner Nan Shan Center Visit
    Rico Jones
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    A Wang and a Weiner.

  7. Hilary Duff Holding Giant Zucchinis Instagram
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    Ok Kardashian…are you up to the challenge?

  8. Hilary Duff Holding Giant Zucchinis Instagram
    ThisWillHurt
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    Unless those are her new husbands, I quit.

  9. Russell Brand Whipsering In Mans Ear Soho Theatre
    cc
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    Lemme just suck that lovely wax out of your ear, kindly broken-nosed gentleman.

  10. Hilary Duff Holding Giant Zucchinis Instagram
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    “Now, if it turns out to be as big as one of these, you might want to find some other way to thank him for the diamond ring.”

  11. Bow Wow Making Out With Tyra Banks Legs Spandex Minidress 106 & Park
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    They used to call him Lil’ Bow Wow, now they call him “That guy who threw up in Tyra Banks mouth”

  12. Hilary Duff Holding Giant Zucchinis Instagram
    Kel
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    Looks like those pickles are about to reap the benefits of proposing to Hilary Duff.

  13. Sylvester Stallone Sunglasses Heisenberg Hat
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    Please tell us he’s not remaking The French Connection. Sly Popeye Doyle.

  14. Bow Wow Making Out With Tyra Banks Legs Spandex Minidress 106 & Park
    cc
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    Though bubble over head ‘Oh man, I was really hoping she’d go Kardashian on me.’

  15. Roselyn Sanchez Cleavage Do Something Awards
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    That thing where you distort your face with Scotch tape to scare your siblings.

  16. Coco Cleavage Sipping Blue Drink Instagram
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    Coco can’t get enough Iced-T down her throat.

  17. Nick Cannon Holding Puppy IAMS So Good! Event
    cc
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    You know when that dog pukes, his wife will say ‘Clean that shit up bitch!’

  18. Bow Wow Making Out With Tyra Banks Legs Spandex Minidress 106 & Park
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    Gonorrhea meet Syphilis

  19. Hilary Duff Holding Giant Zucchinis Instagram
    Batu Khan
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    This one for a quiet evening at home, this one for orgies.

  20. Roselyn Sanchez Cleavage Do Something Awards
    Hedgehog
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    Buttersmile

  21. Shauna Sand Nipples No Bra Tight Dress
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    Take notes, Courtney.

  22. Shaun White Short Hair Playing Guitar With Band Bad Things
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    What is going on with this dude lately?

  23. Kirsten Dunst Uneven Nipples Workout Clothes
    cc
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    I must say, her bush was expertly trimmed in Melancholia. So, there are about 10 seconds of that movie that aren’t total suffering.

  24. Nick Cannon Holding Puppy IAMS So Good! Event
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    Suddenly, Nick Cannon regretted pulling the “movie theater popcorn box trick.”

  25. Anthony Weiner Nan Shan Center Visit
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    Weiner’s beginning to look a little like Jack Nicholson.

  26. Penny Lancaster Rod Stewart Head On Shoulder
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    “ohh…DO YA THI-”
    “No.”

  27. Tara Reid Skinny Legs
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    Is she carrying a film script?

  28. Rita Ora Cleavage Nipples See Through Dress
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    It’s like British Rihanna is becoming old American Miley Cyrus. http://bit.ly/135QuL3

  29. Anthony Weiner Nan Shan Center Visit
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    This guy literally looks like a lizard.

  30. Russell Brand Whipsering In Mans Ear Soho Theatre
    EricLR
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    Find me a homeless man and a cape in 5 minutes and I’ll give you $500 in cash.

  31. Shauna Sand Nipples No Bra Tight Dress
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    Wonder Woman called, she wants her invisible stripper shoes back.

  32. Michelle Trachtenberg Cleavage Spandex Dress Chateau Marmont
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    Someone died?

  33. Sylvester Stallone Sunglasses Heisenberg Hat
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    Elvis Costello & The Reflection.

  34. Russell Brand Whipsering In Mans Ear Soho Theatre
    Batu Khan
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    I’m sure the guy is happy to know Russell Brand is in his ear after interacting with every hobo on both sides of the Atlantic.

  35. Anthony Weiner Nan Shan Center Visit
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    After seeing his twitter pics, I just assumed those microphones would have blurs over them.

  36. Hilary Duff Holding Giant Zucchinis Instagram
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    “And would anyone care to guess where the THIRD one is?”

  37. Aaron Paul
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    Yo! Let me try some of that bisque, bitch!

  38. Russell Brand Whipsering In Mans Ear Soho Theatre
    angerinside
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    This actually looks more like a desparately lonely, middle aged fat dude buying the skankiest, unwashed, crack whore he could afford with his disability cheque.

  39. Kirsten Dunst Uneven Nipples Workout Clothes
    EricLR
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    Get out of her way! Can’t you see that she doesn’t have an audition to get to in 10 minutes?!?!?

  40. Sylvester Stallone Sunglasses Heisenberg Hat
    cc
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    Amazing…those blood clots have cut off all circulation to his face, yet he still lives and breathes.

  41. Sylvester Stallone Sunglasses Heisenberg Hat
    EricLR
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    At some point he turned from Rocky into Paulie.

  42. Anna Gunn Cleavage Smushed Boob Window Dress Film Society Of Lincoln Center AMC Celebration Of Breaking Bad Final Episodes
    cc
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    Looks like she’s trying to peek in through a screen door.

  43. Hilary Duff Holding Giant Zucchinis Instagram
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    Being president of the Derek Smalls fan club always has it’s perks.

  44. Shaun White Short Hair Playing Guitar With Band Bad Things
    EricLR
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    After this performance, it’s going to be reduced to DC 3.

  45. Shaun White Short Hair Playing Guitar With Band Bad Things
    ThisWillHurt
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    I was at that performance! That was the sickest rendition of “If You’re Happy and You Know It” ever! Sickest!

  46. Penny Lancaster Rod Stewart Head On Shoulder
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    “Is that Chanel No. 5? You wear it well. A little old-fashioned, but that’s all right.”

  47. Hilary Duff Holding Giant Zucchinis Instagram
    malaka
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    one of my favorite disney whores.
    good to see her living the good life.

  48. Hilary Duff Holding Giant Zucchinis Instagram
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    Is this her way of telling us she’s into black dudes?

  49. Anna Gunn Cleavage Smushed Boob Window Dress Film Society Of Lincoln Center AMC Celebration Of Breaking Bad Final Episodes
    angerinside
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    … and that’s why there is no “S” on the end of her name.

  50. Kirsten Dunst Uneven Nipples Workout Clothes
    john
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    havent seen those nips since Spiderman 1

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