The Crap We Missed – Thursday 7.9.15

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Charlotte McKinney’s face trying to understand why her breasts haven’t gotten her farther than Stephen Dorff yet, Paris Hilton’s mom demonstrating how her daughter succeeded in Hollywood without really trying, and Wolverine with Charles Xavier’s legs. Yep, I went right for it and I’m not sorry. Plus I don’t joke about nipples. Especially when they’re Abigail Ratchford’s.

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