This is how awesome Photo Boy is:
I gave the dude the day off to be the best man at a wedding, yet he still gets up early and surprises me with a The Crap We Missed so there’d still be one today even though I’m flying solo. But then I noticed there’s not a single shot of Richard Grieco in here, so I don’t know why he even bothered. First, you bail on a burrito, and now this? What happened to us? Did you watch The Notebook?
I’ll be at my mother’s,
- The Superficial
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HD Puff’n'stuff.
HD Puff n’Stuff
Who’s your fuck when things get rough?
HD Puff n’Stuff
Can’t be little because she had a baby which i think is enough
Once upon a summertime
Just a dream from yesterday
A boy and his magic golden penis
Heard a moan from off the bay
“Come and fuck with me, Jimmy
Come and fuck with me.
And I will take you on a trip
Far across any fuck you had.”
But the vagina belonged to a kooky old bitch
Who had in mind the penis to mate
From her boom boom in the sty
She watched her plans materialize
She waved her arms
The beautiful body was gone
The site of her grew dark
The vagina grew rough
And the sex went on and on and on and on and on and on.
still liking this
The guy turns to vomit…
It kind of looks like he already threw up in his mouth.
Damn you thumbnails!!!!! I never thought clicking a pic from small to big would take my dick from big to small!!!!!!
Nope, the “Big to small” part was just you finally seeing the reality…
No I do not want my windows washed for a quarter.
Keep in mind he’s about 4½ feet tall so ouch…. HE should be riding around in a scooter.
MILK!!!
In Soviet Russia female pop-stars are their own male background dancers.
I’m sorry bunny your mommy’s the only one that can breastfeed you…
I’m sorry honey your mommy’s the only one that can breastfeed you…
Having issues with your posting? You posted the same-ish thing twice with the Janice Dickenson picture.
Queen La Stinka.
Queef Latina
Not pictured : Ronaldo wondering where his favorite red swim trunks went.
Can’t help but imagine how easily those straps would slide off.
Good GOD that is unnatural.
RoseMary’s Baby er Garbage.
“I’m afraid you checked out positive for crabs.”
“So, who called for a transexual welder?”
Twenty minutes later he was holding up the wall with one hand shaking it with the other and still nothing
Pop quiz: Which is gayer?
a – the turquoise sunglasses.
b – the red phone
c – the skinny jeans
d – pornstache
e – John Travolta
f — all of the above.
The ghost of Casey Jones
“Care to sample Nolte?”
She must have recently given Seth Brundle a blowjob in his teleporter.
I don’t think Brundlefly would touch that!
Where’s his tricycle? ‘…think of it as a reverse bear trap…’
How ya like me know?
Oddly enough, that’s exactly how I imagined her baby would look.
It’s not his fault he’s heavy, it’s the Higgs Boson.
Jesus, I bet if you could scroll down, you’d see a pair of white velcro sneakers.
On both of them.
Not bad for a bonny chick!
Aye, she is a bonny lass.
Shadowlurker? Is that you?
I think this was actually the red carpet at the 2012 the Irrelevant Awards.
I’m so sick of those migrant Swedes coming over and here working as day laborers.
He’s just out for a casual porn shoot at the beach.
Does his belt count as a solar system?
“Rabbits! Twenty-three, no four of them! Attacking my car! It’s the purple…you gotta find the dragon! He’s the one with the spoon! It’s the only way! Quick! To Budapest!”
This one’s got to en up on TMIPOTI, Fish.
It crawls out of the ocean it does.
Is she trying for the part of Bristol Palin in some lifetime biopic?
Death looks a lot like Kenny G.
That’s dark, but I dig it.
I wonder if she ever gets tired of saying “one or two bags?”
But seriously, what is he doing?
I remember when I had my growth spurt.
Your legs grew but your arms didn’t?
But was it while you were riding in a car?
They were driving to Florida from Buffalo.
Good to see Dr. Strangelove up out of that wheelchair.
Good job sir. Let me shake your hand.
Or is that Stephen Hawkins?
She looks a bit ponderous, but cute nevertheless.
When they say that women should examine themselves for lumps, they don’t mean their assholes.
Pure butterface. Her body is smoking. At least Demi gave her something…
well actually, tits come from your father’s mother so she should thank her grandmother, bruce’s side ;)
They sell deodorant with a paint roller applicator?
So, Kris Kross and Levi’s used a transvestite Lucius Malfoy to model their latest dress design……..genius.
I guess a woman can get by with only four ribs.
Um, a squirt gun isn’t going to eliminate the velociraptor threat, Dr. Hammond.
You’re washed up lady.
She bears a striking resemblance to an alter boy I once knew. The priest often kept him late for “practice.”
all anal, 24/7.