The Crap We Missed – Thursday 7.5.12

July 5th, 2012 // 576 Comments

This is how awesome Photo Boy is:

I gave the dude the day off to be the best man at a wedding, yet he still gets up early and surprises me with a The Crap We Missed so there’d still be one today even though I’m flying solo. But then I noticed there’s not a single shot of Richard Grieco in here, so I don’t know why he even bothered. First, you bail on a burrito, and now this? What happened to us? Did you watch The Notebook?

I’ll be at my mother’s,

- The Superficial

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Hilary Duff
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    HD Puff’n'stuff.

    • Emma Watson's Vagina

      HD Puff n’Stuff
      Who’s your fuck when things get rough?
      HD Puff n’Stuff
      Can’t be little because she had a baby which i think is enough

      Once upon a summertime
      Just a dream from yesterday
      A boy and his magic golden penis
      Heard a moan from off the bay
      “Come and fuck with me, Jimmy
      Come and fuck with me.
      And I will take you on a trip
      Far across any fuck you had.”

      But the vagina belonged to a kooky old bitch
      Who had in mind the penis to mate
      From her boom boom in the sty
      She watched her plans materialize
      She waved her arms
      The beautiful body was gone
      The site of her grew dark
      The vagina grew rough
      And the sex went on and on and on and on and on and on.

  2. Hilary Duff
    rantatonne
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    still liking this

  3. Janice Dickinson
    Hank E. Ring
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    The guy turns to vomit…

  4. Janice Dickinson
    little turtle head
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    Damn you thumbnails!!!!! I never thought clicking a pic from small to big would take my dick from big to small!!!!!!

  5. Nick Nolte
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    No I do not want my windows washed for a quarter.

  6. Cee Lo Green
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    Keep in mind he’s about 4½ feet tall so ouch…. HE should be riding around in a scooter.

  7. Katy Perry
    Hank E. Ring
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    MILK!!!

  8. Sasha Gradiva
    rantatonne
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    In Soviet Russia female pop-stars are their own male background dancers.

  9. Katy Perry
    little turtle head
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    I’m sorry bunny your mommy’s the only one that can breastfeed you…

  10. Queen Latifah
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    Queen La Stinka.

  11. Irina Shayk
    rantatonne
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    Not pictured : Ronaldo wondering where his favorite red swim trunks went.

  12. Imogen Thomas
    cc
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    Can’t help but imagine how easily those straps would slide off.

  13. Candice Swanepoel
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    Good GOD that is unnatural.

  14. Snooki
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    RoseMary’s Baby er Garbage.

  15. Shemar Moore
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    “I’m afraid you checked out positive for crabs.”

  16. Lady Gaga
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    “So, who called for a transexual welder?”

  17. Nick Nolte
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Twenty minutes later he was holding up the wall with one hand shaking it with the other and still nothing

  18. Zac Efron
    Commented on this photo:

    Pop quiz: Which is gayer?

    a – the turquoise sunglasses.
    b – the red phone
    c – the skinny jeans
    d – pornstache
    e – John Travolta

  19. Michael Douglas Kenny G
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    The ghost of Casey Jones

  20. Nick Nolte
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    “Care to sample Nolte?”

  21. Lady Gaga
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    She must have recently given Seth Brundle a blowjob in his teleporter.

  22. Michael Douglas Kenny G
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Where’s his tricycle? ‘…think of it as a reverse bear trap…’

  23. Zac Efron
    contusion
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    How ya like me know?

  24. Snooki
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    Oddly enough, that’s exactly how I imagined her baby would look.

  25. Cee Lo Green
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    It’s not his fault he’s heavy, it’s the Higgs Boson.

  26. Michael Douglas Kenny G
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    Jesus, I bet if you could scroll down, you’d see a pair of white velcro sneakers.

  27. Candice Swanepoel
    Crissy
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    Not bad for a bonny chick!

  28. Michael Douglas Kenny G
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    Shadowlurker? Is that you?

  29. Michael Douglas Kenny G
    contusion
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    I think this was actually the red carpet at the 2012 the Irrelevant Awards.

  30. Dakota Fanning
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    I’m so sick of those migrant Swedes coming over and here working as day laborers.

  31. Zac Efron
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    He’s just out for a casual porn shoot at the beach.

  32. Cee Lo Green
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    Does his belt count as a solar system?

  33. Nick Nolte
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    “Rabbits! Twenty-three, no four of them! Attacking my car! It’s the purple…you gotta find the dragon! He’s the one with the spoon! It’s the only way! Quick! To Budapest!”

  34. Jared Leto
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    It crawls out of the ocean it does.

  35. Kim Kardashian
    rantatonne
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    Is she trying for the part of Bristol Palin in some lifetime biopic?

  36. Michael Douglas Kenny G
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    Death looks a lot like Kenny G.

  37. Rumer Willis
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    I wonder if she ever gets tired of saying “one or two bags?”

  38. Nick Nolte
    Animal
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    But seriously, what is he doing?

  39. Michael Pitt
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    I remember when I had my growth spurt.

  40. Lady Gaga
    Swearin
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    Good to see Dr. Strangelove up out of that wheelchair.

  41. Hilary Duff
    cc
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    She looks a bit ponderous, but cute nevertheless.

  42. Janice Dickinson
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    When they say that women should examine themselves for lumps, they don’t mean their assholes.

  43. Rumer Willis
    Boo Yah
    Commented on this photo:

    Pure butterface. Her body is smoking. At least Demi gave her something…

    • hm..

      well actually, tits come from your father’s mother so she should thank her grandmother, bruce’s side ;)

  44. Queen Latifah
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    They sell deodorant with a paint roller applicator?

  45. Dakota Fanning
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    So, Kris Kross and Levi’s used a transvestite Lucius Malfoy to model their latest dress design……..genius.

  46. Candice Swanepoel
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    I guess a woman can get by with only four ribs.

  47. Nick Nolte
    Swearin
    Commented on this photo:

    Um, a squirt gun isn’t going to eliminate the velociraptor threat, Dr. Hammond.

  48. Katy Perry
    Frugal Gourmet
    Commented on this photo:

    You’re washed up lady.

  49. Candice Swanepoel
    cuddles
    Commented on this photo:

    She bears a striking resemblance to an alter boy I once knew. The priest often kept him late for “practice.”

  50. Candice Swanepoel
    Commented on this photo:

    all anal, 24/7.

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